Good stoner jobs

Get a job with the government, you dont have to do shit!

i dont do anything but go to the beach, skate some hills, and get baked
great job

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Originally Posted by Fez4Prez

I have BY FAR the best stoner job. i am a lifeguard at a apartment complex. I would say that on an average week i do about 5% work and 95% laying on a lounge chair reading, listening to the radio, and doing nothing. THE POOL IS ONLY 6 feet deep in the deepest part, and no one goes to the pool at the most maybe 10-15 on a good day. The GF doesnt want me to smoke while working, but i could only imagine how sweet it would be

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Dude smoke on tht job

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Originally Posted by cushy

i win. lifeguard at an outdoor pool.

chill all day get a tan, or sit under an umbrella...put some mirrored aviators on and I just stare at chicks all day

plus if it gets really hot i jump in the pool

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at our local pool they give drug tests, because if someone drowned, there'd be a lawsuit if the lifeguards tested positive for drugs.

on another note, my job is telemarketing. i started at $9 an hour, and now i make 9.75. I also get paid vacation and sick days, and i'm only 17:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Mrs.WeedChick

Small Headshop / Record stores' only employee. It was cool back in the day. Smokin' with the local glass vendors and buying shit from hippies out of vans. Oh' well it was great while it lasted! R.I.P. Music-X-Change :(

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Hey! Did I sell u some Tye-Dye's once apon a time,Really...I think we (My girlfriend and I) did!!!
Best stoner job...Being a guinea pig for UVM in Burlington Vt. (Smokers Study for the pharmacolagy Dept.) sit listen to music for 4 hours a day,three days a week no cigs,to see how badly you jonesed for nicitone...10 weeks...$4300! Now thats a stoner job!!

Honestly. three best jobs are

1. Lifeguarding for 10 an hour. do nothing get stoned all the time.
2. Pizza delivery guy for 20 a night for gas (keep whatever you dont spend on gas) plus 5 per pie plus tips at a local pizza shop
3. Record/head shop employee would rule but theres no headshops or chill record shops that close to me so i havent tried that one yet

My best stoner job was Penny Arcade Attendant...

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Online gambling moderator :D.

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that sounds like the perfect job for me right now im working for a landscaping company and hating it how do i go about getting to be an online gambling moderator lmk best stoner job i had was bouncer in an after hours club free alcahol and could blaze anytime i wanted also worked at a newstand on a college campus used to go in high everyday and watch the college girls pass by sweet peace

life guard? like at some stupid pool where kids are always peeing in the water? screw that. Go big or go home. Get a job as a river guide. (or as a driver for a raft company). As a guide you get to run a river everyday with a new crew of characters. As a driver you drop people off, and then go chill out at the river until they float up at the take-out.

It's like being a life guard, except it's way, way better.

Pool Concession stand

the pay is shit 5.15$

but i dont do shit just sit there and watch my co workers work

and i can eat what ever i want

I have the best job a stoner can get!! i am a weed cutter on a lake so all i have to do is sit on a boat for eight hours a day in the morning. I can smoke, drink, and swim. Plus both of my bosses smoke and i am about to ask them if they wanta match sometime before or after work. It is pretty bomb!

my job is pretty good i like it, every one smokes and are my friends (i got them the jobs).We set up boucehouses which is the hard part those shits are heavy, but after the heavy moving all we have to do is watch the rides, and whatever food the people at the event want we also eat.I mean cotton candy,popcorn,hotdogs,burgers,ribs,nachos,and drinks out the ass so yah i never have munchies on the job :stoned:
The pay is good usually 80 a day so i make 160 for working 2 days but trust me it sucks some times like when it rains its good that the rides are closed and we can chill and fog out the box truck but... it sucks whenthe bouce houses are wet and heavy and sometimes you get bit by ants, i have ant bites all over my forearm but i was so high i did not really notice till i saw all the bumps on my arm.

Musician

a friend of my cousin's is a kindergarten teacher. he smokes out all the time and basically babysits 5-6 yr. olds. plus almost 3 straight months off during the summer :smokin:

Mine...I work from home as a writer of web content. It's really flexible and I have an awesome boss...me! We get high all the time :)

I provide a service to the people... its all about supply and demand these days, and luckily, theres a lot of demand for my 'produce' round here!

I work at a skating rink that I have been managing/DJ'ing at for several years. I have yet to step foot in the place withought smoking for a year now and it's great. Neon lights, video games, music, munchie foods and young attractive moms. :rasta: