The Daily Confessional

i have a ged and a lil college like 3 credits and i make more money then some people with college degrees.

i am not educated but very wise
i rule with an iron fist and a heart of gold.

i shave my nuts cuz i dont like hair.

sometimes i wanna join al-queda

i read the qu'ran/koran just for the hell of it. i also read The Book Of the Dead and The Jefferson Bible. i like religious texts, even though im not religious

I've stolen atleast a couple hundred bucks in makeup, under-things, and cold meds/sleeping meds in the last two weeks -cringe-

I haven't shaved my legs in like, three weeks.
I go running in the middle of the night for the fuck of it.
I listen to Ashlee Simpson
I hate some of my best friends.

i smoke pot:smokin:

I've been 19 years old for 11 years.

whoa this is a crazy weird thread. ummmm i havent stolen a thing since i was 18, *claps*
spend way too much money on bud and beer. really need my teeth bleached, godaym sodas!!! i have a horrible cracking nuckles 24/7 and now i have carpal tunnel and arthritis and i pop my back alot. i dont call my parents enough and i pissed during the middle of the night 8 times the other nite!!! fukn beer.

I go for walks at 3 am, sometimes hoping ill get robbed

I drink milk from the bottle

i took a leak on the door handles of someones car once, it was an SUV i hate those

i feel awkward talking to most of my friends parents, and older people in general, I feel like they always think im the one who gets their kids in trouble

i think sex is overrated

i play video games for long periods of time without moving from the seat, it gives me headaches and makes my eyes more bloodshot than if i smoked pot

I think something or someone was covered up on 9/11

I go to college, but i dont try even 15% as hard as i could, i spend about 1 hour a week studying, mabye 5 actually doing work

if i could i would severely hurt every racist, homophobe and sexist person\

i dont like hats very much

I hate emo kids and scenesters, i think they are full of themselves douchebags but i must admit, i think the girls are kinda cute

at my old house, when my cat used to throw up or hairball in my room, i didnt care enough to clean it up ( i lived in a basement with concrete floors)

today at work, we had a carton of milk with the clumps in it so i hid it in the back of one of the fridges. I waited until a scenster came in (we get anywhere from 2 - 8 on any given day) and when he ordered a vanilla latte extra foam i used the clumpy milk. do i feel bad? sort of:upsidedow

ever since my boyfriend and i broke up, i can't think of having sex with anyone else or even myself, the thought makes me sick to my stomach.

God v2.0, I'm 21... I'll be 22 on March 24.

Here's another confessional.. I've had a bag of garbage sitting beside my front door for a week because I'm too lazy to take it out to the dumpster. :)

I care more about preserving nature, helping animals, and saving fucked ecosystems and enviroments than i care about the fucked up economy and status of the Gov't. Governments can be changed and appealed, once things are gone in nature there is no coming back.

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

i smoke pot:smokin:

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hey, this is a forum for good clean fun, we'll have non of your kind here. be gone dope-fiend!

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Originally Posted by bedake

I care more about preserving nature, helping animals, and saving fucked ecosystems and enviroments than i care about the fucked up economy and status of the Gov't. Governments can be changed and appealed, once things are gone in nature there is no coming back.

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I believe this as well, however I would like the economy to stay strong because otherwise we'll keep polluting with crappy out-dated machinery, rather than developing clean burning technologies.

i can easily ignore the fact that im hungry, sometimes i actually feel like my body is shutting down when i dont eat enough

Zeph, my bday is MARCH 22!

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Originally Posted by SensiRide

Yeah I get that, my phone rings but I avoid answering it, I hate talking on the phone.

I eat sweets in my bed, in the dark, when Im stoned :stoned:

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noting beats being stoned as fuck, sprawled out on your bed and devouring a fudge round (or something of the sortr).

btw I make great chocolate ;)

I have more feelings for my Beagle then I do for pretty much anyone or anything else,
exp.girlfreind,job and dome ass customers who know everthing about nothing.

Im failing in college because I cant make myself do work, I keep telling my parents that everything is going good, It has absolutely nothing to do with drugs... im a little scared

i'm a misanthrope, i gave my friend's mom a dirty sanchez a long time ago in her truck, beat on two dudes n left em shook on the floor [had it coming], i got a teacher fired back in the day for being a bitch with me: hit up a peice saying she touched kids, i threw rocks at a dude i had friction with while he almost drowned, when i'm shit faced off everclear i trip on legend or labrynth if i'm on the brink of poisoning, i believe i must be treated with the utmost respect or else; especially in person or one is then dealt with, sometimes when i'm real stoned i decline food at a friend's house cuz i think i'll forget when to stop munching out, everytime a chick brings a dude on Maury n the kid isnt his I burst out laughing like crazy;especially after she brought more than 5 guys, an annihilated earth is a funny concept, after trusting some i dont trust anyone....

my friends never knew the whole story. i don't want sympathy from them, and i don't want them to know where i'm going to be for fear of them trying to track me down. i will, however, send them postcards.

