Rob, id give yours a 10 man... its great... and so true lol!
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Rob, id give yours a 10 man... its great... and so true lol!
Avatar = funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by robert42
Sig = Meh
I have a option of Seven Sigs which i have used before:
1- Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
2- The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
3 - Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"
4 - Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
5 - Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."
or
We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.
or the one i have now which i doubt ill keep long
I would choose number 4 as a sig.I love the sig you have now it's funny how some people are like that lol
Your avatar is ermmm different,if I was that kid I would be freaked out.
I liked 1 :D
Damn that owl gets about!
I'll be honest about the rhymes, it's pretty boring. Sorry bro, it's just same 'ole.
Peace
Buddy
dude are you talking to me...that's rick ross and T.I.Quote:
Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
Who do I compliment now? Seems like we've gotten off course... and I'm easily confused today. :p
Umm if I'm going with Bentley, I'd say her avatar is ok (not sure what it says) and the sig is eh... no offense or anything. :o
I GIVE MARY JANE SCOTT
12 out of 10
Avatar 7/10 and sig 9/10
cannabis campbell....
you get a perfect ten on your avatar! (what stoner wouldn't love that photo?!!) and for your sig...a 9 out of 10...Its a great quote, but it lost a point for originality since that quote is a bit cliche' now-a-days hehe! Love them both though!! :thumbsup:
Oh, and for the next person to rate me...my avatar may not mean much when you see it, but it does have some meaning....its my horse's grandfather @ the olympics in the 80s! :)
I would say about a 6/10 for the avatar, because I dont know how well it represents you personally, but I do know that getting on a huge horse is not something I could do stoned, meaning not very related to the boards.
However, I like both of your quotes alot, because they have thought and meaning in there, not just "I smoke pot". So prolly a 9 or 10 there.
im not sure who that is in ur avatar, so i give it a 4/10
and as 4 ur sig.
i think ur dreamin, so i give it a 3/10
9/10 cuz' ur aviator is trippy to me right now. kick ass
Oh here we are again reb.
10/10 for being sexy.
and dane cook is funny.
: ) yay i'm sexy. haha. 10/10 for urs it's soo cute, looks like its off the boondocks.
8/10
Pretty much the same reason as HypnotizedMind
Well Juggnoxalo, I like the invisible signature, 6.8125/10.
As for the avatar, 9.99/10 because the primate's smoking a cig.
Have to get 50 posts before I can have a signature, but this just makes me one step closer.Quote:
Originally Posted by DannyMan
Signature 8.5/10 Nice Quote/Saying
Avatar 9/10 Love the horizon/sunset
Poor monkeigh! ;) 7/10
My avatar is me BUAHAHAHAHA :dance:
My signature is more bitter then anything else, much like prune juice.
This is an interesting thread I'm surprised I didn't stumble upon it earlier.
7/10 for the avatar - - jus cuz
haha, and a 7/10 as well for the sig. Jus cuz. ~
I dunno why but I've always liked your avatar. 8/10
It just kinda resembles the personality you have to me.
And as for the sig(10/10), love it. *Inhale*. I hope my sig is as good as that some day.
Avatar: 7/10, what the hell is that thing? It's starting to scare me.
Sig: 10/10, because you quoted the smartest, sexiest guy in the universe.
Its Gizmo, frm the gremlins!
10/10 for your av, dunno what it represents but buddy likes it!
I give your sig a 10 also for the cool links!
Peace
Buddy
buddy gets an 8/10 for the sig. it made me laugh and think at the same time
and 10/10 for the avatar cuz thats fuckin hilarious
10/10 for the invisible avatar
10/10 for the weird avatar. It looks like runnin' man made out of weed, and if it is, 11/10.
4/10 for the borin' disclaimer. Yawn.
oh, sorry my sig used to be
whats with the self inflicted pain(i cant help it!)
how come everytime i see you around you act strange?(i cant help it!)
why do you trip at the sight of a hater(i cant help it!)
and then slit their throats with a rusty-ass razor(i cant help it!)
but then faithless got me all spooked about cops bustin people from this site so i changed it
Word. Ain't tryin to bust your balls, just messin'. Seems our dry spell 'round here turned into a flood. :p It's mids, but 100 an O, so can't complain.
i can complain all i want, im on probation and cant smoke:(:mad: