Favourite thing to do while stoned?

Put me on a mountain,
way back in the backwoods
Put me on a lake
with a biggin on the line
Put me round a campfire
cookin somethin I just cleaned

(You do your thing, I'll do mine)

I love that song, lol!

Isn't funny how people can have such different views about something as simple as fishing?

Euphoric...Madd respect for stepping up for what you believe in, bro! Although, you say 'redneck' like it is an awful thing to be, haha!

UM thanks junk, i appreciate your kind junk words :)

Isnt it better to connect to nature in a less..brutal way?

Any way, i really did snorkel with hundreds of fish, feeding them and such i didnt just make that up. I thought of it while i was watching people fish from the pier. I figured people fished because they wanna see the fish up close, subconciously. So to come up with a better alternative i got in the water. No, the fish did not swim away they were intrigued actually. After 30 minutes there were literally hundreds of them, eating from my hand. Of course u can do this to any swarming type of animal, i used to get extremely fcking baked, put on some headphones, and chill at the beach with a bag of bread. A hundred seagulls flying around u when youre extremely high listening to music is pretty fun...and no one has to die ;)

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Originally Posted by Euphoric

UM thanks junk, i appreciate your kind junk words :)

Isnt it better to connect to nature in a less..brutal way?

Any way, i really did snorkel with hundreds of fish, feeding them and such i didnt just make that up. I thought of it while i was watching people fish from the pier. I figured people fished because they wanna see the fish up close, subconciously. So to come up with a better alternative i got in the water. No, the fish did not swim away they were intrigued actually. After 30 minutes there were literally hundreds of them, eating from my hand. Of course u can do this to any swarming type of animal, i used to get extremely fcking baked, put on some headphones, and chill at the beach with a bag of bread. A hundred seagulls flying around u when youre extremely high listening to music is pretty fun...and no one has to die ;)

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Sounds like alot of fun, but a man's gotta eat, lol!

I've never scuba dived before, but I have a nice little pond with 'pet' fish. I feed them every other day with dog food (Of all things) It's cool to do things like that, ya know? Btw, I'd never put a hook in my pets, or attempt to eat them, lol!

I would like to go 'snorkeling" sometime, but I'm not near the ocean, so it will have to wait./shrug

i'd rather catch the fish and eat them, then swim with them and feed them, just my opinion... it feels so much better if you actually catch your dinner, then if you buy it from a grocery store, not to mention you know it's fresh, just like homemade meals from scratch are usually better then box dinners, or tv dinners and so on...

I went fishing once and didn't catch a thing :mad: That has to of been the longest night of my life :(

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Originally Posted by HiddenBeauty

I went fishing once and didn't catch a thing :mad: That has to of been the longest night of my life :(

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that's why, go early in the morning, 30-45 mins before the sun comes up... also helps if you know that the place you're going to fish, actually has fish, and people actually catch shit there.... ~remembers reading a story online of this dude trying to catch a fish, then learns that fish have to live in the water being fished, not that they just appear~

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

walk around the house aimlessly, play video games, listen to music, clean the house, look for an excuse to drive around (not me actualy driving, i won't drive even if i've drank 1 beer... mainly becuase i don't have my liscense, but even if i did, i'm paraniod and that would put too much stress on something that's not that strong to begin with) i do lots of shit when i'm stoned, i'll do anything, just as long as i'm not sitting around doing nothing... actually i think i'm more lazy when i'm sober then when i'm high...

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oh well cant complain really weed affects different people in different ways

Cannabis and sex work quite well together. Especially doing 69 while passing the J ;) . But that's only one technique of many when on the good stuff ;) .

The Duderino

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Originally Posted by Theduderino

Cannabis and sex work quite well together. Especially doing 69 while passing the J ;) . But that's only one technique of many when on the good stuff ;) .

