id know what it feels like to be oprah winfrey's bf....zing!
what if blondes were smart?
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id know what it feels like to be oprah winfrey's bf....zing!
what if blondes were smart?
Then guys wouldn't be getting laid as much
What if your walls could talk?
lol, good answerQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
i would talk back to them, and wonder how i magically took acid w/o realizing it
what if jimi hendrix were still alive?
Then the world would be a better place and Woodstock would still be cool.
What if you had a naked girl in your house right now?
i wouldnt be making up what if scenarios...
what if guys didnt hit on you online?
Then every time I got on here to post it would be a boring night.
What if you had to be deaf and blind for one whole day?
id still hit on you, "baby you smell soo good"
what if there was no color?
then i guess i'd be used to it and wouldnt care. what if eating a sauteed fetus was a delicousy in the us?
hahahaha cute hun, cute.
Then there would be no coloring books....and no point to doing acid.
What if you had to wear a speedo for the rest of your life?
id move to canada
what if guys wore bikinis, and girls wore speedos?
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Originally Posted by yoda
then i wouldnt be bi, id be a full on lesbian, what if music was banned from the world
there would be no reason to liveQuote:
Originally Posted by Thetrippinhippie
what if life was a constant acid trip?
It would be a good life.
What if the world was over taken by Zombies like in Night of the Living dead?
id become a zombie and take over others
what if hitler took over the world?
You'd be goose stepping.
What if you had no arms or legs?
i would cry..a lot. because i couldnt kill myself very easily. what if our next president was a gay black man with aids?
i couldnt type responses
what if all drugs were pure, no bullshit?
Mustache's would still be in style.Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda
What if television as we knew it no longer existed?
thered be no crap on tvQuote:
Originally Posted by Its a Plant
what if we loooked like the peoiple in the simpsons?
We'd be yellow.
What if you could only pee blood?
My toilet would have red stains all over it.
What if your eyes could pop out of your sockets like Inspector Gadget?
id watch where i step
what if what if?
hahaha then I could scare the shit outa people on the street.
What if you had to be amish?
then i dont know thats a tough one and its hurting my brain thinking about it coz im baked lol.
what if humans had no fingers!
bang (falls over)
what if you had to die>
Ur heart rate would have to be huge to make up for the pint loss every couple hours and beer would be ther most dangerous thing ever cuz u would die from blood loss after one night party.
What if someone found out u could smoke broccoli and its like weed would u stalk" up on them veggies?
then veggies would be a lot more popular.
What if you were a famous rapper?
Damn straight
What if you had X-ray vision?
wtf just happened
I'd always walk into walls.
What if your hair all fell out right now?
Then i'd have cancer again.
What if you were the opposite sex?
Then shopping would appeal to me.
What if you were 3 ft. tall?
Id be good at giving head AND being a drink holder at the same time.
What if you were Tom Cruise?
I'd bitch-slap myself and go make Days of Thunder 2.
What if you lived in Africa?
I'd have aids and I would be adopted by Angelina Jolie.
What if you had an orgasm every timed you sneezed?
Haha. I'd have a thing of pepper around at all times.
What if Brad Pitt was your father ?
i'd be addicted to pepper
what if weed didn't get you high?
I'd be into incest.
What if you could have anything you wanted?
Then i would never be sad
what if u had a dick!
I'd be on webcam at 5am trying to show it to random girls....like all the people who have dicks.
What if you were homeless?