I picked up some sorry-ass schwag !

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

e smoked indos, KB's all that shit. Dont tell me I havent smoked real KB's before. I've had some dark green ass KB that had some real bright brown crystals and I've had some that was bright ass green with some dark ass brown crystals. I've also had some KB that was slightly brown itslef and and some that had big sections of the bud where there was brown. And thats becuase of cross breediong and other things you can do.


How are you going to sit here and bitch at me about what I've smoked in my day!! Damn the nerve of some people....................

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it's okay heavymetal...ignorance is bliss

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Originally Posted by Omni05

man i wish i knew where i could get stable local hookups for good schwagg 50 bucks an o. I would love that!

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:D :D :D :D I get it anytime I want and it's $45 :D :D :D great weed too!! jealous huh??


LOl i'm just teasin you man ;) :smokin:

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Originally Posted by emg

it's okay heavymetal...ignorance is bliss

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whoa are ya talking about me or that dude??

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

whoa are ya talking about me or that dude??

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definitely not you...i know exactly what you're talkin about. i've had dark brown weed which put me on my ass

yeah man...thats the biggest problem...you never know if its good unless you smoke it...

i tend to smoke the cheap shit though...not the best you can get..cause up here dank bud is SPENDY...

but ive also gotten my best stone from a shwag dealer i know...it was my birthday and me and a buddy of mine bought an 1/8th...we roll a nice jay and go for a drive...and i was fucking blazed off my ass...it was like the heavy indica body fucks, with the sativa laughing at squirrels...but it wasnt a mix of the two...they were both as if it was a full indica, and a full sativa...at the same time...sadly, i smoked the rest of it the next day, and only got a buzz...didnt understand it...

no, it wasnt laced...

but yeah, that was stupid...i am done...

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Originally Posted by flamingskullballs

yeah man...thats the biggest problem...you never know if its good unless you smoke it...

i tend to smoke the cheap shit though...not the best you can get..cause up here dank bud is SPENDY...

but ive also gotten my best stone from a shwag dealer i know...it was my birthday and me and a buddy of mine bought an 1/8th...we roll a nice jay and go for a drive...and i was fucking blazed off my ass...it was like the heavy indica body fucks, with the sativa laughing at squirrels...but it wasnt a mix of the two...they were both as if it was a full indica, and a full sativa...at the same time...sadly, i smoked the rest of it the next day, and only got a buzz...didnt understand it...

no, it wasnt laced...

but yeah, that was stupid...i am done...

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hahaha, that wasn't stupid, it was funny. "indica body fucks"...

I've had weed like that before Flaming. It was wierd because one night it got me stoned off my ass and the next day I hardly caught a buzz.

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Originally Posted by JonnyIndica

Here is my bounty after a 3 day hunt. I had to travel 2hrs round trip to Wisconsin for these morsels. $160US was the price of this light OZ. These nugs are compacted, seedful, and very water deficient. The buds crumble when you touch them. Somebody tried to 'moisten' them up, as this pile of sticks has a strong smell of oranges. It makes for some of the harshest ganj I have ever smoked.

Drool, you jealous stoners !!!!

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I thought I smoked bad weed this weekend, Jesus!
You win the shittiest weed ever contest.

I get mainly indica strains.....they fuck you up. You melt away into the sofa.....

I swear I've had weed like that too!! I smoked like a joint or two whenever I got it and the the next day I didnt get as high. even on my first smoke of the day. I think it was becuase I was pumped up about getting the shit. I had been smokin off of a QP for MONTHS. lol like maybe at the most a month and a half

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Originally Posted by BlackLabelXmas

lol thanks man

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non manacured and same a few sec later manacured,but this is my special weed ,

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

mother fucker who do you think your talkin about?? Umm, just to let you know weed comes in different colors and I've had all kinds. And yes you Can get some FIRE ass shit that's brown. I didn't say I got them crumbly Mine were fuckin sticky and gooey. they had big seeds in them yea, buts that's only cause it was GROWN OUTSIDE AROUND SOME MALES. it wasn't as strong as it could have been but it was some strong shit.


Now how the hell are you going to tell me, someone who has smoked for YEARS that I dont know what gets me high as fuck or not. If I got some brown weed that got me stoned off my ass it must probaly means that it was GOOD. Big stems means it was a thick tall plant, I've seen them.

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This coming from the same person that posted:

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man, I call dank just some weed that got me extremely stoned. If thats not the definition I dont know it

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You obviously didn't know the definition of dank so how the hell can you be talking like you know what shit is. I'm not saying that brown weed can't get you high... but I am saying, that you don't know the real meaning of dank, so you can't bitch at some dude when you don't know what dank is. Hell, you said that the weed posted on this thread looked like the "dank" you got. Dank is usually always green (it can be purple, i've seen it look orange as well, and white when covered with trichomes, and I've seen blue, hell, a bunch of colors... but i've NEVER seen dank brown)... but do you really think it's fair that you bitched this guy out, when we all treated you with a bit of respect even though you don't know what dank is. Not cool. Learn what you're talking about first before you start bitchin out someone else when you don't have a clue in the first place. Not trying to be mean here, just saying, any type of weed can get you stoned, we all know that, but chances are Dank is going to get you way more stoned then schwagg... or any weed that's brown. That's just my 2 cents though...

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Originally Posted by erceg

non manacured and same a few sec later manacured,but this is my special weed ,

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Gotta say man... I admire you and your massive amounts of marijuana. Erceg... you're my growing hero :D

indica is my personal favorite....if im gunna socialize while smoking, ill want some sativa...but usually when i smoke pot i play guitar...and i recorded myself once, with my old bandmates, i was drunk and stoned, and the whole movie someone took i was watching my hand with big eyes, and it moved around...then afterwards i was all (with big raccoon eyes of amazement)"dude...my hand felt like it was melting to the hand thingy, and i didnt even know i was playing, my hand has a mind of its own"...i dont drink and smoke before band practices any more...

i quit that band...due to the fact that they didnt like me playing on dxm, cause i sounded like shit...now im doing vocals, and i do it on robotussin!!!

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Originally Posted by Bman719

This coming from the same person that posted:



You obviously didn't know the definition of dank so how the hell can you be talking like you know what shit is. I'm not saying that brown weed can't get you high... but I am saying, that you don't know the real meaning of dank, so you can't bitch at some dude when you don't know what dank is. Hell, you said that the weed posted on this thread looked like the "dank" you got. Dank is usually always green (it can be purple, i've seen it look orange as well, and white when covered with trichomes, and I've seen blue, hell, a bunch of colors... but i've NEVER seen dank brown)... but do you really think it's fair that you bitched this guy out, when we all treated you with a bit of respect even though you don't know what dank is. Not cool. Learn what you're talking about first before you start bitchin out someone else when you don't have a clue in the first place. Not trying to be mean here, just saying, any type of weed can get you stoned, we all know that, but chances are Dank is going to get you way more stoned then schwagg... or any weed that's brown. That's just my 2 cents though...

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well then since what I DO THINK means dank obviously dont so what does it mean?? I'm not being rude to you man but by what everyone I know say and how we use the word dank, it just simply means great weed. that's it plain and simple.

now of you have another def. please tell me so I wont be ignorant to this.

I was bitching the guy out because of what he said. he started bitching at me whenever I have smoked plenty to know what shit gets me high or not and what it looks like. Now a knowledgeable weed person would know that color doesn't necessarily matter when talking about if it will get you stoned or not. Now a days man people are creating weed that can actually glow in the dark, NO SHIT. I have seen it with my own eyes then smoked it and it got me high as hell. no laced feeling or nothing, just pure weed. that dont mean they couldn't have put something in there when it was growing I dont know,

By what I know I DO think I have a clue. otherwise I wouldn't bitch I would ask and get to know before I open my mouth. But in this case I guess i still didn't know, even though your one of the only that's telling me different

If I didnt know why wouldnt you at least tell me instead of you bitching too just tell me what I did wrong and I'll apoligize and correct myslef. But you see what I was talking about wasnt just about DANK but weed in general.