The Duderino

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what at the same time how the hell would that work take little breaks or somethin or just 1 person workin at a time? lol

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Originally Posted by Kryzco

I'm suprised no one said sex

Sex when your high is perfectly fantastic :thumbsup:

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YES.:thumbsup:

Well, I chose "think about things". :smokin:

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

what at the same time how the hell would that work take little breaks or somethin or just 1 person workin at a time? lol

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Well I can't give away all of my secret techniques ;) .

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Originally Posted by Theduderino

Well I can't give away all of my secret techniques ;) .

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lol that was ur 69th post aswell its a sign from GOD!! lmao
it would be better to get stoned and then do it then you wouldnt be trying to do two things at once.

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Originally Posted by C4nn4Bliss

What a hippie...

Its not like i gut and kill all the fish i catch. If im by myself i keep the 2 biggest to feast upon, thats probably out of about 8-10 fish i let go depending on where and how good of a day it is.

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Gah! Why do you hook the fish and let them go??? Thats like going up to someone in the street and saying, "Hey, how's it going? Weathers lovely, eh?" And then stabbing them in the leg.

LOL, didn't even notice it was my 69th post. As for getting stoned before, yea, but also after and during are fun ;) .

Sex + marijuana = GREAT TIMES!!!!

nuff said

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Originally Posted by Kryzco

Sex + marijuana = GREAT TIMES!!!!

nuff said

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Toucheé :thumbsup:

lol still cant believe no one just feels like they want to go to sleep when they are stoned i have done it b4 but i prefer to stay up its hard to though sometimes.

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Originally Posted by thebathroom

Gah! Why do you hook the fish and let them go??? Thats like going up to someone in the street and saying, "Hey, how's it going? Weathers lovely, eh?" And then stabbing them in the leg.

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lmfao.... that's the funniest shit i've heard yet today...

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lol still cant believe no one just feels like they want to go to sleep when they are stoned i have done it b4 but i prefer to stay up its hard to though sometimes.

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going to sleep while high is a waste of weed to me, when i first started i used to get sleepy... now i don't get sleepy, but i could go to sleep if i want to (which is a bonus cuz i have severe insomnia, as an example, in the last 72 hours i've gotten no more than 5 hours of sleep, i even took 10 sleeping pills last night just so i wouldn't wake up.. i slept 1 hour and woke up...) matter of fact... i dont' get "sleepy" from any drugs anymore (other then sleeping pills) or maybe it's the fact that i've gotten fucked up so many times, i just don't register it as sleepy anymore....

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

lol still cant believe no one just feels like they want to go to sleep when they are stoned i have done it b4 but i prefer to stay up its hard to though sometimes.

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Sleep is for when you are totally wasted :smokin: :stoned:

agreed

I like to stay awake, ride out my high

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Originally Posted by Theduderino

LOL, didn't even notice it was my 69th post. As for getting stoned before, yea, but also after and during are fun ;) .

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yeah especially after fuckin havin a cig after sex have a blunt lol:rasta:

"UH! UH! OH YEA!!!"
"mmm... give it to me baby"
"YEA BITCH YOU WANT IT DON'T YOU, YOU DIRTY FUCKING SLUT!"
"oooo yes i...."
"HOLD THAT THOUGHT"
~room goes silent except for the sounds of the water bubbling in the bong, followed by mild coughing.~
"OK, NOW WHERE WERE WE?"

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

what the hell! your mad!!:p

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what? why is he mad. i love doing hw when im high, i feel alot more motivated to do well in school just to prove people that weed isnt bad. sounds to me like this guy is going to be one of those lawyers that defend us not just a lazy bum. good for him.

You'll probably think I'm crazy but I like to do yard work when I'm high. I used to hate it until I bought my own house but now it's something to take pride in. I just like to get really baked, put on my headphones, and then head out to mow the lawn, trim the bushes, plant some shit, whatever. I totally zone out in my own little world and tune out everything around me. Its almost like meditating.

Of course sex, music, movies, etc are all tops on the list as well.

