the most annoying kind of stoner

Here's some of the kinds of stoners I hate the most:

-Moochers. I know they'ved been mentioned, but it's one of my pet peeves.

- Stoners who think they know everything or think they're better stoners than you because they have more "experience". I actually have a friend who thinks he's better than anyone who hasn't been smoking as long as him, yet he acts like a total jackass when high.

- Stoners that hog the joint/blunt/smoking apparatus because they think you'll get more than them. (that's why I like to set limits on how much to toke per turn).

Other than that, not much bothers me. As others have said, accidents can happen when sharing weed and is not worth getting angry about those accidents, especially if the person is normally a good stoner.

I'm actually very chill with almost everyone who smokes, but there are a few things that do get on my nerves:

1). I hate it when people break a hotbox. A hotbox is a beautiful thing, whether it be in a car, a room or a closet. I can't explain it, but I just see a hotbox as the ultimate showing of friendship between the kids you're with so when someone just leaves and tries to come back, it pisses me off. You sit there and enjoy the show.

2). I hate the fucking fiends who think every pull of weed is their last. It will come around again. I promise.

3). I hate kids who just started smoking and were all goody-twoshoes before hand and all of a sudden, you see all weed-related rap quotes in their profiles.

Other than that, I really don't mind that much. I'm a very chill smoker and I just wish everyone else was like that.

Hehe, this is a funny thread.

People I don't enjoy smoking with:

- People only there for the weed, and not for the company.
- Turbo smokers ("shut up and pass!")
- People that turn into arrogant assholes after they get high.

The most annoying sotners to me are as follows, the broke stoner Im not talking about them being broke once in a while because Im broke right now and dry but when you got someone who never pitchs in and then sits there in one sitting and smokes all YOUR stash is disrespectful. We had a ounce and it was gone the next day. He smoked while we were sleeping. That annoys the piss out of me. The next one isnt the stoner but the tag along who dont smoke. They know you going to be smoking and tag along and then complain about it the whole time. This person as well cuts his girlfriend off when HE thinks she has had enough that bastard. Now last but not least the stoner who comes over and eats all your food. You are now forced to eat ramen noodles for the rest of the week because they ate every mother fucking thing in the cabinet fridge and freezer. I said make you self at home not eat $100 worth of groceries in one night you fuckin pig.

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

For example, on 420 one year my neighbor (never hung out with him before) came over and walks in, right in front of my mom, takes off his shirt and says loudly "IT SMELLS LIKE WEED IN HERE"

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LMFAO

I'd have to say the ones that don't share eventhough you've shared yours with them many times and you know they have some.

nvr meet an annoying stoner before, trippy 1's but nvr annoying

the greedy, selfish kind. A friend of mine is like that. Never supplies his own, takes huge hits of my weed, holds the joint taking multiple tokes (rules in my circles usually toke, pass) etc etc. once he even had the nerve to steal one of my donuts!

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

The most annoying sotners to me are as follows, the broke stoner Im not talking about them being broke once in a while because Im broke right now and dry but when you got someone who never pitchs in and then sits there in one sitting and smokes all YOUR stash is disrespectful. We had a ounce and it was gone the next day. He smoked while we were sleeping. That annoys the piss out of me. The next one isnt the stoner but the tag along who dont smoke. They know you going to be smoking and tag along and then complain about it the whole time. This person as well cuts his girlfriend off when HE thinks she has had enough that bastard. Now last but not least the stoner who comes over and eats all your food. You are now forced to eat ramen noodles for the rest of the week because they ate every mother fucking thing in the cabinet fridge and freezer. I said make you self at home not eat $100 worth of groceries in one night you fuckin pig.

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Haha I'm the same way about all of that no doubt. I want to smoke with you now. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by B u M b L ee K y

Haha I'm the same way about all of that no doubt. I want to smoke with you now. :thumbsup:

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When and where Im down :D

People who smoke a joint and want to eat all your food and then pass out.

what a waste..

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Originally Posted by led.zeppelin

the greedy, selfish kind. A friend of mine is like that. Never supplies his own, takes huge hits of my weed, holds the joint taking multiple tokes (rules in my circles usually toke, pass) etc etc. once he even had the nerve to steal one of my donuts!

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We must have the exact same friend.

Tonight was a good example of why I hate people. Sat in the car, rolled a couple of joints, smoked them with some people...no one offered money or anything at all. I got used to it though so it doesn't really bother me, but I'm just adding to this thead.

Dro_Princess, I know, right. I'm always down too so you just let me know! Which kinda brings up another thing...I kinda hate it when people never wanna finish a bowl or a joint or w/e. Kinda give you the "wave" of the hands saying "oh, I'm good". Bothers me!

