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Probably when me and my neighbor took his brothers car out and drove around town when we were 12 and 13. We probably would have gotten away with it but we fucked something up, like he ran over a rock and scratched the front or something, don't remember much even thought it was only like 4 years ago.
more fun stories...
was sick of my place getting TP'ed and egged and shit on mischief night in philly, i sat on my roof with a gun loaded with blanks, and a paintball gun with a cooler full of frozen paintballs. a bunch of kids came and proceeded to egg it, my bro shot the blank gun and i hit them with the frozen paintballs, they literally thought they were being shot at. best part was, my parents approved of this and looked out the window and laughed.
next year gets even better. i made little tripwire bombs from a tripwire kit and homemade m100s... planted them all around the house the night before (without the bombs of course) and then attached the m100 wicks to them on mischief night, and - get this - put them in buckets of paint. very fun to watch these kids get coated in orange and white paint... very fulfiilling.
Me and my friends used to have this game where we ran through town trying to break as much stuff as we could, and for every thing we did we got so many points. Well one night we were at like 150 points and, my friends told me if i knocked the soda machine over id get 15 points, so i tipped it over. When we were walkin back home the cops came, i acted calm but my friends ran, and once they were caught said everything that happened. So we all got arrested for criminal damge over 500 dollars and got grounded for the last month of summer
i used to live near a real rich neighberhood and id go to kids houses i didnt like and slash the tires and key new jaguars, mercedes, suburbans and the like.
once i was taking these promenade classes at a local church. it was a huge church and we were drinking from the water fountain but then it stopped giving water right as i go to take a sip. i kicked it and it started pouring water out the bottom. we all ran back and next thing you know the whole church floor was flooded and needed extensive rennovations.
i feel bad but i was 12-13 and not really thinking just being stupid.
I tried to fill a water cup (the clear ones) with soda at a Taco Bell and got caught.
^^^ lol, I always do that and never seem to get caught! What did they do to you, make you pay the extra dollar for a bigger size? Or take away your tacos? THAT would piss me off.
I really don't know how people can hurt animals and I will speak up every single time.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
That must of been really awful for you,I have taken a few strays in and rehomed them except for one hyper kitty who got run over when he got out.
When I was younger my friend's neighbour had a little dog,I knew the neighbour was not taking care of it so I asked my mum if we could have it but we already had dogs,I told her to call the rspca and she told me she would.I didn't see the dog for about a week then I went to my friends and heard the dog scratching like mad on the shed door so I told my mum again but obviously she had not called them because it was dead the next day.It still haunts me to this day.
It's nice to meet a fellow cat lover :thumbsup:
yeah, what's up with kids fucking with little birds and cats. you guys must have a shitty home life or something
Well assuming I'm still a kid, I guess the worse thing would be comming to this site!
I stole my mothers wedding ring... I pawned it and bought pot and took a girl to a concert at Madison Square Garden... I found a Diamond ring 3 months later and gave it to her,but this act remains on my conscience...
Void, where's the love? What was with that comment? ..shoulda been your best move!
ooooo rebellious.... :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn
.......dont ask wut that was for..... im just high :stoned:
With comments like that what are we meant to assume?? I bet you have done alot worse you're just too ashamed to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn
that is the most rediculously horrible thing i have ever heard aside from torturing cats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
Yes it was horrible... I guess at the time I was thinking about the girl and how to impress her... I am by all means not proud of it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fan o KmK
i asked some girl that looked like a guy if she was a "girl or a guy"... in like 3rd grade
i felt like a douche bag the next day ...
When I was 15, I stole the car my parents were teaching me to drive, picked up my gf and her friends, went joyriding, and trashed the clutch. Ohh boy, did I catch shit from my parents when they got home later that night.
one time me and a couple friends went and played mailbox baseball smashed a few mailboxes. i don't really do anything bad
the only thing i am kind of remorseful is this time we went to some girls house and me and about 15 of my friends ended up fucking up the entire house. Her carpet went from cream to black in approx 2 hours.
Turned out her old man worked for the police, so we got pretty fucked.
They made me pour it out. It was a waste either way so they should've just let me take it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Its a Plant
My brother & cousin were downstairs playing super nintendo, and I remember walking down there... picking up the 2x4 that we used as a door block-thingy, and cranked my cousin over the head with it. I think I threw it from up close, don't really remember... & i have no idea why I did it either. :confused: I was probably like 7, and my bro & cousin were around 14 yrs old... i always disliked that cousin, but I still feel bad for what i did. Lol, also, just this last year I saw that same cousin for the first time in like 10 years. He ended up stopping by with his sister and we toked up... and later on I asked him about the event I described above. :D I don't think he even remembered it... haha... i wonder why.... :D
Whenever a new kid would move into our neighborhood, we would initiate them into our group by making them eat ants.
