advice for beginners?

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

Some people I know refer to a "joint" as not literally a joint but enough weed for a joint. Perhaps that is what he meant?

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well yeh so do most people i guess, but still.
id pay no more then £3 for a joints worth if i was desperate, but normally about £2..
id say buy an eigth, pay no more then £20-25 (i think standard american eigths are $50 but i dunno) and it should weigh 3.5 grams if u gots a scale anywhere

3.5 grams standard 1/8. cost about 25-30$ depending on situatuation, strain....ect. I'm sure he could have easly searched the forums for "how to roll a joint" i think it's there aswell. i'm just making nice conversation.

I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry!

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

I think he wants you to teach him how to pee, too...

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I've been meaning to request a step-by-step guide.

P.S. wot iz dXM

Well, first things first... you need one of these.

Oh, so THAT'S what DXM is.

potty's are just plain lazy!.................could be useful when real high though! :D

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Originally Posted by highjinx

potty's are just plain lazy!.................could be useful when real high though! :D

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Well, what do you shit in? An exercise bike? How's that for energetic.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Oh, so THAT'S what DXM is.

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Personally... I'd suggest avoiding DXM at all cost, kiddies. Unless you have a cough.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

Well, what do you shit in? An exercise bike? How's that for energetic.

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well not an excersise bike but i did drop a turd while doin a 360 tailwhip! :dance: :thumbsup: :dance:

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

Personally... I'd suggest avoiding DXM at all cost, kiddies. Unless you have a cough.

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I don't avoid it. It.. lures me.. with its seductive packaging. They're carding these days, did you know that?

It sounds like a small boy is dying outside of my house.

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Originally Posted by dark0ne

ok heres an easy way to roll a joint.
1. brake up your bud, no sticks, no seeds, don't powderize it but brake the bud down.
2. 1st time i would go with easywider 1 1/2 big papers. take out one paper, look at it, notice the shiny strip that is the top of the paper.
3. fold from the bottom alittle less then half way, so that shiny strip is hanging out at the top (facing you).
4. fold the corners in on both sides a making a little boat. that shiny strip still at the top.
5. put in the bud, spread it out in the little boat evenly.
6. place it on a flat surface. roll from the bottom up, when you get to the top, lick that strip, make sure it sticks tight.

optional dollar bill trick
ok so you got your J, but it's loose. take out a bill, fold it it half, put the J in the middle, pinch the bill close and roll the bill between your thumbs and forefingers. the J will tighen up.

bite off an end, spark and enjoy.

Ps. i like helping people out, don't like it. FUCK OFF

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you roll weird.

thats a good easy way to learn, i got out of the little boat method a while ago. Now i roll dutches.

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Originally Posted by CocaCola

Questions about how to fucking smoke are not needed, please... anything else, of course you come here. It's what we are here for... to help. But there isn't to much to leearn about smoking your first time. You can be set up with a "smoking ettiquitte" guide and then you figure all the other stuff out yourself for the first time. It's not like anything bad can happen... I'm sick of seeing ooo how do I roll? You get papers and weed... and you try and wrap it up into a stick. It's not that fucking difficult to try yourself without asking for help. Asking how to make a bong or a pipe, that is completely different. Anything you do wrong, it can't be that fucking bad... so you learn from your mistakes insted of having someone from this site baby you.

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Ahhh, I see where you are coming from now.
cheers.

I just realized, I swear ALOT. ;(

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I try not to - it's rough on style, though. :rasta:

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Originally Posted by FunkyMonkey

I would recommend the exact opposite and encourage you to ask questions you have, especially when it comes to consuming shit without knowlege and experience, thats dangerous man.
This board is a unique environment in that we have such a diverse group of people of all ages, sexes, walks of life, experience,lifestyle .
So, young people are 'hanging out' with people their parents and grandparents age.
We get to have some priceless insight into the mentality of todays teens and have a chance to connect on a level not availlable in public, in person, in day to day life. Us folks with kids get an opportunity to hang out and talk candid with our kids friends, so to speak.
We get to look into your world, and at the same time you get to look into ours. We get to pass on our experience, what life has tought us and how we got our bumps and scars and our smiles.
We can only hope that when our kids are into the shit you guys are then we can have this same openness with them. If not, I know someone here will. Shit, when my youngest is of age of experimentation you younger guys could be the ones passing shit on to them.
I fuckin love it here for those reasons.
So ask on man. There are countless people with a wide array of answers based on their real experiences, good and bad.
Peace.

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man... that was touching... beautiful, if you will... ;)

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Originally Posted by brains

man... that was touching... beautiful, if you will... ;)

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hehe Ive been meaning to put that to words becuase I dont feel a lot of people here fully appreciate the invaluable opportunity we all have here.
Cheers! :dance: