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Everyone can relax BigDaddy Longfella has arrived.
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Funny names! I love them. I'm Wad Vicious. haha
they call me Buster" Fanny Buster"
*Angel Storm*
"Willy Poker"
i think he will..... ;)
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
lmfao u silly wittle bug u ;)
thats too cool :pQuote:
Originally Posted by sawleaf
They call me Kid Winters...wait...that just sounds down right small, being a kid in winter time...so I'll steel mine from Boogie Nights...
Dirk Diggler's the name and getting down right nasty is my game...lol
Cherri Fox
ronald mcfonald lmao
later
buster uterus
I see a couple ppl tried this twice, so I did it again and I am Ashlynn Jiggles this time. :rolleyes:
I'll stick with the first one, Raquel Diamond. :)
darth invadeher
just watch the mad tv episode where they did the pornstar names thing
later
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Originally Posted by dog420
lmfao!! if this is true mine would be pleasent rocket :eek:
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Originally Posted by milkman
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggest Dickus! Fwo him to the fwoor!"
"Eh, what's that, sir?"
"Fwo him to the fwoor!"
"Um ... it's about eleven!"
"FWO HIM TO THE FWOOR! And stwike him, Centwuwion! Vewy wuffwee!"
Heh. As for my pornstar name --
I always though that your pornstar name was your middle name, plus the street you grew up on. That makes me Andy Bronson -- Randy Andy Bronson, if you prefer and a nice parody of the Big Unit himself!
For our non-United Statesian readers, Randy Johnson is a baseball pitcher who's now with the (boo! hiss!) Noo Yawk Yankees, the most humiliated team of the last 86 years. (Go ahead! Ask me why!)
Because "Randy" can be interpreted as "horny," especially in UK-speak, and "Johnson" is an Americanism for the male organ, and because he's about six-feet-four-inches tall, Randy Johnson is sometimes jokingly referred to as the Big Unit.
Until now! Randy Andy Bronson, at your cervix -- er, service, I meant service, really ...!
:D
U may call me Jules Lick :p
Welll if we go by Byker's rule of pornstar names I'm "Maureen Emory"! lol
i shall be.......Ed Stone
Ron Reems haha thats funny shit.
or Tanner Throb for the random one.
DYLAN SUREWOOD....the name sticks
wiggles nose
crosses arms and blinks
and pOOFFFF
appears,
"Brutas Longshank"
for the ladies eyes only
hahaha
im captain fister
horse corpse abuser
oliver fist
if you go by what biker said i'm Thomas Chandler-Morrell
by the thingy the OP put Shawn Coxx
Mike Vellhung
Tara Cheeks
Give a big shout to......
"Allie Swallows"
Okay...who told?
No offense, but I think Cheery Cherry would be an awesome porn name tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Cheery Cherry
None taken ;). I think Dirty Cherry or Nasty Cherry or Cheeky Cherry would sound more like a porn star :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
...i wish my wife's was terri swallows LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by IrieAllie
haha
Haha, I've tried this waaaay too many times!! Anyway, I just got Busty Love, so obviously that name's way off. :p That doesn't sound porn star, that sounds more like the name of a skanky stripper in a BYOB club with a $2 cover charge....
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Originally Posted by IrieAllie
There is an actual girl at my school whose name is Nikki Swallows.....
anyway...
you can call me Vince Rambone ha!
I thought I posted this in here but apparently not.
Another funny way to make a porn name, is to take your Mother's maiden name, and the name of your first pet.
Mines fuckin hilarious but I dont want to post it because the FEDS may come get me and my 2 g's.....LOL
I've heard that in order to get your porn-star name, you take your middle name and the street you grew up on.
Mine would be Thomas Gay. Future Porn-Star.
george bush gay porn star
:D
It's funny because it doesn't make sense.