Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories

So me and like 8 other people had no where to smoke one night except one of my friends houses, and his neighbor's are insane and if they hear any loud noise outside at night they'll call the cops, so we opted to go to this park not far off. The place is out of city limits and we weren't making very much noise at all, there were just 3 cars parked out there, which was probably what got us called on. But anyway, so we're all sitting there back like where you can't even see us from the road, and we see 2 cars driving up, and instantly realize they're cops so everyone just gets up and runs. I guess no one grabbed the pipe or the weed, but our cars were there so we were fucked anyway. So after running through the woods for about an hour i called someone and made them come pick me and a friend up so I got away with nothing. My friends parents got a phone call, since 2 of their sons cars were there and one of them is on probation. So they both had to go talk to the cops, and somehow his parents got us out of evading arrest and pocession. Somehow since we ran they decided that they coudln't pin anything on anyone and no one even got a ticket...pretty lucky, but it scared the hell out of me.

I was sitting at my dealer's house waiting to buy a sack and smoke a blunt with him. He had just re-upped on his stuff so he had a pound sitting on the desk next to the front door. He was breaking it out and I decided to go outside to call my girlfriend. I get outside and dial, and Four cops pull up and line up across the street from my dealers house. They approach me and asked if I lived there, I said no. I told them I was going inside to get the people who did live there and they followed me to the door. I opened it and quickly slipped inside, locking it behind me. I walk in and say ""Dude, there are 4 sherrifs standing behind that door and they wanna talk to you". He laughs. Im like "DUDE IM SERIOUS" you have never seen people move so fast. We had seeds on almost every surface of the house, parephenelia (sp?) everywhere, and a pound lying by the front door.My dealers roommate went outside to see what the cops wanted while we scrambled to clean everything. Turns out the neighbors called the cops on them cause they knew they were dealing. They ended up looking through the house, but we mostly had everything cleaned up before they came in. They knew we were nervous though.

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Originally Posted by SilentHawk36

I am the only one here that has never got caught from the cops in my 4+ year smoking experience. I have had many close calls but nothing i couldnt run away from (i am over 225 lbs). I dont understand (other then getting pulled over) how so many of you cant just run from the cops.

Anyways......Story time..

I was at the beach last week with a couple of my mates getting ready to smoke our second bowl of some KB's when my friend says he saw a light on the way other end of the beach. I put my nug ( just got a 1/4 that night) in my pocket and didnt move. Then i told my bro to put his bowl away NOW! Then the light came all the way down the other end of the beach and proceeded to do a scan of the area (think spotlight). I then stood up while my bros started to run (TOWARDS IT!!! dumb i know :confused: ) i ran away from it all the way down the beach wall. When i got to the end of the wall i ran up the stairs and out the beach ( i grew up in the area and know it well) then ran all the way down the street.:smokin: Turns out it wasnt a cop(at least what my friend says) and i beat them down to the car. (i was at least 3 blocks away while they were 1)

Its times like these that i love runnin from the law and always getting away.:thumbsup:

Not trying to brag but i like when i have to make haste and disappear.

Hawk.

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i know exactly what you mean, never had to deal with actuall police, but when people catch us we just hightail it and never look back...
its' weed, what are they going to do?

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Originally Posted by roosterboy

So me and like 8 other people had no where to smoke one night except one of my friends houses, and his neighbor's are insane and if they hear any loud noise outside at night they'll call the cops, so we opted to go to this park not far off. The place is out of city limits and we weren't making very much noise at all, there were just 3 cars parked out there, which was probably what got us called on. But anyway, so we're all sitting there back like where you can't even see us from the road, and we see 2 cars driving up, and instantly realize they're cops so everyone just gets up and runs. I guess no one grabbed the pipe or the weed, but our cars were there so we were fucked anyway. So after running through the woods for about an hour i called someone and made them come pick me and a friend up so I got away with nothing. My friends parents got a phone call, since 2 of their sons cars were there and one of them is on probation. So they both had to go talk to the cops, and somehow his parents got us out of evading arrest and pocession. Somehow since we ran they decided that they coudln't pin anything on anyone and no one even got a ticket...pretty lucky, but it scared the hell out of me.

