what's the first thing you do every morning?

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Originally Posted by Cooler Then Jesus

usually, i immediatly reatch for my cock, just to see if i got some morning wood, usually, morning wood goes away after you take a leek.

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Dude how exactly can you pee with morning wood?
You do hand stands or something?

scratch mah balls was the first thing that came up to my mind when i read this post.

Then i turn the radio on
get in work clothes,
take a shit (mandatory)

wake up my wife, then my daughter, get coffee, and get ready for work. Out the door by 7:00 every day.