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Certified P.I.M.P :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush
you're a whore?
Sorry, I'll have to disagree with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3rdEyeVision
How would you like it if some rat stole your weed? Or something that you couldn't replace like a watch that's been passed down over generations?
It's not cool to steal.
Plus you can get busted so easily for that shit, and it's on your record for like 7 years. Try finding a decent job then.
The best way to eat money (imho) is just get a bullshit job like everyone else, you go to work, come home, have a beer, toke a bowl, whatever, go back the next day.
There's no easy way. If you want someone telling you it's easy, read "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" and you'll have a nice little book that blows smoke up your ass and make you feel good about it.
best way to make money:
buy some weed, sell some weed
Amen to that, trust me, it worksQuote:
Originally Posted by mellow mood
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Originally Posted by roj
best way to EAT money hmm? Sounds great. Let me get my knife and fork.
just sell your sperm and blood
Can you sell sperm in Canada? I'd be good at that job :D
A pint of your blood can fetch you fifty bucks. A shot of cum, three hundred.
Really? Dirty freeloaders here want free blood. If I'm going to save someones life, at least pay me! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
Really? Sperm donors make that much each time?! wtf?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Well when I'm 18 or whatever age you have to be, I might as well get paid to do what I do now.. I mean free money just for going somewhere other than your house for a wank, sweeet.
You can in Belgium. And I qualified :) nice to know that you're able to have kids. Plus it pays pretty good. About 60 US $.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Plus those who can should all give blood UNCONDITIONALLY!!
Damn freeloading Canadians! You, I, suck Canada! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Harvesthetic
Fuck that... I don't like the look of those needles they use to give blood, and especially an injection on the inside of your elbow.. euw, I don't even like to touch that place haha... all the veins, feels horrible lol. I'm just glad that I have a very common blood type (O-) I think, so it's cool :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Harvesthetic
You dont get paid to give blood in england. Anyone who donates blood in england does it for the KINDNESS of thier heart and to save lives. Not for money.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
You don't get paid in Belgium either. You get some candy. Plus the nice feeling that you helped someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
I don't like needles either. But I hate seeing people bleed to death.
You all know that my comments are a joke right? I hope so, cause they are! :)
I gave blood after 9-11 happened, twice! Only because there was a major shortage of it and I felt bad :( I mean, it keeps producing and producing for nothing! So hey, why not have some.
I don't know if they used it though as at that time I was under heavy medication doses for my depression and such. I hope they did though! :thumbsup:
I said nothing about getting paid for giving blood.. I know you don't, I know about it 'cause I used to go with my Mum, that's why I don't like the look of those needles lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
Yeah. That must be a great feeling knowing you've helped saved a life :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
and yeah, i fuckin hate needles. just thinking about them makes me shiver.
I don't mind needles, I wouldn't do it, purely because of where they take it from, my wrist and that part of my arm (inner elbow, where you inject heroin and shit) are places I can't stand having any pressure put on, that sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
buncha mother theresa's here.
Needles, check...rope to tye down arm, check...chloroform(sp?) to knock 3sheets out, check...the joy of torture....priceless :D J/KQuote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Ya, you think giving blood is bad, try having a needle pierce into your skin over 300times a minute for 2hrs straight. Now, that fucking hurts! In a good way though strangly enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
If I'm knocked out, it ain't much of a torture :p lol... You can do it, if you have morphine or something in the syringe.. not just air haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Whoops! Chloroform first! Then the rest that follows. I'll wait until you wake up, then let the PAIN BEGIN! MUHAHAHA.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Needle, check, empty, full of air :D
what happens if there is nothing but air in the syringe?
It gives you bubbles of air in your blood, when the air gets to your brain it kills you from lack of blood and all the co2 and shit from the air gets into your bloodstream, whereas when you breathe only the oxygen gets carried by the blood cells and all the shit gets filtered out lol... so it kills you :)Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
Well there you go, Scarlett to the rescue.
( and I believe her too )
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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Haha and we'll read about you dead found in a ditch.
I wouldn't trust Jah to the third power if my life depended on it, and it would.