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Originally Posted by ShadowGate420
mow lawns then dude. charge $15-$20 per lawn in a rich area, mow like 20 lawns in a span of our 4 days and your almost there. it usually only takes half an hour to do a real good job on one
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Originally Posted by ShadowGate420
mow lawns then dude. charge $15-$20 per lawn in a rich area, mow like 20 lawns in a span of our 4 days and your almost there. it usually only takes half an hour to do a real good job on one
Okay, here's what you do.
You get a shit job that pays 5 bucks an hour and you work TEN HOURS A DAY!
You make 50 bucks a day and in 10 days (50x10) you make 500 bucks.
All in just a little over a week.
Well, it's not 4 days.. unless you work a better job but that's hard to find. Getting a job at all can take a long time too.
But if you do what I say and make 500 bucks, maybe your dude can hook you up with yet another similar deal though.. Just save the 500 bucks and wait for another opportunity like that.
BUT! While waiting.. Keep the job and continue to earn money!!!
You'll feel so good about yourself if you do that and your parents, friends, and family will respect you more and it will look very good when you apply for college in addition to better job opportunities in the future!
And when you finally get the weed, if you want you can just quit your job and sell weed and be the richest kid in school (or keep the job and do both and be insanely rich that you can buy a fuckin car).
nightprowler's idea sound's interesting, if it works then go for it.
Now, life is full of experiences.. some are worthless and you forget them.. others, like this for instance will STICK. For this case, this one little thing that will stick with you for life is: Do you want to forever remember that you pawned your lovable expensive drum set for drugs that will just run out like food. OR do you want to remember buying that fucking giant bag of weed purely out of JOB MONEY that you earned yourself the HARD way?! Every fuckin bowl you spark up will be so fuckin sweet you can taste it like a lions hungry teeth sinking into its virgin prey. And all for just 10 lousy days of work.
You know how many days are in the average human male life of say, 80 years?
29220 days.
Can't you use only 10 fucking days of your life working for 500 bucks?
It's up to you.. Sell your kit with a feeling of regret and pity and make 500 bucks for 1 day of work, OR
Work for 500 dollars honorablly for 10 days worth of work?
I wish I had a job at your age.. cause I never had a job and I'm gonna turn 20 so I have a shit resume.. no one wants to hire me..
Take my advice, it's very smart Jewish advice.
You gain tons of money, honor, and respect.
And please..
Have some fucking dignity..
..don't sell your drum kit for weed.
Don't just rely on us. Search google. That's where I found the article that helped you. Search 'quick cash'.
http://www.google.com/
I think if you sell sperm, walk dogs, collect bottles, and busk(playing an instrument on the street), you could get enough in 4 days, it'll be a lot of work. You could also try finding a loan shark, though that's a bit much.
Otherwise, I say just fuck it, weed is weed. Just because a good oportunity comes your way doesn't mean you have to take it. They will always come, this is not the last time something good will come into your hands. If you can make 500 bucks in 4 days, you sure as hell don't need to be selling that shit. ;)
smart fucking words. i'm only 17 and the fact that i've never had a job is ALREADY starting to screw me over. it's scaryQuote:
Originally Posted by Pride
Thanks for all the help guys. I'll let you know if I succeed in my mission in four days. In response to Pride's post; there is simply not enough time to get a job. If I end up selling my kit I will not regret it. I had all the fun I could have pissing off the neighbors at 3:00am, but I don't have any interest in playing anymore. Maybe I will again someday, but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. And I've already had 2 jobs to put on my resume. Thanks alot everyone, post some more ideas if you have any.
please dont resort 2 crime
i garantee u wont like jail
that is a hella a good deal tho
why dont u find a couple people u no and trust
and that trust u
get a front with the cash
give ur guy the money
then deliver the goods
and make it weigh a little heavy(outta the kindness of ur heart)
for them helpin u out
well good luck
peace~
Yeah, why not get together with 4 of your friends and put in $100 each for it. Split it 5 ways, and sell it, smoke it, whatever.