I just left in the middle of my music 251 class, im now sitting in the library while i should be taking notes on Chopin and the romantic era

Even though I have so much shit to do today, and i knew it was going to make me lazy and apathetic, I rushed home after class today to get stoned.....

â??By far the most dangerous foe we have to fight is apathy - indifference from whatever cause, not from a lack of knowledge, but from carelessness, from absorption in other pursuits, from a contempt bred of self satisfactionâ?�
-William Osler, Canadian physician

I was supposed to go in for a meeting today but because I took too many pills (they are perscribed to me) last night I stayed home and passed out. I'm so fucking lazy.

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Originally Posted by bedake

*I go for walks at 3 am, sometimes hoping ill get robbed

I drink milk from the bottle

i took a leak on the door handles of someones car once, it was an SUV i hate those

i feel awkward talking to most of my friends parents, and older people in general, I feel like they always think im the one who gets their kids in trouble

*i think sex is overrated

i play video games for long periods of time without moving from the seat, it gives me headaches and makes my eyes more bloodshot than if i smoked pot

I think something or someone was covered up on 9/11

I go to college, but i dont try even 15% as hard as i could, i spend about 1 hour a week studying, mabye 5 actually doing work

if i could i would severely hurt every racist, homophobe and sexist person\

i dont like hats very much

I hate emo kids and scenesters, i think they are full of themselves douchebags but i must admit, i think the girls are kinda cute

at my old house, when my cat used to throw up or hairball in my room, i didnt care enough to clean it up ( i lived in a basement with concrete floors)

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*except for these I 100% agree dude

"I just left in the middle of my music 251 class, im now sitting in the library while i should be taking notes on Chopin and the romantic era" What a terrible class that was, I failed the shit out of it. You would think music appreciation would come naturally to a stoner, but no it has to be the most boring shitty class there is

actually, I really like touques, so I guess we don't agree on the hat thing

I REALLY LIKE HATS :pimp: HATS OFF TOO ROY HARPER :thumbsup:

somebody owed me 20 bucks so i slashed all 4 of their tires, and another 4 of a snitch

I got mad at my cat this morning, so I threw a frozen pound of ground beef at the wall and put a hole in it. :o I'm not kidding either. Frozen beef is like a cannon ball. You want to fuck someone up, use a pound of frozen ground beef. :p

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I got mad at my cat this morning, so I threw a frozen pound of ground beef at the wall and put a hole in it. :o I'm not kidding either. Frozen beef is like a cannon ball. You want to fuck someone up, use a pound of frozen ground beef. :p

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Now i've got a mental picture of muggers going about armed with beef

LMFAO

as for confessions i'll leave them for me deathbed

I find it hard to motivate myself to work, every evening I set my alarm and tell myself I'll go to every lecture and do all the work required for my course. Every morning I wake up and do nothing all day.

I tell everyone else I'm doing fine but in reality I'm not even sure I'm doing enough to scrape through my course even though I find alot of what I do bother to do easy.

I'm starting to get a little scared that'll I'll fail and let mainly my parents down after they've funded me to go to University, and alot of the time I hate how I can let myself repeatidly do this.

Zephyrinne and BabyFaced, you are my Arian sisters!!!

April 8th.

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Originally Posted by thebathroom

today at work, we had a carton of milk with the clumps in it so i hid it in the back of one of the fridges. I waited until a scenster came in (we get anywhere from 2 - 8 on any given day) and when he ordered a vanilla latte extra foam i used the clumpy milk. do i feel bad? sort of:upsidedow

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I smell criminally negligent homicide.

I like the word terrorism

I used to make bombs and molotv cocktails with myfriends when we lived out in the country, not for violence at all, we were just bored and like to blow things up, did you know something as simple as a balloon filled with acetylene can blow a bucket like a 100 feet in the air? it makes a narley fireball too, sounds like a cannon shot. It was all on private land so i think it was legal hehe.

i dont like people that give up hope to easily

I once shot a kid in the hand with a potato gun. I broke it in 2 places. I didn't do it on purpose, but it still makes me smile. :)

i got shot by a mate with an air reifle when i was 13 he thought it was funny too
i didnt

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Originally Posted by drinksmokesleep

i got shot by a mate with an air reifle when i was 13 he thought it was funny too
i didnt

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Yeah, but it was accident, and it was done by a potato gun. I was 13, tell me someone getting shot with a potato isn't funny.

I shot my brother in the balls with a paintball gun, i found it hilarious, it was an accident but pretty funny

sometimes I get really mad at my ex boyfriend.
I dont know why.

I have done nothing at all today cept smoke some weed and make nachos. But I don't feel bad about it. I got lots of thinking done.

i use my schools t3 connection to research drugs and download video games and music with my laptop, i can get into serious trouble for it, but the schools wireless is so unsecure they are basically asking for it

I went to school and didn't learn anything.