what one item from Home Depot would you pick in a fight against a Velociraptor?

lol i wouldnt call its skin " soft "... I have to say a pick axe :D

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Originally Posted by smokealot123

no haise.. i did lol.. it's comen sence.. u just have to be not baked lol.. use a chain saw.. theres no way the raptors soft skin wouldnt dissapear into a high powerd chain saw.. especially 1 from home depot:dance: lol

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well... the mexicans will do anything for some money lol
not the whole race... just the ones outside of home depot
just get like 100 of them and pay them 10 bucks each
they will eat it alive

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Originally Posted by suhl

i bet your reason for betting that is you watched jurassic park

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LOL are you just casually being a dick or what??


Yes I loved that movie as a kid which led me to be infatuated with velociraptors, read a bunch of books on them and well thats that story. Nobody is really giving practical answers, an axe/pickaxe is probably the most practical but you are only going to get ONE shot if that, assuming there is only one. Looks like nobody is following the ONE item rule so id change mine to a homemade homedepot 3xplosiv3 or rig a flame thrower out of gas/propane.

The sharpest self-powered fan.

I'd also put some charcoal, and matches aside to cook him afterwards :P

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Originally Posted by AmericanTerrorist

Home Depot doesnt carry any practical weapons to fight a fucking dinosaur

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i would love to listen in on somebody's conversation and the first thing i hear is that ^


as for me i'd buy a ladder so i could frogsplash the bastard from mad heights

flame throwing chainsaw

I have the answer to it all... a Traffic cone. I know what's it for. Can you figure it out?

I giant Mirror, I could have some fun with that one lol.

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Originally Posted by XThe420KingX

I have the answer to it all... a Traffic cone. I know what's it for. Can you figure it out?

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To put on its head? Like so it runs around and cant find where its going?

60 lbs? I'd get a sledgehammer and whack him 1 in the head so he's woozy and then power bomb him... WWF style. :dance:

btw this thread was funny as fuck to read... fucking genius idea

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Originally Posted by halo

To put on its head? Like so it runs around and cant find where its going?

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yea u got it halo. But ya gotta be real skilled to get it on there before the thing claws you up.

A Hammer and some jumper cables.

i oppose any violence toward living creatures, including velociraptors.

But I'd have to say I'd strangle him with a garden hose then toss a few sinks his way to see if he gets afraid. Then I would proceed to knock down some PVC pipes while he's running at me so he slips and falls, thus stalling him until I can think of my next move.

I can't just pick one item, the possibilities at Home Depot are endless.

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Originally Posted by Masta Stuff

I giant Mirror, I could have some fun with that one lol.

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Hahaha, that was perfect.

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Originally Posted by dryst

fuck that im takin a nail gun..

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Thats what id also take.. Nail the fuker to the wall.. lol

Or id use a Gel Tech Scorpion Saw..

thats easy...a shovel

one good swing of that fucker to its neck and its down, havent you people ever watched the discovery channel there actually really small, fuck chasin it around with a chainsaw or a weed wacker lol

lol... you all have it wrong.. you can't fight one Raptor because like someone said...they supposedly travelled in packs and hunted in packs also.

to be honest i'd probably get my hands on the largest chainsaw i could find and just try to hold my ground.. there wouldn't be much else you could do anyway..

my second suggestion would be a big clothes dryer that you'd be able to close from the inside...

i'd be more likely to hide until they went away.. :(

id get one of those trucks you can rent and just run over the fuckers

Lol Brilliant thread ..