Why didn't you tell the judge that?Quote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
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Why didn't you tell the judge that?Quote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
I wasn't aware I could pick and choose my punishment.Quote:
Originally Posted by iamapatient
Generally, you can't actually "choose your punishment" but sometimes you can request options (like weekends, work release, house arrest, probation, diversion, traffic school, etc) so if you tell the judge you refuse to comply with the conditions of probation and prefer jail instead, I'm sure they'd be happy to comply with your request. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
I am complying with the conditions of probation. Thanks for the advice though. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by iamapatient
Oh, I thought you said you were drinking and usually part or the terms of probation include not drinking or breaking other laws like running away from your probation. Maybe, it seems, probation has it's advantages after all?
I never ran away from my probation. And you got me there, I do drink. Good thing alcohol leaves your system in 6-24 hours, right?
Yeah, so the thing about complying is a lie too. I never said you ran away but your thread was asking about it. While you might be safe from scheduled tests, you were dumb enough to get caught with the pipe that eventually got you put ON probation, what makes you think you're smart enough to avoid getting caught again in the future with booze? Remember, jail is full of people that thought they'd never get caught.
So much for my luck...I knew it was too good to be true. ;)
If it were a lie I wouldn't have admitted to drinking, would I? Obviously I forgot. And I don't think I'll be getting caught drinking any time soon, I don't drink and drive and don't exactly walk around with a bottle of vodka.
If you hate talking to me so much, you could just, you know, not come into these threads, couldn't you? :confused:
No kid, you said, in the other thread, "With luck this will be my last post in this thread directed towards you." I had just hoped you meant any thread. When I'm done with you I'd just put you on ignore and *poof* you'd no longer exist but I wont hide in one thread while whining in another. If YOU hate talking to me in other threads you can stop posting too. :D
I don't know why you'd think I meant in any thread when I specifically said 'last post in this thread'...maybe your eyesight is failing :confused:
I don't hate talking to you, you were the one who started with the hostility and douchebag attitude. People like you make me laugh, so it's no skin off my back. You can put me on your little 'ignore list' though maybe that would make you feel powerful, clearly that's what you're lacking. :D
i notice you fail to answer my question about your history. Argue all you want.. You're wrong and ignorant. Talk to me when you've been though the shit i've seen.
I notice you're a scumbag liar. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Earthy Dank
Well most people who would "be done" with somebody in their *own* thread wouldn't have anything to say in other people's theads either unless you're just a little bitch and using that to run and hide. Maybe if you pulled your head out? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
Right...you're just hiding in your other thread and trolling in this one, I understand. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
You're not complicated kid. Are you going to become my new "personal stalker"? :D
Obviously I was done with you in that thread, because you were regurgitating the same tired old "argument" over and over only with new half-assed "insults" and just being a general prick. I said everything I wanted to say. Multiple times, actually, and evidentally it still didn't get through to you. Maybe you're just going senile :D Or maybe you're farther down that path than we think?Quote:
Originally Posted by iamapatient
God you are thick. You would think someone whos as old and, as you so enjoy to point out, qualified, as you would be able to pick up on something I've said MULTIPLE times. As for your cute little stalker comment...I'm sure that's what you want, isn't it? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by iamapatient
Actually what you said was "I'm done. With luck this will be my last post in this thread directed towards you." So you never said you weren't done in other threads, you just said with luck you wouldn't be replying in that one either. It's not a stretch to hope that you'd "be done" in all of them. Like I said, you're just a fuck up troll. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
Oh yeah, my mistake, I forgot you know me personally so you are the best judge about whether I am a "fuck up" or not. :D
Do you even know what 'troll' means old man? :confused:
(I'll try to let it slide since you're basically incompetant, but anyone with half a brain would comprehend the fact that since I said I was done replying to you in that thread, that obviously means I was done in THAT THREAD.) :)
iamapatient, you makin things very tense. i think you should leave.
"Do you even know what 'troll' means old man?"
You think I need a 16 year old fuck up to explain ANYTHING to me? "I'm done." means done, pull your head out liar. :D
"i think you should leave."
HAHAHAHA, I think you're an idiot.
you got a lot of hate for someone who smokes weed man! you must be 40 year old vigin with all that built up anxiety, go beat one off and come back when your in a better mood.
You keep throwing the word 'liar' around even though no one's really lying about anything and you obviously don't know what the hell your talking about, it's ok man old age will do that to you. Now hurry down to your local Country Kitchen Buffet before the early bird dinner's over!Quote:
Originally Posted by iamapatient
No one cares what you think :D
Facts are facts, kid. You said, "I'm done." but you lied. ;)
I see you ARE going to stalk me so good luck. :D
I said 'I'm done in this thread'. For what, the fifth time now? Senility really isn't a joke. :D
You're right. I just can't get enough of your wit. I'm now your official stalker. Does that make ya feel good :D
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Originally Posted by AcidFreak
One of you is lying, I suspect it's the fuck up stalker-troll. You're not very good at this, no wonder you got caught. So much for that high IQ that you dreamed you had. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
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Your obsession with me aside, I'm not interested and you're a fuck up. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
(too funny...)
Hurray for selective omission!
(The VERY NEXT SENTENCE)
Does it really get much more clear than that?Quote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
You were the one who kept coming into my thread to offer your thoughts no more than 10-15 minutes after each one of my replies. Who's the stalker? :D:D
You're right. Too funny!
Let me see if I got this straight. Now you're bitching about selective omission but *you* just want to leave out the part where you actually *said* "I'm done." now? Seriously, you're bad at this. I've bitch slapped you and your fuck up buddies around almost 1/2 a dozen pages in 2 threads while having a decent conversion with Hooked on Chronics (who started this thread) that you're trolling. Meanwhile, back on the short yellow bus, you claim you're only "done" in the thread that YOU started. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
Fuck up. :D
I'm sitting here waiting in the SF county jail
I'm hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesnt even pay my bail
I'm coming down on vacation
Gonna leave on probation
Gonna send all my money through the mail
now i'm sitting here waiting in the SF county jail
One phone call
To Tylenol
Four cold gray walls closing in
If i ever do get out on the highway again
I aint ever going back to SF county
Nope.
It all started when i had a little trouble with a guy on the highway crew
That lying son-of-a-gun told'em i did some things that i didnt do
They came running for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail
Now i'm sitting here waiting in the SF county jail:dance: :dance: :dance:
dai*ma :D
I got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest
It's what the guys in here call the SF county lie detector test
Well i did my best but as you might of guessed its a tough test not to fail
Now i'm sitting here waiting in the SF county jail:dance: :dance:
dai*ma :stoned:
Both of you give it a rest. If you want to bicker, do it elsewhere.
iamapatient: stop provoking him.
I'm just replying to his posts. When I came to this thread I was talking to somebody else until my stalker-troll started here too. It's not my fault he's a fuck up. :D
However it is your fault you are a complete and total dumb ass. This is what, the fifth time now? I SAID I AM DONE IN THAT GOD DAMN THREAD. Even holding you by the hand, quoting the next sentence, bolding it, size 3, and UNDERLINING it for you, you still seem not to see it.
Are you like mentally retarded or something? :D
EDIT: I actually posted in this thread before you did...so...you know...you're wrong. :)
Dumb ass.
How is that? I'm a liar for telling the truth? sounds a bit ironic to meQuote:
Originally Posted by iamapatient
"by-the-way clintonque isn't a word. one of those "reality-words" I guess."
So let's review...you attacked me and failed, over and over, and now you're reduced to attacking "words" on the internet, is that all you have? That's pretty pathetic, kid. A whole post dedicated to correcting a word, to weakly try and attack me. Finally, This thread isn't even about me kid, it's about probation and attacking me doesn't make you less wrong. If all you can do is attack spelling/grammar/punctuation/etc on web forums, you should pull your head out, you're a worthless sack of shit. Oh, in case you missed it, I often typo "teh" too. No you're just stupid and a severe hypocrit. You claim i am attacking you when i come across a bogus word. But really you know you're wrong and out of desparation are posting this bull. If you are a "grandpa" you should be asshamed of yourself. You act like a punk more so than any teenagers i've met either online or in person. I sense some serious denial and you need to work it out patient. You truly are a patient... or should be
You saying something doesn't make it so, fuck up. I already proved you're a liar. While you posted here first I still wasn't talking to you so my point still stands. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
You lied when you said, "This is a forum for cannabis not idiots like you to run their mouth. I'm done with you. Enjoy your ignorance. I've heard its quite blissful. Get over yourself" didn't you? You're really not "done" are you? That why I said, "HAHAHA....so you're not going to troll me in other threads anymore either? Promise? I think you're lying. I love it when delusional little myrmidons are reduced to calling me a cop (in another thread) and then finally runs and hides. I am truely blessed." I knew you're a piece of shit liar like your fuck up buddy above. Retards of a feather... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Earthy Dank
(too easy...)
So, just for kicks, let's review again...
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Originally Posted by AcidFreak
Whole, complete sentences. You shouldn't let your fuck up mouths write checks that your punk asses can't cash. Either you two mental midgets are "done," like you claimed, and I'll never hear from you again or you're the fuck up liars that I know you are, you choose but either way I win. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Earthy Dank
Hahahaha :D:D:D I don't know if you're actually for real or if you're just fucking with me...
For, like, the sixth time now? I was talking. About. That. Particular. Thread. I'll even make it impossible for you NOT to see...(again) :D
This was literally the VERY NEXT SENTENCE after the one you keep clinging to and attacking me with.Quote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
Hopefully you'll have the common sense to realize you're wrong but I'm probably just dreaming. :D:D
You fucking idiot, just because you lie six times doesn't change anything! It makes no difference what the next sentence was. Let's break down simple english for the fuck ups:
"Whatever."
Implies apathy, but clearly you care a lot. :D
I've reached the conclusion that you are either a troll (if you're not aware of the definition of the term 'troll' tell me), and if so you are a damn good one 'cause you royally pissed me off.
Either that or you're just a plain, flat-out asshole."
Indicates that the fuck up liar jumped to retarded conclusions.
"Either way, you're so bent on being a prick and making your self-satisfying little comments, it's not helping anything, so whatever."
Indicates that no matter which option you delusionally pick you've made your decision and again you desperately try to *imply* apathy.
"I'm done."
Indicates that you're done. Notice that it doesn't say you were done in just one thread (like you lied and claimed) it says you're done. Period. Of course now we all know you're a liar but we're not done.
"With luck this will be my last post in this thread directed towards you."
A seperate statement indicating that, with luck, you'll not be repliting in that thread either. You'll also notice that this does NOT say but I'll see you other threads it only mentions the other thread.
"Anyone else, sorry you had to see this."
This is your attempt to suck up to the rest and apologize for you being a fuck up.
So, in review (again) You tried to sound like you didn't care, you insulted me and said you were done. That you try, now, to wiggle out of it like the spineless worm you are proves that you're a fuck up....and a liar :D
To easily prove you're a liar:
You never said that though. Now, are you ready to admit you ALSO lied when you CLAIM you said "I'm done in this thread" when you really said "I'm done." Yeah, that's what I thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak
Fuck up. :D
More hand holding for the toddler that can't read :D
http://boards.cannabis.com/showpost....8&postcount=33
Fourth line, sentence right before the last one. Same sentence I've quoted no less than six times before. Basically disproving everything you've said.
Damn it feels good to be right :D
Dickhead. :p
You're not too bright for an inbred piece of shit. What did you think I was quoting? You do understand that you just linked what I quoted above you and explained to you, right? I wonder how many times I can get you to go over you lies? :rolleyes:
Fuck up. :D
Do you just sit here repeatedly hitting the 'refresh' button until you see my reply?
You must really like me. :D
EDIT: And for the record you said nothing about the same quote I've pointed out to you plainly like 7 times now. Douche. :D
Liar: http://boards.cannabis.com/showpost....1&postcount=63 :DQuote:
Originally Posted by AcidFreak