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i hate when shit like that happens, i'm always worrying my ass of untill i know for sure everythings cool lol.

:rasta:

was at my dealers house smoken a blunt with him when the doorbell rang. i stayed upstairs and he went down to get the door. he was gone for about 5 minutes when he came back and said that it was the cops and they had a warrant for someone and that i should go home right now. i got up and walked down the stairs with almost a full zip in my pocket and walked right past the cops out the door. i know i smelled like hella bomb cause we had just smoked a blunt. that is probly the most scared i have been IN MY LIFE.

the warrant was for his older brother, thank god, i need that hookup

ive gotten caught by a after school church program guy but i just told him to suck my dick lol and walked away...ive gotten patted down with herb and shit in my pocket... like some one above me said... dont talk shit to cops when theyre is really somehting you can get the bust from.. like one time i was driving with one of my buddies and we were baked off of our asses with a bubbler and i had it in my hand and we get pulled over and the cop goes ok... i know both of you are stoned.. wheres the weed... and i was like to be completly honest officer all we have is this bubbler and were really not stoned i was crying because i just found out my dog died and this really isnt my bubbler my friend left it in the car... but i know what it looks like from your point of view so do what you feel is nessicary and he just told us to go on our way... so yea but ive never been arrested for weed

I was driving down a local two lane highway (literally, everyone j rides there) and I was a bit buzzed, a bowl in my car, and going 15 over. A cop goes past me in the opposite direction, and (stupid me) I brake. He noticed I was speeding, goes down the road a lil ways, turns his lights on, and gets ready to turn around. I go over a hill, and thank goodness it was rush hour, turned into a development, and waited there for a half hour. Phew!

A question to all of those who are directly pursued by the police... What happens if they get your license tag after you make it away?

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A question to all of those who are directly pursued by the police... What happens if they get your license tag after you make it away?

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my thot exactly.. but ye.. my friend had stolen a car a week before the day we used it.. anywayz we were all high .. and drunk.. it was a 2005 ford explorer.. it was pretty cool cuz for that whole week .. we would always go out in it.. and it was the week of exams.. so we would hotbox it right b4 exams and right after than go chill at sum place.. so than we were all fucked.. and my friend ends up crashing it into a hydro pole.. i was wearin my seatbelt luckily and for the ppl who werent they got fucked lol.. one of my friends hit his head right on the front window.. it was funni cuz u saw the imprint of his head.. he was bleedin but not enuff for him to go to the hospital immediately... anywayz.. my friend treid turning on the car.. it wouldnt budge.. this was also on a major intersection... so a few ppl start comnig and asking if were okay.. and sum1 starts yelling call 911...as soon as i hurd that i friggin jumped out of the car.. looked how fucked up it was.. the whole front end was done.. engine was starting to smoke..oil was leaking.. we all got out of the car.. but the driver was stuck ... one of my friends ended up pulling him out.. but i wwas already running.. the ppl started looking at us.. and most likely realized what we probably had did... so we end up going to a bus stop.. we split up in 2 groups.. and we start seeing cop cars fly by.. ambulance.. firetruck.. and than the bus came.. fuck was i happy to see it... anywayz.. i ended up gettin safely home.. but on teh way there copz were dirvin bak an forth.. than at night i watchthe news.. end up hearin about it.. 5 teenangers fled from the scene.. of an accident.. and they identified only one of us.. the driver.. bcuz he was wearin a Scarface jacket.. .and thats all tehy could say about him.. i started laffin.. it was a fun experience.. but i got mad.. i ended up realizing we left sum beer and sum weed in there.. i even left my pipe.. but it was a shitty one...

Your friends stole a car?

That's not right. At all.

I'm glad the car was later wrecked.

So im with a couple friends at a park its about 9:50 park closes at 10 so we were still allowed to be there, but we see people start leaving a group of kids with like 4 cars drives away they were drinking in the park and when they turnt he corner and cop comes and i was like oh shit i got an ounce on me and i had just smoked a couple bowls, so i was freaking out! my friend had a empty case of beer in the backseat of his car my van had signs on it for parents company and had a phone number and stuff. So the cop comes and slows down but then doesnt stop and turns around then 5 minutes later comes back and then i just think shit im going to run, but we were up on a hill so he couldnt see us just our cars. So he stops but only for a couple seconds then leaves and then were like shit were going so we go and leave the park and we see a cop at a gas station pull up right after we got into the parking lot we think it was the same cop :/!

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Originally Posted by litoz22

my thot exactly.. but ye.. my friend had stolen a car a week before the day we used it.. anywayz we were all high .. and drunk.. it was a 2005 ford explorer.. it was pretty cool cuz for that whole week .. we would always go out in it.. and it was the week of exams.. so we would hotbox it right b4 exams and right after than go chill at sum place.. so than we were all fucked.. and my friend ends up crashing it into a hydro pole.. i was wearin my seatbelt luckily and for the ppl who werent they got fucked lol.. one of my friends hit his head right on the front window.. it was funni cuz u saw the imprint of his head.. he was bleedin but not enuff for him to go to the hospital immediately... anywayz.. my friend treid turning on the car.. it wouldnt budge.. this was also on a major intersection... so a few ppl start comnig and asking if were okay.. and sum1 starts yelling call 911...as soon as i hurd that i friggin jumped out of the car.. looked how fucked up it was.. the whole front end was done.. engine was starting to smoke..oil was leaking.. we all got out of the car.. but the driver was stuck ... one of my friends ended up pulling him out.. but i wwas already running.. the ppl started looking at us.. and most likely realized what we probably had did... so we end up going to a bus stop.. we split up in 2 groups.. and we start seeing cop cars fly by.. ambulance.. firetruck.. and than the bus came.. fuck was i happy to see it... anywayz.. i ended up gettin safely home.. but on teh way there copz were dirvin bak an forth.. than at night i watchthe news.. end up hearin about it.. 5 teenangers fled from the scene.. of an accident.. and they identified only one of us.. the driver.. bcuz he was wearin a Scarface jacket.. .and thats all tehy could say about him.. i started laffin.. it was a fun experience.. but i got mad.. i ended up realizing we left sum beer and sum weed in there.. i even left my pipe.. but it was a shitty one...

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Tell your friend I said, No! Bad! Then rub his face in his pee for me.

we jus used it to hotbox every morning and lunch and after skool for that wholoe week..;)

That's shameful, do you realize it?

Two friends and I hooked up to go for a smoke at a view point, popular with make out types who have nowhere to go. He was driving and mate in passenger seat, me in the rear, behind passenger.
For some reason, we all sat there and smoked a cigarette each while we talked. I then got out the tin with all the gear in, and started preparing a joint.
As usual we had someone look out for cops. Lo and behold, a car pulls into the large car park that the view point is. Now, we're parked up near the front, and they usually drive along the back and just cruise by and drive off.

This time, they drive right up alongside us, and seeing 3 blokes, stop the car, and get out.

We just said we came up for a chat in a nice location. They got us all out of the car and searched us.

While they were driving up I had put the wrap of grass I had down my DocMarten boots, right below my ankle bone. I had also put the tin with all the papers and stuff under the passenger seat, slowly sliding it further.

They searched all 3 of us, and started searching the car. I was stood behind the car, and saw this policeman with a torch shine it from the open boot, into the car itself (hatchback car). he shone it deep into the footwell of the driver's side, but only cursorly over the passenger side.... if he had lingered a moment longer, he would have seen the tin. They didn't find the gear in my socks as the lady officer didn't do the search thoroughly enough.

That was a lucky escape!

why did you guys let them search the car?

keep this thread up, i like it.

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Originally Posted by BlazeTheWeed

why did you guys let them search the car?

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In England, the Police can search you or your car without having "reasonable suspicion."

We don't have a constitutionally guaranteed set of rights. Which is why our poodle prime minister, Tony Bliar aka Bush's bitch, keeps taking away more and more civil liberties.

