What animal would you be?

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

lol well you couldn't exactly do that if you were a snake either

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but it would be easier to do as a snake, you're not going to move no where near as fast... tho this poses a problem as well, since they have nothing even resembling a way to lit a lighter... no wonder animals don't smoke weed... they can't light thier bowls!
the tiger would keep dropping it cuz his feet are big and bulky, same with the lion... dogs and cats are the same as well, just on a smaller scale...
birds would be vulnerable to smoking if they had to land to do it, so even if there was a way to light a lighter while flying with only your two wings and two feet, they'd still be fucked, cuz they're gonna get stoned and fall asleep
snakes don't even have legs/arms/hands/feet/wings...
there's like no animal other then monkeys and shit that could light a lighter >.< i don't wanna be an animal anymore... i would never get to smoke... the ants tho, they could link up and form a hand to light the lighter while the others go sit in the bong... and this would be done at 3 in the morning in a jack in the box parking lot so some stoner would come along and take a hit off the bong... since the ants couldn't draw the smoke in.. they just get the hotboxing of their life...
"dude i'm getting fries, a burger, some tacos.. what? a bong! dude there's a bong just sitting here"
".... i'm not smoking that shit you fucking tweaker"
"dude it's got a bowl already loaded up..."
"i don't care... i'm going in and ordering"
~ants form a hand and pick up the lighter and put the flame to the bowl~
"sweet!"
~bong noises followed by coughing~
~tweaker runs in the store~
"dude! these ants just made a hand and lit this lighter for me to take a hit off the bowl!"
~other dude punches tweaker in mouth~
"wtf was that for!?"
"why the fuck you doing 'cid without me bitch?"

ok i'm done, enjoy my little story...

elephant cos he's the biggest and hes intelligent and he has no predators

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Originally Posted by Toffee

elephant cos he's the biggest and hes intelligent and he has no predators

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but he's a pussy.. scared of something as little and harmless as a mouse... the mouse is so small to him, that he could snort the mouse whole.. yet he's scared of it... that'd be like humans being scared of bugs.. oh shit n/m..

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

but it would be easier to do as a snake, you're not going to move no where near as fast... tho this poses a problem as well, since they have nothing even resembling a way to lit a lighter... no wonder animals don't smoke weed... they can't light thier bowls!
the tiger would keep dropping it cuz his feet are big and bulky, same with the lion... dogs and cats are the same as well, just on a smaller scale...
birds would be vulnerable to smoking if they had to land to do it, so even if there was a way to light a lighter while flying with only your two wings and two feet, they'd still be fucked, cuz they're gonna get stoned and fall asleep
snakes don't even have legs/arms/hands/feet/wings...
there's like no animal other then monkeys and shit that could light a lighter >.< i don't wanna be an animal anymore... i would never get to smoke... the ants tho, they could link up and form a hand to light the lighter while the others go sit in the bong... and this would be done at 3 in the morning in a jack in the box parking lot so some stoner would come along and take a hit off the bong... since the ants couldn't draw the smoke in.. they just get the hotboxing of their life...
"dude i'm getting fries, a burger, some tacos.. what? a bong! dude there's a bong just sitting here"
".... i'm not smoking that shit you fucking tweaker"
"dude it's got a bowl already loaded up..."
"i don't care... i'm going in and ordering"
~ants form a hand and pick up the lighter and put the flame to the bowl~
"sweet!"
~bong noises followed by coughing~
~tweaker runs in the store~
"dude! these ants just made a hand and lit this lighter for me to take a hit off the bowl!"
~other dude punches tweaker in mouth~
"wtf was that for!?"
"why the fuck you doing 'cid without me bitch?"

ok i'm done, enjoy my little story...

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lmao! yeah being an ant would be alrite but i dont think you would live long, we kill ants for fun dont we?

be honest do you ever see an ant and actually let it live?... no lol

i do... i got better things to do now then mash ants.. if i go outside, i'm going out there for something, and i'm not the type of person to fuck around.. i do what i got to get done, as fast as possible, and get on with my life. there's not much room for ant crushing left in that...

Lol sound like your on speed all the time.

i would be a dog. there totally cool and not ghey like cats.

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

Lol sound like your on speed all the time.

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are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

`id b an eagle...they no total freedom...and as far as animals that have sex 4 pleasure...have u ever seen chimps...thats there life...and its all 4 pleasure...nastyest animal s on the planet

if i was an eagle, i would eat cats, rats, snakes, and possibly small dogs.

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Originally Posted by puffpuffand away

`id b an eagle...they no total freedom...and as far as animals that have sex 4 pleasure...have u ever seen chimps...thats there life...and its all 4 pleasure...nastyest animal s on the planet

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is the throwing shit a mating ritual or is that just them being... nasty?