I have another one: I hate it when someone rest there arm with the jay in there hand like there passing it and you reach for it and there like "what im still hitting it"

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Originally Posted by B u M b L ee K y

Tonight was a good example of why I hate people. Sat in the car, rolled a couple of joints, smoked them with some people...no one offered money or anything at all. I got used to it though so it doesn't really bother me, but I'm just adding to this thead.

Dro_Princess, I know, right. I'm always down too so you just let me know! Which kinda brings up another thing...I kinda hate it when people never wanna finish a bowl or a joint or w/e. Kinda give you the "wave" of the hands saying "oh, I'm good". Bothers me!

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Especially when they have only taken a couple of hits. Man up you pussy. I never turn down weed.

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

Especially when they have only taken a couple of hits. Man up you pussy. I never turn down weed.

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I knowwwww. Shit pisses me off so much. I don't turn down weed either. I'm the type of person that needs to finish what they started and for people to sit there and "can't finish" is sad. I hate weakness like that.

match a j for a j, everyone stays happy, unless they offer

the most annoying to me is the person who has smoked a lot and gives noobs a hard time. you guys suck.

PS. i'm not a noob

Also, If your high and don't wanna get any higher, don't smoke anymore, let the people who want it have it. don't force it no anyone either, that's also annoying.

fuck i'm high

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Originally Posted by Cleveland

Also, If your high and don't wanna get any higher, don't smoke anymore, let the people who want it have it. don't force it no anyone either, that's also annoying.

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I dont force anyone to smoke more than they want to but to only take 2 hits and quit and then act like your inebriated annoys me.

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Originally Posted by tripswitch87

The coolest stoners are the people who don't really talk or brag about drugs, they just hit it when the joint comes to them.

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dude, that is just...wow, exactly what i think:dance:

1. people who sit around the WHOLE time just like omg imm soooo high right now omg!
2. people who are like dude this bud sucks if im the one smoking them up! if its for free stop bitching!
3. people who you have to walk through and hold the lighter for them and stuff
4. people who bum rides, weed and other shit for free and dont pay

I've got a good example.

I'm the kind of stoner that ALWAYS smokes people out. I'm very generous with my weed when it comes to my friends. I like being that way, because then I don't feel guilty when I don't have any.

The other night, a friend offers to smoke me out. We drive miles and miles to some "lookout" point. She asks me if I have any weed, I say no. She packs a little bowl, and we pass it around between her and I and our other friend. It's done. She packs up her weed (which was about an eighth) and we leave.

The most ANNOYING kind of stoner is the STINGY STONER. The one who smokes ONE bowl when you've smoked her out (with multiple bowls) many, many, MANY times.

The stoner that's actually a cop.

I don't think I've met a stoner I haven't liked. Every stoner I've met has been really cool and chill.

Now, the people I've met and smoked with that aren't actually stoners, like the kind that are just trying it or whatever, are annoying PEOPLE. But, they're not stoners. They're just posers.

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Originally Posted by HyperspacialDemon

That will be the last time I smoke with him

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oh don't be that way! lol Come on, 5 months, medical grade cannabis....I'd say it's perfectly okay to be right fucked up the way he was.

Give him some slack, ya? :rasta:

haha, I've had to do it before. Maybe that's why I'm okay with it?

Sorry you're not

I hate people who get all violent, after i smoke them out. They like start punching and they are just mean, i think i hate mean people in general.

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Originally Posted by budzy malone

I guess if your a dealer or runner..... people who take like, a week to smoke a bag.
If you're a "POT JOHN" and actually pay for shit.... well, paying for shit!
Runners who pinch half your stash
Dealers, who don't weigh their dope.
Fancy, smancy names. STRAIGHT DOPE
Smokin with murderers and rapeist..... cause thats all they'll talk about in NOT SO MANY WORDS.
Nigga lippin or bogartin'
Takin huge hits and pretending nuthins happening... cause I ain't smokin wiif you anymore, you are a BAGBURNER and money waster... {you know the kind of people who are poor all the time and one day win some money and then blow it all}. FUCK EM, STUPID PEOPLE. This is about HORTICULTURE ain't it? IF its about drugs.... get lost..... please......

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Hahaahahah, that cracked me up.

"Runners who pinch half your stash", are indeed the worst kind of stoners to chief with. There's always one around and you can always tell which one it is. Fuck 'em! If I work for my weed, and you don't, and I smoke you out, and you steal my weed...we have a problem.

Other than that, spark that shit! even if I rolled it.

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I hate people who get all violent, after i smoke them out. They like start punching and they are just mean, i think i hate mean people in general.

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Hahaha that was just as hilarious.

Violent stoners??

what is the world coming to?