So, in answer to your question, we didn't have the right to tell them NO you cannot search me or my car. They would've just arrested us on "suspicion" of something or another and made life worse for us.

Me and 3 of my boys had been drinking and smoking. We each had like 10-12 beers and smoked like 3 blunts. So later that nite, we decide to go to this skeezy's house and have some fun. So we on the highway, and it feels like we're the only car on the highway. Then out the cut, I seen a statie behind me, it pulled up alongside us, then gets in back of us and puts the lights on. My boy in the back had an O stashed in his draws. My boy looks at me and said "damn, your eyes are red." .. so this bitch comes back and tells me my license is suspended (which I didnt know), and tells me to get out, and a couple more staties showed up. Then this nigga was all up in my shit, he grabbed my junk like a good 4 times. Then he asked where my wallet was and I told him back right pocket and he grabs my left pocket, so I say "Your other right!!! (felt so good, lol). After checking me and my boys, the two the car (which is my boy's moms) and left us on Route 1, which is pretty commercial, but 3 cities away from where we lived. We walked for 15 min, bought a gallon of water and finally got a skeezy to come and get us.


Another time, I was driving my boys car ('90 civic hatchback, standard with a loud ass muffler) through this very quiet town, going on a blunt ride. Long story short, we got pulled over for no license plate light. 4 fucking cruisers behind us and 1 peeking out at the end of street a little bit in front of us, all in under 30 seconds. Some funny as shit. He smelled the weed, told him we smoked earlier (my boy had the blunt stashed), searched the car, tried to get me to snitch just cause I had a fucking charge and it would help me, so I laughed at him. Said we were lucky he didnt search the engine and shit, I was like "The engine?!" and started laughing again and let us go. After we left, I stalled on a hill and blamed it on the cops, lol.

Tip: Only laugh at cops when you don't got nothing on you, or you KNOW you getting away, lol.

haha, Shilling and mines story have similarities, lol.

I light up infront of cops all the time, they just don't care. 420 on the hill in Ottawa, 1500 people smoking pot infront of the parliament buildings and not a damn thing the cops could do about it.:D

I was on a bus going downtown for Canada day, blazed out of my mind before hand, and as usual, people started lighting up on the bus. The police got on on the next stop and said, "Listen, guys, if you're going to smoke a joint, do it downtown, not on the bus, you don't want the bus driver getting high do you?" Everyone respected his wishes, but of course, some dumb ass responded, "Yeahhh!!!" And the cop hauled his ass off the bus, and we all continued on our way.

This will be long but is a pretty cool story about cops...

So I was a beginner toker, about 17 and my friends parents are gone so we decided to blaze in his backyard where there's a small stream and lots of woods (kind of a rich area).

Before I get started there's a little backstory, my friend is kind of rich and his house had gotten broken into 3 times in the past two weeks, with minor shit getting stolen.

So anyways, there's 3 of us. And one of the kids goes to take a monster shit in his bathroom. He does, and it reeks, so he opens up the bathroom window, but breaks a vase. Well we're lazy and want to blaze so we leave it and go outside. We have a ghetto bong and only 2 grams or so of weed. It's about dusk so it's starting to get dark, we've just about killed the 2 grams when a flashlight comes running at us screaming "you little mother fuckers." The fucking guy has an axe but its my friends dad. We all figure he's pissed that we're blazing so we take off high as fuck!

We jump the stream but it's wide so we wade through it. We run out into the parking lot where we parked and my friends get in his car, I'm like fuck that! There's a ton of flashing cop lights surrounding my friends house nearby and I figured they wouldn't make it out of the parking lot. So I make a break for the main road and just want to blend in with everyone else and run home! We're freaking the fuck out at this point. They flip out and are like "GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR!"

