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I once walked in the woman's restroom in a fastfood joint. I immediately know what I did and saw a woman washing her hands in the sink. I just lowered my head and said a Sorry and walked out and went into the right bathroom. Man, I smoked a lot that day though.
My friend has the memory of a fish when he isn't high. So you can imagine what its like when he is!
I was once showing him the final mission in GTA Vice City, because he never got that far and wanted to see it.
Him: Where's the black dude?
Me: Lance? He's there.
Him: No, I mean the cop!
Me: This is Vice City, not San Andreas you fucking idiot!
Memory of a fish... lol...
me and cuple of m8s stade in tent and were i was liying abuv me was a piece of string and after staring at it for 10 minits my frends wispers to me
THAT STRING IS A SECRET CAMRA WATCHING URE EVERY MOVE
i shit me self and started to panic then i grabed the lighter and burnet it of but the plasic shit was driping all over me
the next day i had plasic stuck to my skin all over my hands lol:D
i have punch a whole window out by mistake when i was high
i got a one night stand girl pregnant cuz i was too fucked up to use a glove.
i got taught a valuable lesson that night.
One timewhen i was with both my stoner cousins, while my 8 year old cuz was sleepin, lol.... one of my cuz's rolled a J, at this point i was already drunk out of my MIND. So i smoked most of the first spliff, he rolled a second lol. so yea, im tokin and soo drunk, then the weed starts kickin in hehe, im there in the kitchen, starin at my cuz's funny clock, then i come back in, the joint went out, and i was totally freaked out by this. Then i passed it to the other cuz who was sitin next to me on the sofa/couch. Then i pass it to him and just shrug my shoulders, he relits it and starts smokin it lol. then i had to go kitchen cuz i cud'nt stop laughing. then when i came back in i came in with a box of ceral, i then started gettin very dizzy and passed out on the couch lol. :thumbsup:
walking around a walgreens for 1/2 an hour looking for tissues, for my friends mom
3 of us, walked down every aisle 5 times besides 1, wouldn't think tissues would be next to detergent and raid
ha
i lost the key to the safe that i kept my weed in. after i put the bud back in. i had to pick the fucker from that point on. nail clipper (end to clean the dirt out of) bobby pin and thin screwdriver does the trick
made a molotov cocktail and threw it into the middle of the street.
lost my weed numerous times
lost my remote numerous times
lost my lighter numerous times
threw a roach into a pile of dry leaves... extinguished it with a cup of water
launched a firecracker rocket thing at a friends house and had it land in a bush... that motherfucker lit up and scorched the tree, i put it out like a g with the garden hose.
spent an hour looking for my friends hat only to find that it was on my head
and lastly
fell asleep
Dude, wtf are on you on about. iv never stabed someone before because i was high. wtf, how did THAT remind you of me? haha, pretty strange of you bill ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by rastabill89
iv done some funny shit
eg. me and a few of my friends were increadibly high and wandered into a grocery store. we wandered up and down all of the aisles laughing at the food that reminded us of genitalia. then i sat down in the middle of the floor and started to pack my pipe. my friend smacked me on the back.. and i stood up and walked out with everybody in there staring at me :p
one time I was in a 7 11 and I was getting nachos with my friend and a security gaurd walked in and I tapped my friend on the shoulder and said it was a cop ... he actualy ran out of the store.
I was smokin a joint once and i was just wearing a white t-shirt and I was on my bed and closed my eyes with the jay in my mouth ... Iactualy fell asleep until I woke up to see see that I buned a hole in my shirt and left a nasty burn mark dead center in my chest.
one time i "lost" my phone and actually got my friend's phone and called mine, to find out that it was in my hand the whole time
Hello, my name is Ed, and I'm pathetic.
Hi Ed.
I was using the NO2 in the whipped cream can to get high and I accidently pressed too hard and got a bunch of whipped cream in my nose and on my face. It went far enough into my nose that I tasted it and it was good. I got up and went to the bathroom, but I was currently in a high state. When I got back to my room I was still on a high so I couldn't find the can for like a minute. ...not really interesting.
Well, me and my boy Jesse smoked a blunt before school one time. I was high as fuck...probably as high as I'd ever been before school because usually before school I'll smoke a bowl or two, or a blunt with 3-4 people. Not two. So I was blown.
So I'm sitting in first hour, Economics class, and I'm trying to do something. I asked the kid next to me what we were supposed to be doing, and he said Chapter 1 definitions. I decided I would do it.