I hate people who say, OMG your weed sucks, mine is teh best!
I hate the people who take one hit, and get stupid, and all they talk about is how fucked up they are
Bogarts
The people who smoke it all and never pitch in
and last but not least, posers!!
Its ok to admit you smoke once in a while, but don't sit around saying your the biggest pothead ever and then smoke with me and you wipe out before I do (which is pretty easy, cuz I've cut down like hell lately)

sometimes im in the mood for a fun fun fun high time, but alot of the time i jsut want to chill and talk and think. and there are these 2 kids that invite themselves over everyday and just make it so so so wacky and stupid and goofy and ruin the mood. there all like yelling and eating and making a mess that i usually have to clean, and gettign messy and gross and shit, it sucks. and im too nice to tell them ot fuck off, so i usually jsut try to ditch them. i mean there nice and all, but when there high they flip out.

other then that, the only thign i hate is an asshole. but yeah not much annoys me :|

yea i agree with alot of people in this thread
I hate
-People who wanna take my roach after smoking them out, just because it's there house
-Dealers that wanna Smoke outta the bag you just got from them
-People that just talk and not pass(even if it is your weed, they be like*ill pass it when i pass it!" then i gotta get loud and leave)
-Mother fuckers that roll up your shit when your not there or their and they don't tell you.
-People that get violent and start throwing Cd's and start punching everyone*that shit makes my mad when people do that(mostly 1 of my good friends)*
-when at a party and people come up asking if they can smoke with you like 9x that day
-When someone jokes around and say "police are outside my door"
-New smoker's
-I hate smoking with someone under 3 ages of me(even if it's not mine)
-Friends that you smoke DOWN(like a 1/2 oz in a few hours) and then they get some and only smoke like a joint.

i got alot of problems and this is just some, but stuff like Lipping doesn't bother me too much. i mean i may say something like"Damn it you lip it" but i know better that it well dry.
And most of all this shit happen daily, none of this is new behavior with my friends. sober or high.

sad isn't? i think i need to find new friends after reading this my self. LoL

several things bother me
1 is when ya get them stoned,then ask them if there hi
they no we better smoke another 1 dude
2nd is they take a hit
then hold the joint till it burns down or dies
3rd is moochers

Ya know, I just realized why I probably haven't met too many stoners I don't like. I think it's because around here, ganja etiquette is a lot more well known.

Ya know? Or maybe it's just manners. Like, we know to let the person whose weed it is decide what to do with the roach. We know to let the person whose weed it is decide who gets green it. I guess the people I hang out with know each other well enough to also know each other's personal boundaries, ya know? We know not to get sooo annoying that it actually annoys people.

Man, I'm ramblin right now, I sowwy. I'm just so baked right now...

(I think I'm the annoying talkative stoner, not in specific, just in general....i'm THAT stoner...sometimes...maybe.....i need to stop talking now, sorry)

People who don't smoke me back.

i hate the people that get all high then try to act 'gangsta' i mean come the fuck on, if you wanna get all rowdy that's what crack, coke, meth among others is, don't waste no goddamned herb to get all rawled up and act like a complete fucking idiot...

also those know it alls who act like they know everything, then they get high off one hit and are like "omg!!1111oneone!! i'm so high dude i can't even talk straight *knocks something over* ROFL!!! i'm sorry dude i can't walk straight" .... yeah those people piss me off...

The kind of smoker that thinks he knows more about drugs than anyone else..And the kind of stoner that tells us to throw all ours down because he smoked us up last week or somthing..then when he gets bud he is like " Bitch fuck you i need shit for tonite"...

Like Benagain, I cannot stand inconsiderate smokers, or inconsiderate people in general. People suck sometimes. Also, overly paranoid peeps who almost ruin my high by being overly paranoid.

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I hate the guy who is like "OH MY GOD I'M SOOOO FUCKING HIGH" over and over. Yeah if you're mad baked fine if you wanna make a statement saying you fucking baked but repeating it over and over for the world to fucking know pisses me off.

Also the people who act a lot higher than they are. They are usually the same people as in the first part.

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Originally Posted by make it legal

I hate the guy who is like "OH MY GOD I'M SOOOO FUCKING HIGH" over and over. Yeah if you're mad baked fine if you wanna make a statement saying you fucking baked but repeating it over and over for the world to fucking know pisses me off.

Also the people who act a lot higher than they are. They are usually the same people as in the first part.

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i hate that shit to...

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Originally Posted by napolitana869

people who don't pass after they're done taking their hit. they just hold it and when you ask they get really pissed off even if its your weed.

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yep that pisses me off too, or when they just talk and talk, and let it burn, puff puff, pass bitch! lol