I love girls panties - my confession - I like to smell them after they've been worn (they don't always smell good, especially the crusty ones). i don't wear them though...not enough support and my schlong always falls out.
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I love girls panties - my confession - I like to smell them after they've been worn (they don't always smell good, especially the crusty ones). i don't wear them though...not enough support and my schlong always falls out.
i have a confession...i like to sit on my hand for 15 min or till its numb. then i masterbate. i call it a stranger.hahah just playin. lil jon does that. my real confession is that i dont use profilactics(condoms) during sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex.
i love ice cream, if i think about it i gotta have it. i keep tubs of lowfat sherburt in the fridge. so i'm not eating fatty icecream all the time, although i travel to the store all the time to get some.
i want to get back with my ex, i don't know if this is a guilty pleasure but i miss her and new years is coming. all my freinds will beat me for wanting to get back with her, cause she caused me so much pain before. **crying**
also i cry sometimes, and right now is one of them.......... i fucking need some weed.
i am watching sienfeld
Were you going to confess something?Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpezor
I did that the other day too, and made an ass out of myself to at least a dozen people over the course of the night. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by flamingskullballs
I'm a huge gamer.
"Ecstasy also makes your melatonin glands flow like a fucking river. Hence the name "ecstasy"."
Its seratonin not melatonin :)
i change my bedsheet probably once a month. and i had sex in my parents bed once (gross!)
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
well if you won't tell them I'll just have to....
Beachguy smokes marijuana!!!!
i lost my virginity in my parents bed
well i was 15 and my bed was a small twin sized bed, they just washed their sheets, and had pissed me off earlyer that day, what better revenge than sex juices on their bed
Huh... I never would've guessed. :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdevious
i smoke pot, and lots of it. im SO bad
oh, and i let my dog poop in the neighbors yard. the same neighbor that i watch go in and out of the shower from the side window.
i secretly kidnaped an asain girl and named her p-cubenesis. she rolls my joints for me and cooks some damn good noodles.
she's MINEQuote:
Originally Posted by dark0ne
no way, i'll share though.
i pick my nose
*gurgle* 'da-da'
i've had sex, and oral sex in a school toilet cubicle around 4 times. (once for sex and 3 bj's i think).
sick man, sickQuote:
Originally Posted by Doobie Snax
Guilty pleasures...Maybe I should find my lack of guilt relating to pleasure to be a guilty pleasure har har!
i jack off till i bust blood
Most girls say they dont masturbate but i do
I love porn.
I bought a HD a few months ago, 250 Gig, and it's already filled to the brim with all manner of pornography.
Also, I sell porn on DVDs to friends... because they're too stupid to learn how to nab it themselves.
thats what im talking about!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by lizzie on low
i also love gay porn (meaning male). i love guy-guy action like men love woman-woman action.
i promised myself i would quit drinking caffeine but one of my moms (im not sure WHO, nobody would confess) brang home two 24 packs of coke. ive had three cans already.
lol, thats suuuuuuuckssssQuote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
i just threw out all of my clothes. i took my underwear/sock drawer and dumped it into a garbage can. most of my clothes are old as hell...
i guess that means i gotta go shopping now :D
dude ive done that too. but i had to realease her last year becuas eshe was an early bloomer, she had her period at 8. well she was this mexican girl name choooobakka and she was my slave for a few years. she spoke spanish fluent understood inglesh but couldnt speak inglesh and we got a long fine. out conversations were like this:Quote:
Originally Posted by dark0ne
me:eyy woman!
her:si senor?
me:make me a damn sandwich woman!
her:si senor
me: and roll me a blunt
her:quantas gramas?
me:how much i got
her:mucho senor
me:ahhh roll a fatty
her: tu quieres q yo fasso agora?
me: naw, roll it after you make my sandwish
her:si senor
me: o yeah bring me a root beer, hold back on the beer, heavy on the root
huh: :confused:
me: im just playing with ya!
her:hahahhahaha :confused:
me:yeah so make me a turkey sandwish and get around to rolling that faaaaaatty.
her:si senor
me: if the blunt is rolled badly ill beat you!
her: :( :( :( :( :( si senor...
me:just kidding, wheres my sandwhich woman!
her:si senor! ti amo!!!
i get naked and chase the dragon with dot cotton from eastenders....
i have a confesion besides my little ex slave choobakka. sometimes i give my self a wet willy! and have a multiple orgams. its soo yummy, i call it wet will orgasms. lol :stoned:
THANK YOU! beachguy
i did some research on that drug and bought some from that site :)
I dance naked to American Hi-Fi and Weezer.
i slapped my sister in the face after she was trying to have an intoxicated arguement with me
i stabbed a guy who stole my weed ,,,, and no i didnt kill him
i need to shave my legssssss
it's been like, a week and a half.
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Originally Posted by deathbyvalley
ewww :D
lol uh i gave a bad look to someone when they weren't looking? i took out a spoon then put it back in the drawer, man that was bad. oh and i also hav e abuncha underwear, 52 pairs to be exact. man some risky confessions i must make
lol :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
Be honest: you stayed up way past midnight once, too, didn't you.Quote:
Originally Posted by TipTIP
i like to give myself a stranger. ever given yourself a stranger?
I like the Golden Girls. Shh don't tell anybody.
thank you for being a frienddddddddd.........