Weird pussy?

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Originally Posted by wannagethigh

I'll keep it short. I had been hanging out with this girl for only a week until someone told me she wanted me. We started hooking up for two days, and both of us wanted more. ON new years I decided to go down on her after hu with her, feeling her boobs, and rubbing her pussy over the pants for 45 mins. When I went down there I noticed this white stuff in the crease where the leg and pussy connect? I decided to eat her out anyway because I assumed it was her dry juices from feeling her earlier. I then stole her underwear (gstring) and brought it home. As I took it out of my pocket I took a look and the part that touches her clitoral area was white on the underwear too. Could this girl have some sort of problem? I talked to people that have known her for years and they swear she doesn't get around. As I look back on it i'm curious/scared to know what or if she has a problem with her puss. Any speculations to what this is. When I went down on her she was already very very wet.

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Sorry! I should have told you I just left a deposit!!!!!

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Originally Posted by tootsie roll

Would you believe I once had a guy that asked me what his dick tasted like? I was surprised, looked up and he's like ...does it taste like vanilla...so I'm all uh yea thats what it is....vanilla.

Rothlmao!

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probably because he fucked some other chick that day and wanted to see if you could taste the tuna

lol thats mean. too bad i would cry, and girls do have a conciense (sp) im sure that she would have told you if something was going on down there, i mean no girl that i know of would put someone through that torture, so yeah, i wouldnt go as far as to return the underwear, thats a little rude. so if i were you and you dont want them then throw them away, dont give them back, and i would just ask her if you guys start getting hot and heavy again. To me it sounds pretty normal, i mean if she was really smelling bad then i would ask her if she has been tested, just in case. so you wont get hurt or anything, make sure you have no std's if you she is not something you want to pursure tho, and it was just a bootycall let her know though, i got the wrong idea one time, and it sucked. so yeah if it was a one time thing and you havent developed any signs of like mouth herpes or anything i wouldnt bring it up, its prolly just her normal discharge, oh and another thing, she still could have been clean i read in an earlier post that some scented soaps will do that to you, true story, i cant use scented soap bars, idk what it is, but its gross. yick. it makes me smell horrible, but then again i can use just water or like a body wash and im fine. so idk, maybe she hasnt got the hang of that yet. it took me a little bit to catch on to that was what was doing it.

It's the mung...
Don't eat it if it looks like green jello and smells like a mongoose!

An inverted vagina is a weird pussy.

if you were rubbing her for that long with her pants on then it was probably just natural lubrication that had dried. nothing to worry about man.

it was gravy for your bisquits

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Originally Posted by FreeCannabis.com

maybe shes a messy eater ? could be mayo ?

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hahahahaha!!!

that is the funniest fucking thing ever

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

I doubt your dick tastes like chocolate.

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mine does :pimp:

later

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Originally Posted by crystal clear pepsi

it was gravy for your bisquits

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BISCUTS & GRAVY ........ Her own Reciepe :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by pikes peak 69

It was probably dried cum from the kast guy she fucked. And you ate it.

j/k dude. Why don't you ask her?

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lmao....if it was a yeast infection, I have no idea why she'd let you eat her out. Was she a heavy (weight) girl? Fat girls who don't keep clean can get gross down there and it was probably natural discharge on her underwear. If she had a yeast infection she would have smelled really foul down there. eeek! Just be careful you don't spread any rumors about her b/c she may have nothing wrong w/ her.

Sounds like you got the fully loaded cottage cheese beaver !!!

lol cant beleive u just told the whole cannabis board how you ate some guys last deposit from her yeast infected vagina shame on you. rofl nice score dude!..

keep'smokin :rasta:

tell her to eat some yogurt, it has good bactiria that keeps girls from getting yeast infections.

ewwww... All this talk about white stuff around people's pussy's and infections and shit is makin me feel sick :( I don't even think i could lick out a pussy while it stinks of fish. That kind of thing would proberly make me hurl... i hate fish...

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Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd

ewwww... All this talk about white stuff around people's pussy's and infections and shit is makin me feel sick :( I don't even think i could lick out a pussy while it stinks of fish. That kind of thing would proberly make me hurl... i hate fish...

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Fish?..Who'z talking about fish...:confused:

Never mind if it was a yeast infection or not. Did you like it? THats all that matters.

hey homie....was it salty?....maybe it was all the sweet from her butt crack and you liked it .......lol j/k

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

completely normal, its just the daily secretion. women secreet about a teaspoon of fluid daily, its natures way of cleansing itself of any bacteria that may have gotton into the vagina. nothing to worry about. you jus never hear about this because its embarrassing for the ladies to talk about. 100% normal and a sign that her body is in healthy working order. and the stuff between her outer labia: the same thing, just mostly sweat and dead skin cells. like a dude that is uncut gets buildup in the foreskin. its just worse for women because we wear tight, resticting clothing that doesnt help to let the vagina breathe-so nature helps out and keeps bacteria from hiding in dark places by flushing it out. ITS NORMAL. sometimes its thick and milky, sometimes its thin and watery:it depends on the woman.

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Ooo.. it's like a dog with a wet nose!! that means it's a healthy pussy!!! :dance: