dude thats sick, seriously.
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dude thats sick, seriously.
lol gd thread
i dunno if i can but i dont think its gross at least u know where its been
KEEP SUCKING!
Clerks is the movie that originally made me try it, lol.
I only think its wrong cuz damn its your mouth and a cock dude.
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Originally Posted by Az.
I supose that a good point. I mean, a straight guy could shag another bloke, but it might not make him gay. I mean, your only gay if your like, in love with another man aint it?
I've never thought of it like that ever before.
If some one does it without breaking their back I'll give 'em $300 :D.
lol yeah pretty much.....i mean I dont even have to have touched another guy before.....but i could still be gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
It's pretty much the same feeling that a straight guy gets when he falls in love or is attracted to a woman....only it's with a member of the same sex....
Gay people cant help gay as much as straight people can help being attracted to the opposite sex....if that makes sense
hahahaha as I said before I have pictures of me doing it.....lol.....I dont jack off over them or anything...I leave that up to the people who see them....lolQuote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
I would post them but I really doubt that anyone reallys wants to see them...LOL and they probably just get deleted or somthing...
I loved it myself, but that doesn't mean it's worth watching, lol! It's in black and white, too which makes a little less appealing, imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty
Is it funny? YES YES YES, but only because I enjoy that type of humor. I think they're coming out with a sequel which I'm looking forward to, also. I can't wait!
The only way to find out is to watch it, HiddenBeauty. I don't think you'll be too dissapointed, though...
:smokin:
Thanks JunkYard I think I will take the risk and buy it.I am in the middle of collecting all of Jay and Silent Bob or Kevin Smith films so I have to really.I didnt know it was in black and white and I am now wondering why it is.
Clerks is a funny movie. I think the sequel is going to be in color.
Do you know why clerks was done in black and white?
Nah it's ok, we dont wanna see :p, btw you mentioned something about homosexuals and pictures of you performing self-fellatio...I just have a question and please dont be offended but..are you a homosexual?Quote:
Originally Posted by Az.
lol no offence taken dude...... no im bi....I have a longterm g/f who I honstly love with all my heart, but she's at uni...I only recently came out to her about my sexuality and explained I wanted to experiment with guys.....so I guess im exploring my gay side......I figure you only live once, might aswell give it a go while im still young....and thankfully she understands.....Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
And he sucking my own dick part.....I just thought id try it a few weeks ago....and I could.....so I took some pics to show some guys I chat to lmao
sorry for the ramble....:stoned: Some of the shit I say on here is stuff I wouldn't normally tell anyone.....lol....
Hell yeah I would lick myself if I could. Why wouldn't I? I expect my partner to lick me and like it!!!!
Oops, count me in. If I could, I would. I'm gay and have been able to twist it around once and hide the head.... once, never been able to since.Quote:
Originally Posted by Az.
Your right about that. Hmmmm meet? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Az.
Ok, then I pose another question. If a straight guy can and does suck his own piece of meat, would he be more or less inclined to do the same for another guy? Don't want to start anything here, just real curious since the topic is up.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryJaneintheCloset
Hmmm, interesting point. So, what does make a man gay (not to exclude the women, but most hate is against us guys) Seems like the differences are becomeing diluted here.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
Hey, who's "we" kimosabbe (?) some of us just might need to know what the best position is to try it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
:cool: If your not learnin, your forgettin :cool:
hell yeah, and i dont even need to bend...i have a detachable penis....
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
bump
ew
Now we all know thats a dumb question. It would be gross to suck my own dick but if a girl does it thats cool. It would be fucking weird if a girl licked her own pussy but I'm more than happy to step in... Its a two way thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychopixi
I can suck my own dick, yes. But there's a lot more to a real blowjob than just having your dick in a mouth, so, I don't bother.
holy shit yeah my dog did that too..hes dead now. why, i wonder.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
i know i cant suck my dick, and im glad. id much rather get someone else to do it. much more practical.
and to those who can, would you swallow? :p YUCK!
9i havent done it yet but i would give try ....Quote:
Originally Posted by Az.
tell you soon my experience:thumbsup:
okay, debate time: Is sucking your own dick being gay?
