Originally Posted by Briandamage
All you gotta do is make up with him to get his guard down,then in a few weeks put gunpowder/lighter fluid/ firecrackers in the bottom of the pipe and let him have the first hit!
When he hits it, his face should go on fire (if your lucky and he breathed in enough, he will have inhaled the flame and be burning from the inside as well).... at this point you should whip out the can of hairspray/ gasoline/ bug spray, and spray him all over so the fire spreads to his whole body
Now you can sit back and watch as he rolls all over the floor, trying desperatly to put the fire out and laugh.
You can then SAY something like, "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?!", or,"BURN BURN BURN!"
When he finally stops moving piss on him to put the fire out
now your even..
just in case you didnt realize this is a joke so don't actually do it, it would be considered murder and you could go to jail