I always ghost G-bong hits.
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I always ghost G-bong hits.
yeah i know some horrible idiots who always like to smoke up my weed and never contribute. he was trying to mooch off me and stay at my house, so i kicked him out and started receiving death threats from him. i told him "mother fucker back off or i'm gonna put some hollow tips in your fuckin head". good times
ive got a bunch of friends that suck like that- this one kid whenever he smokes just passes out all over the place... he'll like pass out, get up in like 5 minutes, moves somewhere else and passes out again (and this will be like after 2 bowls)... this other kid i hang out with after smoking 3 bowls, started rolling around on the couch saying he was mickey mouse (but he only recently started doing this so me and a few other kids think it may be conflicting with his meds, because he got some kind of sickness), and than the last annoying kid I've smoked with before was the most paranoid mother fucker ever. I'm chill if your paranoid, I don't mind much because that happens to a lot of people when they smoke, but this kid is rediculous. We'll be chilling in this one really cool kids basement and some one will cough and then he'll be like "FUCK!! WHAT WAS THAT... OH MY GOD, ARE THE COPS HERE!!!"
yea, most of my friends arent very fun to smoke with, haha... i enjoy smoking with other kids more
but you shouldnt be harsh on people with low tolerance- its not like they can control it
edit: im not going to lie, ive got pretty low tolerance too, i can get really fucked off a really small amount, but i usually just keep smoking :p
i got this one friend and he will take his little bitch hits or whatever and then he GOES TO SLEEP!!!! every single time to, i dont smoke with him anymore, he was a mooch anyways.
Well, when I'm not that high I talk I a lot and I get laughy, intelligent, and tell some cool ass stories like when I was a kid or something. and I talk some shit sometimes, when I'm really stoned I'm quiet and stare a lot but I can answer questions and stuff. Reading this thread also reminds me now to hold in my hit as long as possible, I only hold it in for like 2-3 seconds ish.
No friends to talk about
Dan
I definetly got some rough stoner pals. Well me and 3 friends who are regular smokers decided to smoke my friend steph up..noob smoker right..only did it a few times. Well this chick man..after our session of 2 dubes with about 3 g's in total..not too much between 4 people..we go inside and shes like..WTF GUYS I DONT FEEL RIGHT I NEED TO GOTO THE HOSPITAL..and it wuz a huge buzz killer cuz we had to get all serious and be like don't worry your jus trippin' your not used to it bla bla..and then 5 mins later she was ok and I don't know its hard to explain she just was not fun to be around, definite buzz killer and im definetly not bringin her out again.
a lot of people complain about people that do stupid things in your little circle or after you guys have smoked, but i'm sure many of you have done something retarded at one point or another under the spell of mary jane. i think it's just something you have to kind of accept when you start smoking with other people..:thumbsup:
I get annoyed with people who show off too much. Yeah, you can do the French inhale and blow smoke rings. I get it! Ugh.
oi man someone givwe the junior smokers a break i only recently learned how to work a bong give us a break let us learn (at least all the people i blaze with know im a beginner and don't mind)
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Originally Posted by Nightfire24
I think most of us make concessions for new smokers. I believe most of the rants in this thread are concerning experienced tokers who ought to know better, but they still let their state of inebriation control them. I personally find it really fun and often hilarious when I smoke up newbies. I brought some KB to this new years party and there were some 16 year olds there who had only smoked shwag, and when they hit my shit they were floored and needed to go on a nature walk as if they were shrooming. it really took me back to seventh grade.
ps I like ur quote
i know this one muthafucka, i blew a $1000 (no joke) partying with him for a week straight, he didnt pay for shit. then when he gets his check he goes off with people that arent even his homeboys and spends it all partying with them.
that kinda shit pisses me off
I have a friend named Cameron who will light the lighter, put the flame on the bowl for half a second, and turn the lighter off and try to hit it. If he gets anything, it stays in his mouth and then comes back out with the pipe. He has dropped more fresh bowls and nearly broken more pipes than anyone I've ever seen. Then he tries to ACT high. That's the worst.
my friends name is even ahhh, we smoked him up every day for 2 months n near end of augest(last year) he bought n ounce, for 150(bottom bag:( any who hed pak a bowl ( oh we do personals..) n we each would pak a bowl n after everyone had 1 bowl hes like ok no more..i wasnt even buzzed much..fudge him!! n when he is high(if he rele is.. he does annoying shit like turn off lights n say it wasnt him or turn off music/movie n say not me niggers..yet hes fat white n rich! oh well i have other good friends :stoned:
well like my best friend we have known each other since we like couldnt even talk and shit..my mom and his mom are like best friends..and we chill EVERYDAY pretty much....smoke bros....just practiacally bros anyway i started smoking before him and he said he never would but then i got him to and then i wished i wouldnt have cause he would take these pussy hits and blow them directly out....then i was like alright dude im never going to pass you another pipe, bong or anythnig if you dont rip the FUCK OUTTA this and hold it in...this was like his 10th time smoking but first time in like 2 weeks...since we both hadnt had anymoney ...but i knew it was super dank cause i smoked a bowl with my hookup..something we always do i go and pick up a bag and he hands me the bag and says good man and i always say yeah cause it is and hes like here my treat..and packs up a overflowing bowl ..and well we were trashed and i felt it in like 2 hits and i had been smoking alot just hadnt had any of my own....so....then he rips it and holds it in and he likes wow...that hits yu alot better .and im like yeah do that everytime now..and since hes been much more chill but i dont know if your that good of friends..because when hes annoying me im just like SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE but thats just cause we are bros..i dunno man...tell him to stop the shit or leave
idk i hav this home made bong that only i seem to b able to hit its fukin funny to c ppl try to hit it
i have 2 or 3 friends that are annoying as hell. I try to avoid smoking with them though
thats why i like smoking by myself sometimes cuz people can get 2 fucking annoying..i only like 2 smoke with people who smoke everyday and arent moochers
oh my god i have a friend exactly like that. it pisses me off because he never contributes to the fund to get weed and alcohol. and then around people he acts like such a stoner and makes stupid comments about us smoking, even though he is the biggest pussy i've ever met.
ahhhhhh i hate him so much