u know ur a stoner when u spend half the day on a site deditcated to bud...and the otehr half sleeping..
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u know ur a stoner when u spend half the day on a site deditcated to bud...and the otehr half sleeping..
u know your a stoner when u got the munchies and an hour later your 2 full 2 get up
Thas just so normal of stoners. But I try and keep track of everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by smokey
Thas meeeeeeQuote:
Originally Posted by Big Haze
You know your a stoner when you have bills to pay, you get some money, but the first thing you buy is a phat baggy to smoke while figuring out which bill is the most important.. I thinks we know which bill is more important don't we stoners...The electric bill of course to ensure the vaporizer will still work and the grrls cycle isn't disturbed!
you know your a stoner when you pass out as soon as u lay down
you know your a stoner when you have a four-foot hookah in your living-room
A 4" hooka in my living room? I like my prostitutes a little taller than 4"!
hey man....man.....this aint weed maaan.Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
You know youre a stoner when you wake up the next morning and you find a burned hole in your shorts... again *shakes head*
you know your a stoner when you can spend an hour in a headshop and not buy anything:rasta:
You know you're a stoner whenever you base your paycheck on how much weed the money could be used for.
*Gets a check for 150 dollars from work*
*Instantly remembers that 150 dollars woulds get you an ounce of good mids or a half ounce of KB*
*Fantasized about smoking*
you know your a stoner when you find your bowl of sugerpuffs in the oven.:stoned:
Its seriously funny how true these all are.
Hehe.
You know your a stoner when your eyes are twice as squinted as they were the year before.
You know you're a stoner when you put peanut butter in your dogs mouth and watch it try to lick it off for 10 minutes
i love this thread. :rasta:
you know your a stoner when you go on an adventure to lowes to buy a glass drill bit to make a bong out of a jack daniels bottle.
- i showed that piece off at a party once and some chick actually said i was pathetic because i invested so much time into that piece. fuck that bitch man that bong rips!
You know you're a stoner when...
I forget.
When you spend 5 minutes snappin a bowl while watching TV and realizing your lungs never filled up. Lookin down at the bowl piece and seeing there's no weed anywhere.
Done that a few times.. thought there was a bowl already packed (there always is) and unconciously started smoking it (nothing).
I guess I should just have said, when you smoke too much weed.
Perfect stoner response, for a perfect stoner post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
you know your a stoner when you walk around town aimlessly stoned and finally settle down at taco bell and get 5 crunch wrap supremes and 3 large cokes :)
You know you're a stoner when you're smoking out your friends, and they're already baked and tired when you're just getting started.
...............when you re-enact that greenhouse scene from the movie Days of Wine and Roses, looking for your hidden stash.
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You know your a stoner if you are reading this thread stoned and you've posted more than once
you know your a stoner when you can get high while your driving without crashing into anything.
im totallly a stoner.
You know you're stoner when you pick up can and of hairspray oppossed to a can of polish and proceed to dust the entire room with hairspray.
I did this at the weekend and i was so baked I only realised when I went to skin up on my desk it was soooo sticky! Geek:stoned:
you know you are a stoner when you spend five minutes looking for your change just to realize you are using it as a roach clip
you know your a stoner when you smoke jsut so you can eat so it will taste better.
you know youre a stoner when you throw rocks at women in the middle east
You know you're a stoner when you've been dry for 3 days and Sobriety is more of a trip than being high is.. but not in a good way
You know youre a stoner if you have ever sat in the back seat of the car and couldnt see the dashboard due to the smoke
and also,
you know youre a stoner when you can break-up bud, pack a bowl, and spark it with one hand, all while racing a mustang down a twisty mountain road (in a minivan) and still win the race :dance:
that was intense
you know your a stoner when, you suck in science unless its time to use the scales then your the top of the class.......
you know your a stoner when you get stoned hard you hallucinate that a large black dog is taking hits off your pipe and your taking turns and then you look up at the night sky........but when you look back down you see your friends stoned face and bloodshot eyes:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :stoned:
You know you are a stoner when you pull up part of your carpet, smoke it and get high due to years of hotboxing. You know you're a stoner when you try to smoke your shirt because it's made of hemp.
You know your a stoner when your out of bud and begin searching the floors of not only your room but your car for shake and small nugs.
You know you're a stoner when you scrape your pipe after smoking a resin ball.
You know your a stoner when you go into the kitchen looking to get a sandwich and come out with 2 sandwiches and a 2 liter bottle of soda. Then 5 minutes later go back to the kitchen and just bring out everything you used to make the sandwiches so you dont have to leave the TV again.
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