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Originally Posted by Fan o KmK

what? why is he mad. i love doing hw when im high, i feel alot more motivated to do well in school just to prove people that weed isnt bad. sounds to me like this guy is going to be one of those lawyers that defend us not just a lazy bum. good for him.

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hmm yeah i suppose i just never heard of that everyone i know woudnlt be able to figure out simple stuff like 54 + 59 when stoned.

once i ordered pizza's from different spots
i called lock smiths
i called pollo loco
i called marco polo
i called taxi's
i called tow trucks
i called for singing telegram[never showed]
and i called 911 from payphone and said i hear screams from the house
i sat back and watched my neighbor across the street get bombarded
with visitors.one of the funnest times of my youth.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

once i ordered pizza's from different spots
i called lock smiths
i called pollo loco
i called marco polo
i called taxi's
i called tow trucks
i called for singing telegram[never showed]
and i called 911 from payphone and said i hear screams from the house
i sat back and watched my neighbor across the street get bombarded
with visitors.one of the funnest times of my youth.

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lmao best to do it from a payphone no way to trace you that must of been funny as fuck:D :D

I love watching tv, especially comedy central...

I also like searching random things on wikipedia.

Strip clubs can be fun when stoned as well. As a matter of fact, I went to one tonight, and had like 5 lap dances, lol! I spent about $150.00 in total, and no, I didn't get laid, but it was fun anyway!

Jasmine was my favorite dancer tonight. She was frakin HOT! :thumbsup:

Yup, yup!

I love to play Socom. :D

i do everything u mentioned apart from watch sport. depends on the dope im smokin tho
how come eating isnt on the poll??!!!!

well i do plenty of that too!

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

that's why, go early in the morning, 30-45 mins before the sun comes up... also helps if you know that the place you're going to fish, actually has fish, and people actually catch shit there.... ~remembers reading a story online of this dude trying to catch a fish, then learns that fish have to live in the water being fished, not that they just appear~

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start before/around sunrise or before/around sunset, best times

And yeah some lakes stock fish, easy to find out!

Best caught fish are from a mountain river, they taste the best. I prefer flies when fishing in river.

I guess i dont see it as being brutal. Its not like you gut em alive, you can either club them(lol) or cut their head off(not bad) first. I thought fish had alot less nerve endings??

I saw fish in the water but I guess they were the wise kind or the guy was using the wrong bait(maggots).I love early mornings when there is nobody about it's so peaceful.

Are you not supposed to have a fishing licence when you go fishing,or is that only to fish in certain areas?

its wise to have one just incase, most lakes require it, you can find out pretty easy. The best lakes dont require a lisence because their the ones you gotta hike 5-10 miles to get to.

Also certain lakes/rivers require you do not use a barbed hook, can get a fatty fine! But thats around here so i dont know where else, just be careful

It sounds like the perfect day to me,a nice hike,some relaxing fishing and some nice green :smokin:

What do you use instead of a barbed hook then?

You need a lisense around here unless it's your property, or unless you're under the age of 16. I prefer going out on a lake, or like on a river, but I've never been 'fly' fishing...sems like too much work, lol!

I'd rather sit back and relax unless I'm Bass fishing,

Fun, fun!

just a hook, no barb

the barb only makes sure that the hook doesnt slip out, so without the hook you have to keep a constant tension and fight him

With a barb you can let him swim out and then reel and then swim out and reel till he gets tired, lol, doesnt always work and sometimes they get off pretty easy but it makes the catch all the more exciting

I have to say i enjoy bass fishing the most, i wouldnt eat em but they are good fighters and they can get pretty fat

i have to admit then when i snag a catfish i usually fuck him up and toss him, hate the catfish

Yeah, I always use a barbed hook...I hate letting them get away, lol! Also, Bass is very tasty, much more so than say catfish, which I like, but eat rarley.

Blue gill, and crappie are the best, but trout's good, too. Although, I don't fish for trout vey often...

If I caught a fish I would have to put it back because I couldn't handle killing it.No i'm not a vegetarian and yes I probably would starve if I was lost in the wild lol