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

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shut up i was just making a joke!

as was i...

fuck dolphins and anything else cute and cuddly. If your an animal (and I'm not saying I want to be one) you best be one that can hold it's own and destroy some shit if necessary. the lion sounds like a good bet at first, but its compromised by its dependence on the group. The elephant could rock some serious ass but the speed issue leaves it open to missle attacks from advanced primates (gasp, like us!!!!)
I like the idea of being an eagle but, then again, I dont't like being an over used symbol of western dominance.

Tiger is probably the best bet on this list. You've got speed, stealth, independense, and mild intelligence plus some pimp ass linen to be wearin out to those jungle raves (you dig the stripes baby?)

Snakes are whack, sure they're poisoness and all but I mean really, who wants to be something without legs (unless you can star next to Samuel L. Jackson)

If anything I'd be a cross between a polar bear and some kind of venomess spider.

I can see it now...... an eight legged, 10ft tall bear that can spit venom, stick to walls, and make huge webs to catch dolphins when they jump.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

as was i...

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Well you are not very good at it you need to get a sense of humour to be honest

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

be honest do you ever see an ant and actually let it live?... no lol

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this bothered me so..


what are you, like 5 years old?
actually i know two 5 year olds smarter than that..
so you are behaving under 5 years old (which is the average life span of an ant btw)
making you the inferior species in this scenario

just curious, why you think something physically smaller than you has less rights to be here than you?

spread peace and love not death and violence :cool:

Ok so you can honestly tell me that you have never killed an ant on purpose?

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

Ok so you can honestly tell me that you have never killed an ant on purpose?

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Well yea when i was a little kid and didnt know any better

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

Well yea when i was a little kid and didnt know any better

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thats all i meant everyone has killed at ant so why would anyone wanna be one where as not as many lions or eagles get killed by humans thats all.

when i was younger, i used to take a shovel to one ant hill, throw part of it in a bucket, then go to a different ant hill, and throw a shovel full of those little buggers in the bucket. talk about a rumble!!!

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

Well you are not very good at it you need to get a sense of humour to be honest

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i have one, perhaps you should see about getting yourself one.

right....

all i said is that your on speed as a joke... then you said

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

im sorry i couldn't see that as a joke its just confusing and long, i like simple jokes whereas you obviously like long and complicated ones fair enough.

a dog, cuz i would be fed given a home, and if im lucky the little rebellious teenager would get me high and i'd get a better rep than cats and i could just lay around the house sniffin and lickin my ass

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

right....

all i said is that your on speed as a joke... then you said

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was the sterotypical stoner, then saw/heard what i do, and how much and so on... that would create the same impression

im sorry i couldn't see that as a joke its just confusing and long, i like simple jokes whereas you obviously like long and complicated ones fair enough.

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i'm sorry. i dont' like myself associated with meth, crack or any other hard drug... i've seen them destory too many peoples lives (especially my dads). i was just merely saying that, assuming i'm the typical lazy stoner, then reading my posts, would create the impression i'm on meth or any other upper, but only becuase you'd assume i'm lazy.

your joke didn't work, i take offense to being associated with hard drugs, of course i want to do them, they must be fucking great if they're so damn addicting, but i won't allow myself to. it's really hard work resisting shit sometimes, and by being associated with them, it's like all my hard work was for nothing.

sorry if we got off on the wrong foot, i'm not trying to start shit or anything, i just don't like being associated with those drugs.

ok man no problem sorry i didnt know:thumbsup:

HOORAY! They solved their problem using words not..... cyber..... fists.

:D :D

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

right....

all i said is that your on speed as a joke... then you said

are you sure i sound like i'm on speed all the time, rather then me being a pot head (obviously) who doesn't just lay around doing nothing all day... cuz if you were to assume i was

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I'm sorry for cutting your quote off, but I was laughing and stuff, yet, I just couldn't read it because it was too long. You should try simple jokes. :thumbsup:

I love cats and I'd want to be a big beautiful one. Eagle would be my second choice. I love animals!:) :dance: :stoned:

yep, you guessed it. i want to fly.

i would be an eagle, so i could fly.....high!!

Lol flying doesn't make you high i hope you know, Also a dog is probably the only one of those animals which is most likely to get stoned! :D

i'd be one of those deep-sea fangly fish, with, like, a custom lure, and lights running down my sides...

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Originally Posted by phareye

i'd be one of those deep-sea fangly fish, with, like, a custom lure, and lights running down my sides...

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PIMP MY FISH!

Id be the HIV virus, man that would be the life, i could go from chump to chump killing them off, but id be an educated HIV and target people like sadists, child molestors, murderers, corporate crooks, corrupt officials, linkin park & insane clowne possee fans... and so on

i believe i wud be bacteria cause i can fuck with people without you even knowing im there:) woooooooooooo

you forgot HORSE.

how could you??! OMG:D :dance:

Who the fuck would wanna be a horse? lmao

the only reason people picked eagle is becuase they want to be 'high' even though its not the same thing =S