Smoking while living at home

Supplies:
at least 4 sticks and/or cones of strong incense
Room freshener spray
A fan
several blankets and towels
Food(for the muchies)
A drink (for cotton mouth)
Stoner music(to listen to whiles smoking)
Axe or Tag
Weed(w/shell or bong)

Put a blanket between ur door and then slam the door shut intil the blanket is tightly secured(it may take a few tries). Put another blanket over the knob, just to make sure. Put one more blnket under the door. light at least 2 sticks/cones of incense. Take the weed. light that shit up. Once it's good and lit, turn the stoner music on and then the fan. Have a nice smoke.

Now that ur done, turn the fan up higher if u can, spray the room freshener, light more incence and put on the body spray. Now time for food and drink. This works best if u u do it in an attic, but will also work in a normal room.

when i had to be stealthy here is what i would do. i would tell my dad i was gonna take a shower. then i would lock my door, turn on the water and get my shit ready. then i would proceed to either smoke and then take a real quick shower or smoke while showering. just remember not to get your stuff wet. it removes most of the suspicion and you dont reak and the steam mostly stops red eyes. as far as the smell goes open a window, or turn the little fan on that is near the shower.
Then just spray a tiny bit of axe and my best trick would be fender guitar polish. its like 3$ a bottle and with two little spays the smell is gone for some reason. plus the polish last for a long time and smells good to.
then just dont laugh at shit too much and the parents will never know.

hell i've been smoking about 5 years. (im 18) living at home, and my parents don't suspect a thing (knock on wood!!***)
anyway heres what you need:

- visine works a jewel
- doob tube. (a toilet paper roll with fabric softener sheets inside. - makes the smoke you blow out smell like laundry)
- some body spray/perfume/cologne
- a few mints/gum
- a fast enough brain to think about what you're saying when you're higher than the sky

actually... the last one isn't even nessesary. (unless your parents are ex stoners and know exactly what its like) the feeling of paranoia is pretty overbearing when you're high. you think that EVERYONE knows you're high and thinks you're an idiot. its more likely than not, that no one has a clue. they won't even suspect it (unless you give them a reason to) and you just start ignoring the paranoia and it just becomes another part of the high.

im sorry if my sentences are jumbled up. but im very high myself.

xx - lexi

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Originally Posted by BuenoMota

I'm pretty careless about getting caught, but what I do is lock my door, close my blinds, and light an incent. I smoke, put everything away and clean up well. Some times when I'm done i'll put on the fan and spray air freshener, I usually just dont care. I keep all my stuff in my desk drawer in a fanny pack type thing. Some kids are waaaaaay to paranoid. It's not that tough to get rid of the smell.

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That's what I did until I left my altiod can of weed semi-hidden under this shelf by my computer. My step mom went in my room while I was outside smoking a J and found it and another little box, like 5 grams total. What's funny is the blind bitch didn't see the pipe or the rest of the ounce sitting like 3 feet away in plain sight

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haha, you are torched my friend. This reminds me of Gramdma's Boy when that one guy gets really high and thinks he's talking to the devil on the phone.

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Haha good shit! "I'm way too stoned too drive to the devils house."

oh and SUHL you can suck my dick, i listen to the kings and they hapen to be my favorite band. what does SUHL stan for anyway...Shitting Under a Hot Lamp?

why dont you just go outside... find a place they arent always going to and blaze their man

I do that sometimes also.

you people work too hard. just wait for everyone to go to sleep then step outside and smoke a joint. its just that easy.

just open up your window and shut your door and when your done spray hell air freshner...but my parents already no i smoke

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Originally Posted by Earlynovember3m0

Doob tube. Carboard Roll filled with Fabric Softener, exhale into it and you can blaze all you want. Makes everything smell like you just did laundry.

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exactly:rasta:

Usually if my 'rents are home, and awake..I will go for a little walk and go to this catwalk that is my spot. My friends and me blaze there so much. If my parents are sleeping..Usually at night. I'll go grab a glass of water. Get my pipe, grab some chronic, blaze that shit up. That's the most relaxing thing ever. If my parents are out, and I'm with maybe just one other person I'll blaze in my room, or if I'm with a group, we go in a bathroom downstairs and hotbox it. But my number one spot to blaze when rents are out. I like to go in my backyard. Best at night time though. We have blue floodlights that shine on the pool. (34x16 Feet). Colourful lights that are on the rain gutters on the roof. Theres pretty good sized deck thats there with a BBQ on it, and some table and chairs, and a 250 watt sound system. There is a nice firepit, we always light fires. There are torches all around the whole backyard. By the pool another patio set, two nice beach like chairs, 2 chair-swings on either side of the yard. When all that is set in place, torches lit, music on, lights on, fire lit. Group of our closest friends. It's the best place to blaze on earth.