And one time.
There were a bunch of us kids playing nintendo (oldschool nintendo) at this kid andrews house. He was so happy to have friends over that he didnt realize we stole all his pogs.
i took a shit on the front porch, right infront of my mom. HAHAHA its the truth, its not the worst thing ive done tho...but its pretty bad
I didn't do it (really), but I've heard that tying two cats together by the tail, throwing them over a clothes line, and watching them fight, is something that kid used to do. Some people probably still do this (and worse). :mad:
I think anyone who is sick enough to do that stuff to a cat shoulkd probably get some help. if something like a cat is bothering you enough that you want to harm it like that well....later in life their is going to be people that actually WANT to piss you off, how are you going to deal with that??? maybe you should talk to your parents and try and get some councelling or something. Its also kind of disturbing how proud you are of harming that cat, do you not have many friends,maybe your too violent.I hope you have a horrible life because of that.o ya this post was directed to slipknot whatever
I meant to say "is something that kids used to do"..... I made a typo, "is something that kid used to do", but this was not meant as an accusation of doing this misdeed aimed at anybody here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
mm yeah torturing an innocent animal just isnt right. how would you feel if a cat did that shit too you...?
Cruelty to animals by humans is despicable, but if a house-cat somehow became very big, it would kill humans - including it's owner.Quote:
Originally Posted by LittLeWinG
I hate it when I hear about cats being mistreated. We have (had, one ran away :( ) 3 cats, two of them were mistreated as kittens.
One (the one who ran away) was swung round by his tail, thrown around and kicked in the mouth. The result of this is him having half a tail, a missing tooth and a split lip.
The other, Chloe (fat cat) was held in a bath, thrown around and set on fire.
Theyre both lovely cats aswell. Well, all of the cats weve had have been very trusting around us, and only around us. 90% of the cats weve had before have been from rehoming centres, or theyve been abused.
Also, the rabbit we have at the moment was rescued by me. I was walking down to the corner shop to get ciggies, and I saw something that looked like a rock underneath a car. On the way back from the shop, I noticed it was moving so I grabbed it and bought it in. Called it Splat, because it very nearly was. We were gonna put notices up, but then we thought that the owners couldnt be bothered to keep it secure. We didnt see any notices up looking for it, either.
listen guys, i posted that 1001 ways to torture a cat thing... i in no way advocate this.... i hate cats but i love kittens, even so i would never do anything like that. i have three dogs, and i would hate it if someone did something to them.
no offense dude but i hate people that take missing animals like found on a street or w/e and keeping them w/o putting up notices and shit what if a little kid was like holding the rabbit and it got away? theres tons of ways a rabbit can get away.... they are pretty fast after allQuote:
Originally Posted by Swizzy89304
o and btw how do u call it 'rescued' when all u did was pick it up on ur way home ... O.o
what were you doing with the dildo?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli
the ant eating thing: Funny:)
Shitting in frnt of your mom: Ouch! You can really push it.
I love girls with dildos although my worst is masterbation. Kills my mojo.
My worst is pulling an autistic boys pants down. I was in fifth grade. Please don't burn me.
The cats thing is bad and all but I wouldn't hold it against you. The only thing I can't forgive is child abuse. Perhaps that's what I learned for embarassing the poor kid. Worst illegal thing I did: Stealing a clip board of files from a police car. He was busting someone and I was walking past the car and looked inside the open door and snatched it. Sorry to all the cops reading this. Shit happens. Protect and serve right. No offense. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Wow, I feel better. Time to work.
Junkyard, that is hilarious.
Worst thing done to me: Roomate's frat friends wiped their but with my toothbrush. I smelled it instantly. Worst thing I stole: Jar of pickles from a 7-11. I was a big time clepto or klepto. Whatever.
friendowl, great post. what you did was bad. LMAO but bad.
do u live in the UK???Quote:
Originally Posted by Swizzy89304
cos there is a school near me called that
weirdd
damn man thats cruel lol but like u said everyone makes mistakesQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
poor kittys
I threw a couple buckets of old paint that had been left outside for a long time onto someones porch... stained their entire windows and the carpeting on their porch.. parents made me hand clean it off when they found out.. did it with one of the kids that lived in my neighborhood
How can someone wish Slypknot W/e a bad life for being mean? That seems hypocritical.
My friend used to have kittens and I'd play with them like action figures. I'd make them punch each other and I'd turn them upside down or do a helicopter spin with them in my hands. Their bodies were about the width of my hand. So fun.
Why didn't you guys that were cruel to animals do something more productive like sorting out the local bully?Is it because you were a bunch of pussy cats yourselves?