Then, without realizing, and I still have no idea how this happened...I was copying definitions down, and I got a page and a half done...before realizing I was in chapter 3. I felt soooo stupid.
I've done a few stupid things.
Once, I was waiting to cross the street, so I was waiting for the walk light to came on. Well I decided to walk accross when the traffic coming at me had the green light. I thought I could cross no problem, then I realized I was walking at the wrong time and all the traffic is coming straight for me.
Also, looking for your sunglasses when they're already on your face is pretty dumb. :p
Other stupid things I've done...accidentally leaving a joint on my kitchen counter. Good thing I found it before my mom got home. I also left blunt tubes and a knife with resin all over it that I used to split the blunt...I left those in my moms car.
i left the tv remote in the freezer, cause i needed 2 hands for the ice cream. i also leave my keys in there too sometimes. if i'm by myself i'l take a hit or 2 and sit there and go "where is my fucking pipe, i just had it" take another hit, and start looking all around for my pipe witch i'm smoking out of in my hand. i've put a cd in and forgot then i tair my room apart looking for it.
the other day i was still trippen from an acid party the night before. I was walking accrost my front lawn when a car pulled up. Hey it's the cheef of police (his mom lives accrost the street). he's talking to me for like 5 minutes and i do good for some one still trippen. I get to the end of the conversaition i ment to say tell your mom i said hi. what came out was "well i have to go now, tell your mom i said UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thanks"
i did this today: i rolled a joint, stuck it behind my ear and totally forgot about it. i was at the library renewing some books, and i go to push back my hair behind my ears and out falls the joint, right onto the counter infront of the librarian. i just grabbed it as fast as i could and pretended like nothing ahppened, even tho she clearly saw the whole thing. i must have walked around running errands with that joint behind my ear for hours; at blockbuster, the library, the grocery store, petsmart and the bank. oopsies!
another thing i did when i first started smoking: i drove for like 10 miles with my car (its an automatic) in second gear instead of drive and wondering why the hell it was making so much noise.
once a friend of mine was passing me a bowl and she says to me 'watch out for the carb, its chipped and you'll cut yourself on it' and as soon as she hands it to me, i cut my thumb. it really hurt and i went around for days with a sore thumb trying to manuever eating utensils using my index and forefinger.
i hvae my lighter, i put it in my left pcket of my pants........about 5 sec goes by and i need to spark a bowl so i reach into my right pocket, search my coat, look in my car, check like every pocket i have and still dont find it, then i ask someone for a lighter and then after i give their lighter back i stick my hands in my pockets feeling stupid and pull out my lighter........okay so were out in the woods and its just the guys left because its like 4 am and were all drunk as fuck so we start firewalking for some reason, well after we all hop in it once or twice my friend jumps in and starts freestyling all of a sudden we go GET OUT OF THE FIRE! and the dude had spaced out cause he was rapping and he lit his pant cuffs on fire, it was hilarious. we all do stupid things everyday, but most of them i forget
Haha me and my friend got pretty blazed and then made a pizza. When it was done we began to eat it and then we thought how cool it would be to walk around his neighborhood. We walked up and down the street with the pizza in hand. We kept dropping it on the sidewalk and still kept eating it. We dropped it like 5 times. It was good pizza. Also one time i was at my friends house and got naked and he was like are you naked (it was like pitch black and i was across the room.) and i was like umm yah its amazing when your hig. And he was all like thats soo gross.
This is somthing my dumb cousin just got in trouble for. He was fucked up drunk and high driving. A cop puts on his sirens and lights and my cousin started waving him by and screaming go ahead. Then after a few minutes he realized he was pulling him over and her got a DUI.
One of the funniest things i have heard in a while
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Originally Posted by Smokey McPot
Haha .. well this one time i had a mate round and we were doing bukets (gravity bongs) up in my room, we were both rippin away havin a good ole time, i get up to get something, and somehow manage to knock the whole fucking buket over .. worst part is i had bare floorboards back then, all the water went right through!
im like FUCK! i ran downstairs to see the damage .. there was shit loads of water coming through the light socket and wet patches all over the ceiling .. not good! i was too stoned to do anything at the time, i thought maybe if i pretended it hadnt happened it would go away lol.
luckily my mum was out when that happened, she did notice a wet patch on the carpet when she got back though .. i said it must have been the cat lol. was lucky to get away with that one.