stop the gerbils from taking over the world. But the gerbils were too powerful. They smoked so much weed they became Godlike. The gerbils made david bow before them. But david didnt like the idea, so david..
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stop the gerbils from taking over the world. But the gerbils were too powerful. They smoked so much weed they became Godlike. The gerbils made david bow before them. But david didnt like the idea, so david..
FIGURE OUT Y THEY TOOK HIM OUTTA THE STOREY SO QUICKLY THEY GERBILS SAID FUCKIT DAVEY THEM BASTARDS TRIED TO WRITE US OFF TOO BUT WE CAM BACK AND SHOWED THEM THAT WE HAVE GERBIL POWER AND THEN WE SHOWED THEM ......
that cannabis flows through all of our veins!! No matter if you smoke or not. Its always in the air! We must fill up the air with cannabis smoke! The gerbils were simply disciples trying to show the world of the great cannabis gods who could..
do tattooes, so he gave Peter the gerbil one on his arm and Henry the gerbil got one on his back, but david didnt like tattooes and decided he wasnt goin to play Juliet in the gerbils rendition of Romeo and Juliet, which was going to be....
SHOWIN AT THREATERS NEAR U ON OCT 27TH SPONSERD BY BUD... WISE....ERRRRR AND THE BUD FROGS WHERE GUNNA BE IN THE MOVIE ALSO ITS FROG AGINST GERBIL MY AND BEST PET WINN JULIET WILL BE PLAYED BY NO OTHER THEN .......
leonardo decaprio, who had suddenly became 160 foot tall and listened to the song YMCA 24 hours a day, but not on sundays, because....
HE WENT TO CHURCH BUT ONE SUNDAY HE WAS PRASIN AND SINGIN AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A BIG FUCKIN ROCK BIGGER THEN EARTH AND COVERED IN FLAIMS CAME CRASHIN DOWN AND DEYSTROED THE HOLE WORLD WHICH IS PRETTY FUCKED UP NOW THE STOREY HAS TO END BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DEAD :(:(:(
god bless the little gerbils and david hassellhoff
the end (2)
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but nobody really died!
because it was all just a dream, just like in dallas,
so everything was alright!
so, the penguins who saw oprah fall from the sky, and caught her and was knocked out, which is why they dreamt all this, when they awoke....
THEY WERE SO RELIEVED THAT THEY WERE ALL ALIVE THE WENT TO MCDONALDS TO CELEABRATE AND PLAY IN THE FUN HOUSE THEY EAT ICE CREAM AND PLAYED WITH THE HAMBURLER AND THE GANGED UP ON RONALD AND KICKED HIS CLOWN ASS RONALD WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE ..............
they were amazed to find 8 chicken mcnuggets in the most unusual place!
they found them.....
well we cant get unto that lets just say the doctors were in shock at what they found and didnt understand who someone could be so mean to the clown cuz everyone loves ronald but ronald was plann his revenage he was gunna get back at them by ..............
vowing, that every mcdonalds ever made, someone would spit in, and the special sauce contained .....
i gotta start this up again....
piercing all 3 of their balls.. but ronalds plan got leaked to them, and they launched an assault by gettin oprah and david hassalhoff to give a rendition of 'I'm A Lumberjack And I'm Okay'.. but David turned gay and tried to bone Oprah, coz he thought she was a guy, which is understandable.. so he was all like "hey baby, im gonna hang out with my wang out, rock out with my cock out" but she giot Dr Phil to judo chop him upside the head, and....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammie
and beat his ass stright again, but then he went back to pam anderson which tommy didnt like very much so then tommy judo chop his ass right back into bein gay and off pams tit. so David was now confused with his new sexuality and didnt now what to do so he ran back to granny she didnt recognize him at first tho since he traded in his swim trunks for a dress and sum heels but he convinceds her it was him by ..........
.. so then ammie and ghost got it on.. the end.. hahahaha
(please continue the story if u want lol)
:eek: :eek: that dont go with what i put, but eh works for me :D good ending babe ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
[QUOTE=GHoSToKeR].. so then ammie and ghost got it on.. the end.. hahahaha
then ammie was arrested for pedifilia
paedonecrobestial is how the support group therapist described it. :confused:
...errr....
im lovin it :cool:
hahaha me too thats funny shit man where did u find it :D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
Good Story Ppz I Was Laffin Me Head Off Readin n Smokin!!!
And then the smoke turned into a 3 legged bitch in his head as he smoked, and the dog tried to pee on the medula oblingota but he had horrible crabs, and the burning made him cry, when Scouser realized there was a 3 legged bitch with crabs crying in his head, he picked up a bucket of assorted vibrators and.....
[QUOTE=notanovice]nah hes legal :pQuote:
Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
I'm legal-er ;) wink wink nudge nudge
~007~
chess club finals...they played chess all day until they couldnt take it anymore...so they got a bunch of the nerds to go behind the skool and toke up. then they went over to donald ducks crib to chill and pig out on pickled pigs feet. then they walking to the Kwiki mart when.....
they happened to find a copy of get it on in the $1 clearance bin. They decided to take it home to watch during their next toke, but were surprised to find that this was not the feel good teen flick "Get in on" but a porn flick of Ghosttoker and Ammie getting it on, filmed by evil vampire gerbils and co-produced with David Hasselhoff, with a special narrative by Oprah. They were only ten seconds into their porn and toke session when the film ended and a ringing came from the .....
10 sec. wtf ghost, come on babe i know u can do better then that, lets try again round two!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mrs PotatoHead
and as they walked away from the crematorium, they were over come by the smell of fish. ammie looked down, only to find ghosts true age identification papers. she was overcome with rage. how could you lie to me like that, ammie said. then ghost replied, what ever, i do what i want. then as the sun drew closer to peak through the clouds, a ray of light shone on ghost, revealing his true identity. dadadadadadada batman!!!!!
Ammie got over being pissed when she saw how well Ghost filled out his Batman tights. He scooped her up and they flew to his secret lair... They were about to take off in the Batmobile to save Gotham (yet again) when they noticed Robin asleep in the passenger seat with an empty bottle of vodka at his side...
.......and Frankie Muniz on top, naked, passed out in an alcohol stupidor with bottle of Xanax.......Robin and Frankie wake up and shreak....
lmfao i love this thread!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D:D
THE END
..well, the thread did say 'finish the story'....
she tripped over and broke her legs. some aliens came down in a spaceship and kidnapped them both. They then ate somthing and jumped into a blue sunshine carand both lived happy lives and died in germany 1932 by some people who had invented time travel. their names were selma and louise they enjoyed dancing and eating limpets and moss. they smoked drugs and the days seemed to merge together in a 20th century fashion. They all lived happily ever after. the end.....
good fucking ending, man! hey, you live here in jersey right? did you go to the Blue Note tonight (saturday)? it was fucking awesome.. then we went to Chambers and some other places.. man im so drunk.. what was this thread about again?Quote:
Originally Posted by az666
no i stayed in last nite and wrote that story!! Nah i got well stoned and couldn't be arsed to go out. Got sum nice slate/pollun (whateva u call it) tho. mmmm tastes good...
az666 lol cool.. u shoulda gone to blue note though, if u like that kinda shit, coz it fuckin rocked.. man, we're havin a party on the saturday after next.. its a joint house warming/birthday party.. feel free to come.. the more the merrier lol
sweet dude sounds good.
Whats blue note like ? music wise?
party sounds good whose is it?