None of my friends smoke anymore. Theyre all gay. Just another road I have to go down alone, it's the only road I've ever known.
alright the reason I'm posting this is because im never going to do it again. From now on we'll just call him "Joe". Joe needed money really badly a few months ago so this is what he did.
He knew that paypal's terms did not cover "Intangible" items like ebooks,egold,or any type of online game accounts. So Joe went on ebay and found listings for World Of Warcraft accounts that were selling for large amounts. He found an account that was about to sell for over $700, and copied all the info in the listing as well as saved the picture of the character. The next day the auction for that account was over, so Joe started a listing that was identical to original, and put it up for a 1 day auction. Within 12 hours it was sold for $600 and the money was in his paypal account. Joe transferred the money to his bank account and he had the money in his hand in 2 days. Joe just told the buyer that he would not send the account details to him until the $ was in his hand.
About a week passes and the buyer realizes hes been scammed. So he sends lots of emails to joe but he never replies. Buyer then tries a paypal chargeback, but joe tells paypal that he sent the buyer his account, and the buyer is trying to scam joe. Joe also mentions to paypal that this is a WoW account and is an intangible item. A few days later paypal rules in Joes favor.
A month later joe does the same thing again but makes $700 this time. He does exactly the same thing as last time, but this time the buyer somehow found out joes home phone number. He calls alot, but after he gives the buyer the "run around" he stops calling. Paypal also finds Joe the winner of this chargeback.
Thats it. Just know that this can be risky and if youre going to use your own account with your own name attached to it, this is a stupid idea, and youll only win 2 buyer disputes tops.
Very interesting. I think my friend "Bob" would like this idea.
You could dig up bodies and pawn tuxedos and maybe even find a few gold teeth, melt them down
I hope 'Joe' gets hit by a fucking bus. :)
go mow some lawns or something..or sell your gutair and scince u said hes giving u a good deal when u get the ounce sell it u should make a hella good profit then buy a couple more ounces and sell that and now youll have enough 2 buy any weed u want and buy a better gutair..or go half on it with somebody 250 a piece
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Originally Posted by WeedGremblin
very very interesting.
by the way, your signature is something that i have just seriously taken to heart
I like the raffle ticket idea, screw sum ppl over for fun and weed :]
Fuck it man. Ill just let a couple old dudes butt-fuck me for 250 each.
See, now your thinking. :thumbsup:
Shadow dont get hungry for money. People always get into some type of shit they wish they didnt like that. Just be patient and the money will come. And what ever you do try to do it legaly. I mean you basically do need money for 98% of the things in life but just try somethin else like..start your own grow operation and start sellin your own bud.
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Originally Posted by WeedGremblin
I would trace 'Joe's' phone number which is too easy to do these days and pay him a personal visit... I'm actually surprised those ebay idiots didn't do that.
With nearly 1000 dollars missing, I'd go on a hunt.
Yes, please do it legally and grow illegal substances and sell them. :) No offenc e but i had to do it.:rasta:Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
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Originally Posted by ShadowGate420
find people who are going to buy it and ask them to front the cash for there bit and if aleast get 70-80% of it ask your guy if he will front you the rest of the weed for a couple dayz.. Worth a try dude..
Or if your that desprit for the weed just ask your parents for a lend, tell them you need it for some thing..
Send out some phishing e-mails asking for people's personal details. If you are successful, open up some credit cards in those person's name. Max out the credit cards with expensive merchandise, and then sell the merchandise. Voila! A perfect money-laundering scheme (don't tell the Feds I told you that one).
You could also try your hand at 419 scamming. I get these emails all the time from barrister smith williams from Nigeria, who needs my assistance in posing as his next-of-kin..... if you don't know about the 419 scam, it's pretty fucked up the way it works; but the scammer gets their money, and they're very successful. Google it.