So I'm gone, walking down this Main Street and I think I'm home free, when suddenly my other friend runs up, soaked from the creek high as fuck and panting and falling all over the place I could barely make out what he was saying. He said "yo man the cops are after me" I look back and sure enough, 2 cruisers are flying behind him. Another pulls up and blocks the whole fucking street off. She gets out of the car and has her hand on her gun and says "GET ON THE GROUND NOW" So we do, the cuff us and we're lying there. I guess they stopped my other friend who tried to drive and they actually pulled a gun out on him.

So at this point I think my life is over as it is, and I'm just hoping my friend didn't have the rest of the weed in his pockets. We had ditched the ghetto piece when we started running. He didn't, they searched us to make a long story short, his dad had called the cops thinking his house got broken into again and then saw 3 dark figures in his backyard! When they first questioned us I said I just got out of work at the nearby Staples (I did used to work at Staples) and said I didn't even know the kid next to me. Kind of fucked up but these kids have bailed on me before when I've gotten into a random fight with a stranger who I flipped off one time, and I was trying to save my own ass but not make him guilty at the same time so I just said I didn't know him. So anyways, when I hear all this on the CB radio and being the smart one, I piece it all together and I talk to the cop and tell her that's his son and we're his friends it's all a mistake. I completely changed my story and she didn't even say anything about it. Dumb cops. They even called in the K9 Unit because they were searching for another person who's description fit me. We saw the K9 car drive by and figured the cops might find our bong in the backyard or the dog might. But luckily they didn't search.

It was pretty embarassing sitting there in cuffs traffic was all backed up because of us and cars were slowly driving by staring at us.

How they didn't know we were high is beyond me, but one cop kinda did. He said "something ain't right, they're drunk!" So we just said yeah we ran because we were drinking in his backyard with some girls.

They drove us back to the house, his parents ID us, and we're home free, after all that. Not one bit of trouble they didn't even take down our names!

like i said in another post. check this out "true story" me and a friend i met at apex auto school would blaze out side the train station everyday before we went home. now i thought that this dude was cool, so one day school ended early and i didnt feel like going home so quick i want to stay in the city for awyle so he then says "yo kid lets go blaze in washington square park" kool! noprob cause alot of girls is there so i said lets go. when we get there we sat at a secured area at a chess ciment table. me on one side and him on the other side. we start to blaze and just talkin shit about anything. now the next thing i know he looks like he seen a ghost and just took off running, i mean gone took flight over fences and shit. all i could see is him get smaller and smaller in the distance. man i was so high i didnt move, i stood there thinking what the fuck just happened. i didnt hear any gunshots and i didnt see any cops. so i strugged my shoulders like fuck it and kept smokin. the next fucking thing i know somebody puts a hand on my shoulder and says "is that your friend?" it was the cops. they said " tell him hes a pussy for running, we just want you to out it and move from the park" i was shittin bricks but when they let me go i felt like the man, yo i never smoked with that dude agian. you'll get caught messing with head like him...forreal!!..high grade forever!!!

one time i just bought a fat ass sack of pot from my step brother, who was driving somewhat recklessly and speeding. i guess it was like the 2nd time i bought a sack...i had the pot in my pocket and all the sudden some sherrif turns on his lights and tails us for a good 1/2 mile. so my brother goes to pull over, and the cop just turns his lights off and speeds off. we were so lucky that day... cause i'd have been fucked if i was caught with weed. i was a minor still, and i wasn't even supposed to be gone from the house.

I got busted once when I was 15 with about an 1/8th. No big deal. They wrote me a citation, brought me home to my parents, and that was it.

Once me and a friend were driving down the highway in Wisconsin, doing about 70 in a 55 zone and smoking a big spliff. The car was totally hotboxed and filled with smoke. I looked in the rearview mirrow and saw some guy right on my ass. I looked again and then noticed he had flashing lights. We totally panicked, opened the windows with smoke pouring out, and pulled over. To our great relief he just sped on by. Going to something else more important.

If I were to have another experience where it looked like I was gonna get busted I'd probably just sit down and wait for the cop to get his fat ass over to me. Out here in California the cops don't really give a damn so it makes no sense to run. If you just hand it over they'll let you go. If you do run though, and they do catch you, you'll be in a lot more trouble.