Probably, the week after Christmas. My Sister's in town tonight and we're celebrating Christmas tomorrow.
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Probably, the week after Christmas. My Sister's in town tonight and we're celebrating Christmas tomorrow.
yay. sushi makes me happy
Get your boyfriend to bring some over. I heard he delivers in an hour, or less. :stoned:
:p meanie
i really want some sashimi. or udon. or any random asian food.
i would be in the mafia. Or better yet i would be the don! I would run chicago with an iron fist!
this is a good thread.
I'd be deathbyvalley's stalker.
you wont be the first...Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
LMAO :D Get in line pal!Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
*on Coolio's music*
"As i stalk deathbyvalley through the shadow of death...
I take a look at the line, and see there's no-one left
so the king kong and beach guy they must be dead,
and that leaves a lot of white space on the cannabis threads..."
Okay, so I want to be the first.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
So, I'll be the first one who robs her.
robs me of what?
Murder is gay u get nothing out of it unless its for a reason
ME
Id be a bank robber or a casino robber vault robber Diamond robber
WHERE THE REAL DOH IS AT
Is that a challenge???Quote:
Originally Posted by deathbyvalley
Robs you of...
:stoned:
your dignity.Quote:
Originally Posted by deathbyvalley
Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
A serial killer/robber would be my profession~and I would be great at it! I would only kill rich people (then take their money) and people who've pissed me off!!
if u could? u can manQuote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
go ahead, kill everyone :dance:
so we have 2 serial killers in our midst. we should team up.
i would be either an arsonist or a pickpocket.
i like to steal, especially small personal things like lipstick or glasses. before i went to group therapy for this bad compulsion to steal (its not a joke, if you find yourself hanging out with people just because you think they would have cool stuff to steal, get some help.) i would go thru my coworkers purses and jackets. i was really good at it, never being cought or suspected. so i think pickpocketing is my kind of crime.
arson is one of those crimes that doesnt get as mush media attention as it used to. when i was a kid, i remember an arson attack that went thru our neighborhood, it freaked EVERYONE out. people would go out and buy security systems as soon as they heard about the arsonist torching houses and cars for the fun of it. arson is one of those things that just invokes fear. and fire is cool
fire is cool.
I would be a :pimp:
I'd be a pirate.
Like, a swashbuckling software pirate or something.
Sort of a fusion of oldschool attitude and newschool technology...
I'd take on the world plundering music and data with a cutlass and a nonchalant attitude.
Not that I know anything of being a pirate...
Raise alligators in my home.
http://sbt.bhmedia.com/laws.html
Definately a sniper :0
i'd be a world renown thief. anonymous to the law, and god to the organized crime world. ocean's eleven style, bitches...except i'd be gaspar lamarck. the lone wolf.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
i've always dreamed of living a life of organized crime.
Ron Bennett, please turn in these serial killers' IP addresses to the proper authorities, preferably the Space Patrol.
id be a viking
I think I would steal somebodys identity....Robbing banks would be fun to tho...
I'd be a Cowboy. Oh wait that's not illegal.
I'd be a MEAN ASS MOUNTAINEER who was always jumping peoples claims.
GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude! join ganj and i...we're pirates, and we're gonna take over the world. except i'm the captain, and he's my parrot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Polymirize
id like to be the guy who killed president bush junior
I thought ganj just declared his intentions to become Gaspar Lamarack the lone wolf. Or as I'll always choose to think of him, some ocean's eleven styled bitch. So sneaky and all...Quote:
Originally Posted by deathbyvalley
These are incompatible styles. I don't sneak. I'm a fuckin' pirate. I take what I want, when I want. At cannonpoint. No quarter asked or given, etcetera, etcetera...
But I've kinda already got this crew I roll with. So I can't commit to your leadership. Maybe we should just form an armada or something.
id be like tony soprano of the sopranos
OR
George Jung off of blow.
I'd call random people all day, or acquaintances' enemies, and "sell" them internet service for cheap in exchange for their credit card information. Or I'd build New Orleans relief websites and buy cars with the profit. All while spamming both illegal pornography website advertisements, and the advertisements to my relief fund, to thousands of email addresses, and selling pirated software and media I downloaded off of my pirated version of LimeWire Pro that I burnt on blank CD's I bought with stolen money.
Then I'd meet others in my profession, form a massive alliance, and form what would be known as the E.N.W.O. (Even Newer World Order), and we'd dedicate our lives to using pawns (underlings) to create massive amounts of chaos in the media using cash bribery (from the money we'd obtained by ripping millions of people off) and technological know-how.
there was this guy that rode around on a bike and punched girls in the face, no joke.
when i heard that story, i laughed for the longest time ever.
if i was a criminal, i'd be a drive by woman puncher
LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by tylerkane
hell yes!!! that would be fuckin' hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by tylerkane
id be a mother fucking TIGER, GRRRRRRRR, in the jungle, the mother fucking JUNGLE
thats not really a criminal but its close enough
grrreow
Didn't Sum 41 drive around hitting on girls, then spray them with a water gun? I always wanted to do that..Quote:
Originally Posted by emg
hah
^ not acceptable
haha
^ acceptable
i just made love with a tiger.