haha.. the lady looked at u like u were retarded..
"wait.. a double means i get two?"
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haha.. the lady looked at u like u were retarded..
"wait.. a double means i get two?"
i once tried to roll a joint with computer paper lol
once i accidentally swallowed a bunch of smoke and ended up burping it all out in a wendy's...
me and my friend used to drive like 20 miles out of town, then up dirt roads, then we would get out of the car, and walk like 1/2 a mile to safely smoke.
lmao
things i did when i was a noob? im a noob now :(
prob just smoking and trying to order food at micky D's alwyas seem to have a communication error there...course im not a noob and that still happens i just end up driving to the window
You guys have gotta hear this one.... ok so it was my first time and i had a nice sized bud of purple haze... me n a buddy went to the top of my garage and smoke 4 bowls out of a aluminum foil pipe.. afterwards we decided to ride our bikes up to his house. I live on a kinda busy street and he rode straight down my driveway without stoping and right into the street. A fuckin neon slams the brakes and nails his ass..HAHA it was some funny shit. the whole time I was yelling for him to stop. The guy got out of the car and was all freaked out and shit.. my buddy was like im fine im fine. so we rode up to his house and his rim on the bike was bent to hell...... OH funny times
hahahah my friend smoked computer paper wrapped up and taped together with nothing inside a couple years ago.
Once I was with my friend and we decided to stop halfway through a bowl, so he poured water on it. Dumbass.
I got so baked i forgot to wear a condom, now i've got a kid :(
probably just coughing into a pipe and blowing out a couple nugs. It wasn't too bad though because it was my bud.
The first time I got high, i was at a party wit friends, i took sum hits of some flame ass shit and i laughed at everything...I was all spacy and twitchy...One of my friends said her hampster died and i just started laughing...I couldnt help it...it sounded soo funny, then i thought the doorbell rang so i went to the door to answer it...and this pizza guy came to deliver the pizza and my friend told me to get it..Well i opened the door took the pizza, shut the door and walked back..the pizza guy started banging on the door and yellin, coz i forgot to pay him...so he came in a smoked wit us...I couldnt stop laughin..Afterwards i got the munchies real bad and i went upstairs and had sum alphabet cereal, and was spelling out words and shit..It was soo cool. My mom had no clue.
Can't beat agood can pipe when times r hard! :D
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Originally Posted by Vismund Cygnus
My best moments were when i was in 5th grade and i thought weed was weeds, like the stuff that grows on the side of a creek. I rolled a 11x8.5 loose leaf piece of paper with like footlong rivergrass and lite it up with 3 friends i fell on my ass it was so harsh lol.
hahah ... of one the funniest yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokin EnDo
the first time me and my freind smoked weed we each got an eighth of some decient shit and i way overpaid i now realize but i got a bowl too so wateva, but we had little fold up chairs and brought them back to his woods in the middle of winter. we got to our spot we picked to smoke safely (haha) so we pulled out our weed and packed a TIGHT ass bowl.... after our 3rd bowl (you have to understand that i thought you had to smoke all of the weed you get to get high) i started to get paranoid and thought i had frostbite so somehow i managed to get some dry sticks and branches and eventually started a fire.. after that we felt alot safer and sat there for like an hour doing nothing then im like "im hungry and the fire is going to go out and we are going to die" so he said the only way we could go back now is if we left the weed in the woods cause his mom would check us.. so im like fuck that!! and i came up with the brilliant plan to smoke ALL OF OUR WEED. after wat seemed like 23423423 bowls things started to turn 2d like a cartoon and i started freeking out saying we need to get back to the house now!! so we finished up and took our journey back to the house and walked in... right about now i was so high i thought i could totaly act normal... so we open his door and his mom is like "is it cold outside?" and i just said " i cant feel me" and had the hardest geeking session of my intire life right infront of his mom
sorry that was so long
i was @ a party when i was like 16 and the people hosting did a roundup of everyone who wanted to smoke, so we all headed into the bathroom. This girl was a good friend of mine @ the time and she told me to start the joint off, so what do i do? i burn off the filter instead of the excess paper on the tip.
... not my proudest moment, haha
hahaha these stories r nothign do u wanna here my baby..aight..so im wiht my brother ok he pulls out a bong right so he hands it to me after he packs it and hits it right so im like shit i have no idea wtf to do and btw im drunk.. so he gives it to me i light it and get all the smoke in the bong and then i fucking chugged down the bong water.....ooo believe it.. almost fuckin died that night and iw as in 7th grade so get of my ass
The second time i got high i used a bong I made out of a powerade bottle and some tin foil. I went out to a dry river like a mile from home with a friend and He had like an ounce. We just kept hitting and i didnt realize i was getting high but we ended up smoking almost all of it. and I was pissed because I thought i wasnt getting high. Then i stood up. I felt like i just got like insta-blazed. We started walking and i thought we were like halfway. Then i looked back and had only walked like 15 feet! haha I went home and my mom was all like. "Hey are you feelin okay?" cuz i guess i was walking very slowly and kinda wobblin.
I had a friend with a plant when I started smoking and he gave me a big bag of sugar leaf. I didn't know how to roll or have a pipe, but I had a paper cone from a candy cane making kit. I just filled it up and smoked down on it.
Most painful thing I've ever done when smoking
pop cans..back before I knew how the fuck to get a pipe and roll and joint
I seriosuly called resin residue when I started smoking haha
Hm... i don't consider myself experienced, but i don't consider myself a newbie... anyways:
My sister was a HUGE pothead, and when i was in third grade, i found her stash... probably about 5-7 ounces. I thought she smoked all of that in one sitting. So... when i first smoked (13), i heard weed was expensive. I brought all my money (200 bucks) and asked for whatever he could get.
I smoked the first half ounce (i'm guessing, it took us about 30 minutes and a lot of coughing) with my friend, and then said "We have a long way to go to get high!"
Yeah. Not one of my proudest moments.
~ Kuroi ~
The first time i got high i was 15 and my friend was over. We smoked a few cigarettes and threw them in the toilet. Then we got really really high. We finished my birthday cake. And forgot to flush the toilet. My dad had to use that bathroom in the morning and he found them. Needless to say my parents were pretty upset. And i felt bad too.
i forgot i was drinking water one time at mcdonalds and let it fall on to my lap, then later i felt my wet pants and had to ask my friend if i pissed myself. he laughed his ass off while i was freaking out
when i first started smoking i smoked like eight bowls and didnt get high until i noticed i had to put my finger over the carb
by the way..this thread is pretty funny
"why are you laughing? CUZ YOUR LAUGHIN!!!!" yaa... not that stupid but fun shit
these arent me but one friend is in michigan and the other doesnt smoke/have a membership here
my friend whos in michigan right now and i were at a concert and we were buyin weed and we had $5 each and the guys like alright ill give you a dime (WAY more than a dime btw) and my friends like, so how much is that? we both just looked at him for a lil bit and im like 10 bucks.. (hes wasnt even a newbie so idk)
once me and my above friend were smokin and my other friend watched and we smoked like an 8th really fast and we got real baked and we were laughin at stupid ass shit and my friends like why u laughin and we said we were stoned and hes like you didnt even smoke enough
When I was i n00b I left my herb on my bed and I forgot it was there.. and my Dad saw it.
That was so bad my dad got so angry he was saying that it'll make me result to robbing people and he was trying to make me tell him who my dealer was.
Did he want me to be killed?!
the dumbest shit i did was probably just walking past these two guys smoking some serious homegrown shit, which I wasn't used to and nearly fainting :D then not shaking his hand because I was paranoid and he kept talking about shaking peoples hands and no one would:wtf: then it would have to be smoking a blunt in my room and not expecting it to smell the next day because the small ass window was open.... opening my closet at night and my neighbours seeing the plants in the reflection in the window ( they laughed)
Dumbest thing my stupid friend did was getting all these whiteys :D loads and puking :wtf: this one time we were outside and just as he's about to get one of his stupid whiteys I think 8 girls were walking by so we had to run :D lol across a park and him throwing up while running :( and all we could hear was the girls laughing and saying ' he's throwing up ' :(:D
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Lol, Like my first time gettin' blown, and you all know that you can't really tell when you're high the 1st time ya know?
Well anyways, the first time I got blown I was at one of my friend's houses.. (being my half-cousin) and my best friend too. After about... 3-4 bowls? I laid on his bed and said, "Jeff (Cousin) is it normal that when you smoke weed that it feels like you have testicles your mouth?" It was hilarious.
Then like the second time I got high we used a bong with some Mountain Dew, it was kick-ass, but anyway, I got blazed like all hell and the first thing I did was laugh during my hit on it and fuckin' blew the Dew out the carb.
Then the next morning we had a bowl like.. first thing and I did a fuckin' power-hit and I cashed it all in my mouth.
Lmao, I even had my cousin walk me through how to hit it right and show me the best types of weed on here.
lol, these are great. When I first started, I was always paranoid that it would be laced, since I never had my own dealer back then, I'd just give my experienced friends money and have them get it for me. I'd ALWAYS be like "It's not laced is it?" whenever they'd give it to me, and they'd start to get annoyed, because it never ended up being laced, lol.
hahaha I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Faultydesign
No offense, trust me, I've done some dumb things.
I'm still somewhat of a noob because I started smoking only like a couple months ago. But my noob actions consist of me buying shit weed for crazy amounts of money and getting my ass ripped off to the extreme.
I think the funniest thing that has ever happened was a few weeks ago. I was at this party and me and my friend went outside to light up....some sophmore came up to us and was like asked if he could join. And we were like w/e, so he takes it and asked, "Yea...so how do I smoke it?" I was blazed at that point, I think was laughing for like 30 minutes.
i knew nothing about weed when i 1st smoked. i smoked alone. i smoke a whole nug in paper from a book and worse was i did it inside. i was dumb as hell
i remember i use to be so paranoid, i mean on my walk home i would fucking grab hell of leaves from bushes and shit and just rub them on my clothes to cover up the weed smell to smell like outside.
i never like smoked out of anything stupid, but i would always forget about the carb, i first didnt know how to hit a bong and i didnt pull just lit the weed and chilled..thats all i cant hink of
When I got my very first deal I was expecting mong bar but the guy gave me bud. I got home, opened it and started trying to light and crumble bud because I was sure it was hash :P wasted about half of my weed :S
i once got really stoned and went to this party and after a while i decided to leave, i didnt drive because i got a ride with a buddy, so i decided to try and find my way home by walking, not a great i dead i ended up walking in about the mile long circle 3 times past the house i just left, i left the party at 1130 and got home at 145, i love grass
first time i got high
liek i had smoked outta sum tin-foil bowls but i wasnt too high
but the 3rd time we hadda glass piece and i dint kno wtf a carb was i was liek wtf i hit it with that carb and i got high as hell
ii rember chillin on my freinds couch and laughin at him and he threw some lil ass liek action figure thing at me
and i was liek wtf did u juss throw somethin at me?
and then we argued for a while cause he forgot he threw it at me