THE NEVER ENDING THREAD!!!!

legendary purple haze...a big nugget of it just sitting on his dresser...

it was the biggest nugget he ever found and he thought he could get high by sticking it up his...

feels releaved that all that bullshit was just a dream. so he peacfully breaks down his PH and rolls it into a Joint then starts to SMOKE TOKE CHOKE. then he gets on teh puter to find some porn....right as he finds a phat as busty blond he sticks his hand down his pants, when the door swings open! and bobs mom is standing in the door way...

She marches towards him...he is thinking o shit shes gonna rape me...but instead she grabs the moster bud and eats it...

he busts a nutt all over pekacho (sp?)

But that bud she ate(considering she has a hot boiling cauldron of oil for a stomach to release the thc) gets her so high she doesnt care. She opens the window in the room and flies away to do what ever she wants...and so begins the adventures of Bob's mom.

She starts her adventure by coming to my place....

when she gets their she whips danny mans pants off and sucks his cock till he busts thc all over his face from his dick which has a ptleaf tatooed to his nutsack and then

rolls another j and ...

gets another tatto on the other side of his ball sack, the tatto was a....

pony

But the tattoo got infected so...

with wings of a butterfly...after he gets the tatoo he walks outside nekid, so he show off his new inked member, and then...

uhh ill go with the infected one...

and it starts pussing, then breaks open to reveal...

a massive...

Booger! which then

which is then eatin by a passing homeless guy...bob had so much thc in his body that his nut bugger got the homelessdude baked out of his mind and he gathered the courage to piss on the steps of the white house. Bush came running out and said omg a terrorist....so bush sent the military to take over chicago...the homeless guys home city.

then the homeless guy told bush to fuck off and kicked bush in the nuts. then...

bush went to the hospital to get it sorted but they informed him that he would be unable to reproduce and also his penis would have to be amputated and have serveral operations on because it had been infected

so bush had the doctor tortured and put to death, now the entire world looks at bush as a cruel and inhumane leader and prepares a massive invasion the countries made up of the invasion are...

all of europe and asia....

and communist china...

then the crab people come out and begin to fight...

but suddenly Holy Spirit appears and...

kills bush because of UnitedWefalls post on how the antichrist is actually GW...

but the crab people deside to fight god and take over the kingdom of heaven...

the crab people all die because satan gave them herpes and aids and hep c cause satan wants to take heaven for him self...

then little Matt comes from his back yard after hitting some bowls, wtched the whole scene and...

satan hands him some Hell Weed (grown and cultivated in the depths of hell) so he wont tell anyone what he just did...also he gives him a lifetime suplly of crab meat for the munchies...

so little Matt desides to ask for little more from the Satan...

so satan gives him some 'magic beans' to grow his own, and tell him theyll only grow if u throw em in lava...and then satan dispears into the depth of hell...

and there is little Matt with the magic beans, so goes sells a couple of them in the street and gather some money to go to Hawaii to find a good volcano to throw em in...

but in the middle of the flight, the plane hits some turbulence causing some shaking and knocking the captain out. matt then

grabs a parachute and jumps, with only the bag of seeds with him...he can see the islands of hawaii but its going to be a long swim,....

suddenly the wind blows and send him straight to Maui where he...

is lost cause he doesnt know where or what maui is :p

then he notices some crazy dude drinkin Fanta havin a nice bq in lava yelling at him "Bambaachaa u crazy motherfucker!!" so he...

them ge\\hes like hey dude can i grow these in ur lava?...but the guy pulls out a wicked look spear, so now they must fight to the death for the lava pit...

then Matt throws a bean in the lava and a giant ganja tree comes out and grabs the crazy dude from the head, eats him and...

driven by the blood the plant grows to unimaginable portions, it keeps growing and growing untill matt cant even see the top of it anymore, he see buds start to form...they turn...black and very crystally...it looks as though he can climb the weed plant...so he...