Note: This information is to be used for comical purposes only. I don't condone the crimes of money-laundering and confidence scamming. If you do these things, you can go to jail. IF you get caught.
fagQuote:
Originally Posted by ShadowGate420
homophobe. if you don't have anything productive to type, maybe you should not type it at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by budsmoker
PUT AN AD IN THE LOCAL FETISH PAPER FOR the next line, does things no-other dildo's do dildo's for the poofs' (sorry)
then when u get a check and address for the dildo from some gay guy, send him a return check that he has to cash at the bank in the phoney name of your phoney company such as "arse ticklers.com" "manly anal" .....most likely no-one wants their bank manager to know they surf arse ticklers.com and wont ever cash the check.....meaning it stays untouched in your account.
nothng personal against gay guys, all to their own, but its a scam
suck old men's cocks for $50 a pop. The average male ejaculate is only 1/2 teaspoon, so, when all is said and done you'll have your quarter pound and will have only swallowed a little more than a 1 1/2 tablespoons of man goo. Have fun!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShadowGate420
just pull a couple scams.... one time me and my boy sold 50 brown protein pills as a type of exctasy called COCOA PUFFS forl ike 400 buckls
If the time frame is so short, you may not have much of a chance but to sell the drum kit.
Try selling stuff on Craigslist - You'll have the cash in your hand and ready to spend much faster than Ebay, in my experience. Also, ask family friends if they'd like a babysitter, have their lawn mowed, or hell, even their houses cleaned. You'd be amazed how many lazy-ass housewives will shell out for a little dusting and scrubbing.
Sorry that I can't tell you the secret that makes $500 appear in your hands instantly. However, if you'd like to learn, send a letter to me with a money order for $500. :-D
Thanks alot for the help guys, I really appreciate it. I have a risky plan that should get me the money but I cannot tell you guys at this point. I'll let you know if everything goes well come Monday night.
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Originally Posted by Pride
Excellent post Pride. You sound like a good young man. And smart too.
I was stupid once and sold something that would have made me very rich today--------- had I not been stupid.
Regrets are tough to swollow and they follow you for life.:(
"Joe" is an asshole and a thief.:cursing:Quote:
Originally Posted by WeedGremblin
That is sick and immoral at the very least.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by WeedGremblin
I just noticed your "banned" status. hmmm, imagine that.:p
If he came here and cleaned my house, took care of the lawn, helped in the gardens and did odd jobs, I'd pay him 500$Quote:
Originally Posted by lizzie on low
And it would be honest money for honest work. But it would be hard work too.
Risky is not good. Risky means you could land in jail or be grounded til your 35.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShadowGate420
Don't do it.
Geez, it's just weed. there will be more later.
mow lawns or get a job...
doing something stupid for weed is stupid... 98% of the people in jail are thier because of money related issues... so think before you do something and just do it the right way...
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Originally Posted by tootsie roll
yeah he got banned for racist comments'
have a good one:thumbsup:
So true:thumbsup: Money's the route of all evil!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay Matix
Peace
Buddy
go to a chat room posing as a 14 year old girl, and you'll be swamped by messages from internet pedophiles--choose a provocative chat name. send them pictures of the 14 year old girl, and then they will want to do the cyber sex thing with you. Play along, as this will only add to the facade. when you have the pedophile hooked on you ( and it won't take much) , you can then arrange a meeting for sex. Being a 14 year old girl, you must advise the pedophile that he should not personally buy the plane ticket for you, but he should wire you the money through western union to your older brother, who always wanted you to meet a nice older man. get the test question and the sender's information. go to western union and tell them you would like to pick up the money using the test question and sender's information. then you get the money in your pocket, no questions asked.
keep pressing him for money, and eventually he will wire you the money for the airfare. you can keep hitting him up for money until he won't pay any more. this is a confidence scam and it works really well, and plus he is unlikely to report it to the authorities because he is soliciting sex to a minor.
to do this it takes talent. if you got the talent, you can get the money. it's a variation on a 419 romance scam; i find it works really well when messing with pedophiles. i've never scammed them out of money but i definately could have got a couple hundred if i would have pressed him hard enough. it's all about what they call "social engineering". tell them what they want to hear and they will give you what they want .