Having sex and then taking biggest bong hit the world has ever seen. The on the exhale let my life out to, so i can die peacefully with a smile on my face.:rasta:
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Having sex and then taking biggest bong hit the world has ever seen. The on the exhale let my life out to, so i can die peacefully with a smile on my face.:rasta:
That would be kinda weird for the person you'd be having sex with though.
HAHAHAHAHA. I can just picture that. "Hey, why'd you stop? Are you ok?...Hello?...HOLY SHIT!!! AHHHH!!!! WTF!!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
hmm if i fucked someone to death...id be pretty satified actaully...at least im doing something right u know?
Actually..... ermm...Quote:
Originally Posted by dryst
http://www.sanguinarius.org
with my headphones on
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by intrepidus6
........
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhh
oh man.... oh man.....
I feel so bad for these people.
I really, really, really do.
DEATH BY NAKED GIRLS. IM JUST WALKING AROUND WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE 600 OF THEM FALL FROM THE FLOOR ABOVE ME AND CRUSH ME TO DEATH
Wow, that's one of the most awesome things I've ever heard. XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Captin
Me... eh... yeah, I'll probably change my mind about this when I'm actually dying, but I don't really give a fuck how I die. :) Part of me doesn't want my death to be quick and painless, because I can be kind of a bitch sometimes, and asking for a quick painless death seems kind of selfish. *shrugs* I sure as hell don't want to live forever though. And uh, yeah... I don't know if any of you guys are serious about having your brain preserved in a jar or whatever... but I hope you have a few million dollars saved up for that. ;) 'Cause otherwise it ain't gonna happen.
Ahem.... just shut up..Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferius
bullet to the head
*bump
No offense but holy shit that is hilarious, step 1 vampires have fangs, step 2 always remember not go into the light as it will kill you, step 3 watch out for 6 year old castlevania nerds who will beat your scrawny ass to death with metal chain whips.:stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferius
Of old age while asleep at age 120.
Wow, 50-55? My dad is 52 and my grandparents are ~70 and get around just fine.
I used to say that I would want to go ahead and end it about 65-70...when you start to really slow down, you can't do anything you used to, you can't fuck. You look horrible. But you know what I think now? I want to live as long as I possibly can....positively. Soon, its going to become socially acceptable (kind of already is) to ride around in those motorized chairs. I will have my potbox in my side, listening to cypress hill and headed for a park. At that age i don't think I would give a fuck what people thought. I would get blazed every day, grab waitress asses, cuss at people on the street. That sorta thing. Dirty old potsmoking man.
This thread is kinda old :)
I dont want to die ever... But I suppose I have to sooner or later. I guess I want to go an old man, in my sleep, while having a life-like dream of being 19yrs old again sleeping with my first love one last time... That is how I would want to slip into eternity.
shot down in a blaze of glory
i want to die peacefully, in my sleep...., and not screaming and crying like everybody else in the car.
dai*ma:stoned:
unafraid!
I want to rail a line of blow, then drive a Porsche 911 turbo off a cliff at insane speed.
id want to die saving the ppl i love... lol it just seems nice
a big bowl of deamsters, and then skydiving w/o the parachute
:chainsaw:
I've thought about this a good bit and i'd have to say self immolation :)
However I'm meant to die, not because of a minor mistake.
I want to die out somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Bullet to the head from my favorite pistol... I want to control my own death, I don't like the idea of anything else doing it.
Doing something I love to do...
off the side of a cliff
rope breaks
amusement ride
drowning at the beach
man, I think of a lot of ways
I just dont want to die of old age..
Before I get too old.. After smoking plenty of weed.. and in some really awesome way..
Lol stoned sky diving without a parachute while havin sex :D
lol, i always thought of going out in a nice old fashion knife/sword fight. . .
I really would like to know that I didn't die in vein, so taking a bullet for someone would be crazy. I would have to make up something super corny to say before I pass. . .
From sheer exhaustion due to the fact Hillary Clinton was shagging my brains out.
Cheeers
NCM
Sucked into a Black Hole. That would be trippy shit.
in 2012 there is a giant apocalyptical war. in the center of the final battle were the united states and a new coalition for freedom from capitalism, the CFC. these third and second world countries joined together to battle the americans, who were sanctioning, taxing and fining them to past the point of poverty. in the midst of this battle, a large glass sphere is seen floating over the fighting, slowly coming down. it suddenly drops, sends shards of glass flying everywhere and piercing everyone. however, while walking through the desert, a shard comes right near me but misses. being ruthless killing machines, the shard begins to chase me. i run and run, until finally i spot an oppurtunity. a rock! i pick t up and throw it at the shard, hitting it and shattering it into more shards, and in their rage begin chasing me again. how will i escape these things! well, a ufo comes and takes me with them. the shards follow and as the aliens begin to cunduct experiments they are all pierced by shards and killed. now, the shards being stuck prevents them from coming after me. but i dont know how to fly a UFO! damnit! well, im going to try. there are lots of buttons and dials. i push one. the ufo begins to land. i step outside-oh no! apparently we were in hyperspace while the aliens were dying. i am on an uncharted planet. fuck. well, now im running out of oxygen, goodbye!
tripping on 1000mcg of LSD after a massive hit of DMT.