Holy shit, are you fucking rich or something?

it does suk, living at home, but teh best way to keep it low is to just smoke during the nyt, i smoke cogerettes so i got and excuse to b outsyd and a few smokes after asesh gets the smell out, i like spots and it does suk waiting 4 hueevrs home to leave b4 i can smoke uop

I'm not rich...But yeah my dad rakes in a good amount of cash. He also got a niice Camaro SS Black Convertible :D
But yeah not rich. But my backyard is really nice. I blazed out there tonight.
I was so chilled out. Maybe I'll get a couple pics of my backyard tomorrow.

Shit, i just roll up, walk into the garage and fire it up, even if everyone's home.. But that's usually in the morning when i wake up, i even did it this morning, everyone's home, but they mind their business, so it's all good. I came in, so high, my mom was sitting watching tv, and i just put in 2 toaster waffles for munchies.. I used to burn in my room when i was younger, but i only got caught once, now i don't really give a fuck. I'm here for my wake n bake, then for the rest of the day pretty much i'm gone...

My parents know I smoke , its not an issue. When I was younger I used to smoke it in my room while burning incense. My parents still believe it was the smell of incense to this day.:rasta:

I just go outside and walk around town for hours by the time ive worked out how to get home im no longer stoned

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Originally Posted by hotdog36

I was just wondering how you guys hide the fact from your parents that you smoke weed? Like, do you sprary Axe bodyspray on yourself after you smoke?

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I never use axe all i do is wake up early in the morning (around 6 or 7) go in my basement, pack a bowl, go in my garage and toke. by the time my mom wakes up the smell will be gone.actually im gonna go out in the garage now :D

Mom's dead, dad left when I was five years old, so I don't have this problem. In fact, the woman thinks I don't smoke enough, and she's always begging me to fire up the bowl.

When I was younger and living with my grandmother, I'd just turn my box fan around in the window so it was sucking to the outdoors and then fire up; the smoke'd just get sucked away. She didn't really have much prob with pot anyway, although she was dead set against me drinking or smoking cigs.

usually i just wait till my parents are at work, and then i go outside and walk down this hill to the side of my basement, which is an old garage door. i have a tree stump sittin there in the corner, and im hiddin by two concrete walls that run next to the hill. i sit on the stump and smoke bowls and chill.

i used to go into my unfinished basement and just open the same garage door and sit in my basement and do it, but i got tired of opening the garage lol.

the other night when my parents were asleep i just opened my window, locked my door, put a fan near the window and blew the smoke out. no axe, just open window and a fan. no smell in the morning at all...barely even any smell right after i smoke :)....easy as that, 1, 2, 3.

my friends house we just smoked IN his finished basement with no windows or anything and used a doobtube. we smoked a philly after that, and thats how we got caught the next morning. his mom didnt care though haha

i either go for a quick car ride to the park up the road from me and chill with some friends in the woods and stuff for like 30 mins then go home and just chill in my room so my parents dont bug me

if theyre home, i wait til like 11-12 when i know theyre asleep, pull out my bong, close & lock the door, light an insence, get a little music on tunr the fan on, but not too high because lighters dont liek moving air lol, crack the window, and then just toke to my liking, and just make sure i have quick places to put stuff if they come to the door and blow smoke out the window, then just chill out til im ready for bed haha

im usually not to worried about it though n sometimes ill just light up late at night un-precautiouslly because theyre yet to knock on the door when im smoking at night

My method:

Turn on a fan
use some glade linen air infusor
your straight

im at home, and my mom is home, and both my brothers, my dad and oldest bro dont care about me smoking, i just went out the front door, then through the fence into the backyard and smoked, and then pissed and came back kin the same way, right back to my comp blazed as fuck right past my mom who is in the front room.

hehehe i always used to get my mom to make me heaps of food when i was high and then she'd try to find out where i keep my stash so she could go and smoke it... good times

heres what i do... get a bowl and some weed... then smoke the weed out of the bowl... afterwards i blow it into my moms face and pass her the bowl


... job well done

lol i pretty much do the same thing instead blow the smoke in the cats face... he gets so baked he falls asleep in his food bowl..

dude my homie deric has a pug and we get him blazed as shit and feed him peanut butter... we sit there for hours and just laugh our dumb asses off... almost as funny as watching retarted people try to eat pudding without a spoon

easy three things you need,

1 sheet of fabric softener
1 empty toliet roll
1 rubber band

take the fabric softener and attach it to one end of the empty toliet roll with the rubberband, each time you take a hit blow it into the other side of the empty toliet roll, and the smoke comes out but doesn't smell at all, completly take away the smell...there you go

and to back up the poor kid, exhale into a pillow works, not as well as the fabric softener but it does work, and redraindrop are you fucking retarded? Ever heard of a thing called wind, opening a window doesnt do the trick...you my friend are a prick