longest drought in between having sex?

40 years.

^ Good God!

lost my virginity at 18 then went 9 months without. Was like some horrible form of torture. Finally found out how good it was then couldn't get any.

just over a month now and counting........

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Originally Posted by hammertime

not having sex sucks complete ass...............i cant even remember how to have sex anymore. the next chic i get with im gonna be like where? i stick it in there?.........are you sure?

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lmao i hear that

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Originally Posted by budzy malone

Most of the stoners I have ever known are way to lazy to have sex. That's way to much exercise for me. I shouldn't generalize you know, all sorts of people smoke pot so I'll give you my low-down on pot & sex:
"Its sort of one or the other but NOT both" - yea I know both is EVEN better, but I tell ya when I'm smokin "da kind" the buzz is all spiritual and like in my head - let alone my cock. I don't think it would get hard even if I tried. I'm not accusing you'all of being liers but JACK POT got its name from somewhere:stoned:

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I think You are absolutly right, I am always down to screw, except for when I am high,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vR...elated&search=

4 months

The longest since we were married has been four weeks when my husband was in London and then Berlin for conferences. That was rough.

YES! After a month or so of no sex (since my last post in this thread actually), my ex is coming to sleep over tomorrow and we're gonna fuck.
I've been working out and stopped smoking/drinking for a bit so it's gonna be a fuckfest.
Sweet.
But if she sees my new female friend on my phone she'll get pissed and leave me blue.

....dewd... I'm sucha loser...
I haven't had sex.. in over a year and a half... and.. i'm still going... darn.

We don't much get busy during the week. Work....stress....work.....stress.blah blah blah. But the weekends are good and we more then make up for it. :D hmmmm,,,maybe he'll get some tonight. hehheehee...then tomorrow.

Speaking of weekends and sex. Is this weird or what. Everytime and I mean EVERYTIME I need to run an errand on the weekends, once I get my clothes on and ready to go, he has to go at it. I tell him it's like being marked.
So guys...................what's with that?:confused:

Hey, Toots! My husband and I have had a record-breaking week. It's been fun, and it's kept me from brooding about my sister being so sick.

That's funny about your husband when you get set to run an errand. That's exactly what he's doing is marking you. He's putting his scent on you. Planting his seed so, figuratively, you're "impregnated" and not receptive to others. Sounds like a very masculine and sexily primitive way to let the outside world know you belong to him. My husband has been known to do that same thing, particularly if he thinks I'm about to be out associating or interacting with other men who might be intriguing. He's done that before Christmas parties on more than one occasion. Funny!

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Originally Posted by budzy malone

Hey: if you are a virgin and smokin pot: guess what? You ARE NOT A VIRGIN anymore! WHY? Because pot is the DEVIL'S WEED and it steals away your orgasm. BY the time you are 30 or so you won't even have an orgasm at all. Sex becomes like "squeezin the goo out of a toothpast tube" NO FUN AT ALL!!!!

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Ok, lol, this is pretty ILLIMFORMED to say the least.
Where the hell did yo pick this ditty up at? What a huge crock. lmao

Folks, this post of budzy malones is pureTcrap.

Believe me....I haven't lost the big O in any way shape or form. lol

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

Hey, Toots! My husband and I have had a record-breaking week. It's been fun, and it's kept me from brooding about my sister being so sick.

That's funny about your husband when you get set to run an errand. That's exactly what he's doing is marking you. He's putting his scent on you. Planting his seed so, figuratively, you're "impregnated" and not receptive to others. Sounds like a very masculine and sexily primitive way to let the outside world know you belong to him. My husband has been known to do that same thing, particularly if he thinks I'm about to be out associating or interacting with other men who might be intriguing. He's done that before Christmas parties on more than one occasion. Funny!

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Birdgirl! Go girl go! lol. We used to have those kids of weeks before his job demands became so obsene. Now I settle for relaxing weekends without a care in the world. Plop in the hot tub, crank the CD's and it all goes away. <<<<sigh>>>>>

Interesting how you describe my husbands actions as that is mostly how I've felt about it. It's still just so odd to me but I am getting used to it. lol
I'm quite familiar with those hospital Christmas parties. I can imagine does his marking that night as well. Those parties can get wild. (for the younger staff;) )

Birdgirl, I do hope your dear sister is resting comfortably and embracing her journey as best as she can.

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Originally Posted by tootsie roll

Ok, lol, this is pretty ILLINFORMED to say the least.
Where the hell did yo pick this ditty up at? What a huge crock. lmao

Folks, this post of budzy malones is pureTcrap.

Believe me....I haven't lost the big O in any way shape or form. lol

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It was too late to edit my spelling so I quoted myself and corrected it in this post.

Don't ask, lol, I'm kinda buzzed on my ativan.
I had a rough day so I'm now mellowing out.

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Originally Posted by tootsie roll

Birdgirl! Go girl go! lol. We used to have those kids of weeks before his job demands became so obsene. Now I settle for relaxing weekends without a care in the world. Plop in the hot tub, crank the CD's and it all goes away. <<<<sigh>>>>>

Interesting how you describe my husbands actions as that is mostly how I've felt about it. It's still just so odd to me but I am getting used to it. lol
I'm quite familiar with those hospital Christmas parties. I can imagine does his marking that night as well. Those parties can get wild. (for the younger staff;) )

Birdgirl, I do hope your dear sister is resting comfortably and embracing her journey as best as she can.

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Thanks, Tootsie, my friend, for the kind wishes for Bess. She is resting fairly comfortably. We're giving her meds just about every two hours now to help manage her pain. I will be devastated when the end comes but also very relieved. We're bringing our son home from college next weekend so he can say his goodbyes. My parents have been spending all their spare time here. Everyone knows the time is growing short.

Ugh! Christmas parties. There's a party we're invited to every year with all the cardiologists and heart-associated people from a couple of local hospitals where they all work together. A number of the other docs' wives are those full-time shopping, overly lifted, heavily Botoxed, 50-something types who bore the heck out of me. In the past, I was always a bit of a curiosity because I had a job, and this year I'll be even more curious because I'm in med school myself. They can't fathom ambition or intellect, only shopping and material acquisitions. The worst part of these parties, however, is one particular cardiologist himself, who always drinks too much and tries to make passes at me and a couple of the other younger ladies. It's really exhausting to always have to be looking over your shoulder at that event.