I say no. Saying that sucking your own dick is being gay is like saying that jacking off is giving yourself a handjob and youre gay if you do that.
Anyways, yeah I think I can suck my own dick, but Im not going to do it.
haha I say No too and if I could go down on myself I would consider it lol
DUDE THAT MEANS U HAVE TRIED... imagine someone walking in just as u are attempting... LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Az.
HELL NO and thank God. I'd never leave the house.
i hate all homos
even my brother
Yeah, I've tried to a few times.. I can't. I have too much of a beer gut to try it, and I don't really like the idea, and I think that if I ever actually DID, my back would be in too much pain to really enjoy it.
I completly agree, it's not anymore gay that having your own dick in your hand...being gay is having feelings for men....like straight people have feelings for women. Its just natural, not a choice gay people can make (I hesitate to use the word natural).Quote:
Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams
The choice is if they are activly going to admit they are gay and have gay relationships, or hide behind a false relationship with a women...or be in no relationship at all due to fear of discrimination.
If you read the line right in the middle of what you quoted you would seeQuote:
Originally Posted by KoTToN MouTH
"I can do it..."
haha yeah and I haven't been caught wanking or anything yet, so hopefully it will remain that way
Well then me and you arn't going to get along here, not that im bothered....I hate narrow-minded, judgemental people...Quote:
Originally Posted by klonopin
So I kindly ask for you not to to post such pointless ignorant comments in my threads in the future....to save pointless arguments over somthing you obviously don't agree with.
I like to get to know a person before I judge them...haha its a bit like saying I hate all americans, or I hate all blonds and other meaningless shit like that. I don't believe you can judge a person on sexuality, race, age etc
My ex-g/f was watching a guy suck his own dick, on cam.
She just had to call me over to see. :cursing:
What they didn't tell you was, that it was shot in the 30's. Don't those guys look familiar?Quote:
Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty
That's Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton, when they were young.
HAHAHAHA! we had this discussion at my old work. my supervisor said he'd do it if he could and everybody called him a fruit. he was like "BUT NAW THAT'S YO DICK" and "THATS JUST LIKE SAYIN YOU GAY IF YOU BEAT YO MEAT" and i just couldn't get over the fact that even tho, it's "YO DICK" it's still a dick in your mouth. i don't think he's gay cuz he said he'd never be able to kiss a dude, but i believe he could suck a dude's dick for him. i mean it's a dick in your mouth. would you spit or swallow? would you fuck yourself in the ass if you could?
hahaha
Yeah its your dick in your mouth...
Like your dick in your hand....
It would be different if it was someone elses dick in your hand as it would be if it was someones elses dick in your mouth.
I don't cum in my mouth so I don't need to even consider spitting or swallowing
I dont think I would like the taste od cum :confused:
And no I wouldn't fuck myself if i could, haha Im not too into anal sex...
hahaha But I saw a video of a guy who could fuck himself the otherday....it was pretty crazy!
want a link? lol ;)
That's a "personal question" overload.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
is that a yesQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
haha
j/k ;)
I wouldn't!
I wouldn't wanna get used to having a penis in my mouth whether it be my own or next persons.
I wouldn't wanna be seen doin it.
I wouldn't want to see my girl licking her own bean like some animal either.
I wouldn't want there ever be a time when I ask a girl for a blowjob and she says "suck your own dick" and I actually think about it. Imagine that, some hot girl tells u go suck your own dicky, next thing you actually doin it lol SAD CASE!
Anyone who isn't an exploring teenager who still tries to do that shyte has a little something disturbingly wrong with em in my view. But that is just my view.
hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by SpiritLevel
that made me laugh....
But yeah i suppose you have a point...not that I fully agree with it.
Somtimes my g/f isn't around, so I figure if I can do it, why not...I wouldn't do it infront of anyone. Just a private thing.
hmmmmm
I don't know...wether i have somthing wrong with me is just a matter of opinion. I'm not a teenager, and I only recently found out I could do it.
It's a good thing I don't write everything about my sex life here, because you would think there was somthing wrong with me haha
There isn't but some people are too narrow minded to understand others people's thoughts and feelings....not pointing the finger...just generalising.