I'm not tryin to tell you what to do or anything but dude, come on now

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

well then since what I DO THINK means dank obviously dont so what does it mean?? I'm not being rude to you man but by what everyone I know say and how we use the word dank, it just simply means great weed. that's it plain and simple.

now of you have another def. please tell me so I wont be ignorant to this.

I was bitching the guy out because of what he said. he started bitching at me whenever I have smoked plenty to know what shit gets me high or not and what it looks like. Now a knowledgeable weed person would know that color doesn't necessarily matter when talking about if it will get you stoned or not. Now a days man people are creating weed that can actually glow in the dark, NO SHIT. I have seen it with my own eyes then smoked it and it got me high as hell. no laced feeling or nothing, just pure weed. that dont mean they couldn't have put something in there when it was growing I dont know,

By what I know I DO think I have a clue. otherwise I wouldn't bitch I would ask and get to know before I open my mouth. But in this case I guess i still didn't know, even though your one of the only that's telling me different

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Ok, hopefully you didn't get offended by my post, because that wasn't the intention. Not saying you don't know what you're talking about because I'm sure you do, I have always just gone by the levels and/or differences in the grades. To my knowledge, there are 3 levels of weed: Schwagg, Midgrade, and Dank. Schwagg has stems, big ass seeds, and is usually brown or green. A lot of the time it's brick weed imported from other countries. Schwagg usually has no crystals (though there are exceptions, as i've seen schwagg that looked almost as good as dank) and mostly a leafy, uncleaned mess. Schwagg doesn't really look like it's "buds" and it has a distinct smell and usually a non-pleasant taste. Dank are actual buds from a marijuana plant, covered in hairs (which i've seen orange hairs, purple hairs, yellow hairs, blue hairs, ect.) and covered in Crystals (Kif, or Trichomes as they're also known). For the most part, on the dank i've been around over the years, the crystals are usually White or Yellow, the bud looks fantastic and smells and tastes great. Then there's midgrade, which is basically dank with a few seeds, though is usually less potent and occasionally looks closer to schwagg then dank... but i'd say it's in the middle. Just gonna post 3 pics, Top Left one is Midgrade, Top Right Dank, Bottom one Schwagg. That's the way i've come to know weed anyway.... Schwagg being the cheapest and usually pretty shitty, midgrade being decently priced, and dank being a bit on the expensive side ($50 an 1/8 where I live). That's pretty much the way I've always known it though... I didn't refer to it as dank if it got me really stoned (though 99 percent of dank does get me really stoned) but more as the type of weed it was.

(hi)

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Originally Posted by Bman719

Ok, hopefully you didn't get offended by my post, because that wasn't the intention. Not saying you don't know what you're talking about because I'm sure you do, I have always just gone by the levels and/or differences in the grades. To my knowledge, there are 3 levels of weed: Schwag, Mid grade, and Dank. Schwag has stems, big ass seeds, and is usually brown or green. A lot of the time it's brick weed imported from other countries. Schwag usually has no crystals (though there are exceptions, as i've seen schwag that looked almost as good as dank) and mostly a leafy, uncleaned mess. Schwag doesn't really look like it's "buds" and it has a distinct smell and usually a non-pleasant taste. Dank are actual buds from a marijuana plant, covered in hairs (which i've seen orange hairs, purple hairs, yellow hairs, blue hairs, ect.) and covered in Crystals (Kif, or Trichomes as they're also known). For the most part, on the dank i've been around over the years, the crystals are usually White or Yellow, the bud looks fantastic and smells and tastes great. Then there's midgrade, which is basically dank with a few seeds, though is usually less potent and occasionally looks closer to schwag then dank... but i'd say it's in the middle. Just gonna post 3 pics, Top Left one is Midgrade, Top Right Dank, Bottom one Schwag. That's the way i've come to know weed anyway.... Schwag being the cheapest and usually pretty shitty, midgrade being decently priced, and dank being a bit on the expensive side ($50 an 1/8 where I live). That's pretty much the way I've always known it though... I didn't refer to it as dank if it got me really stoned (though 99 percent of dank does get me really stoned) but more as the type of weed it was.

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yea, dude your right about pretty much it all but schwag. LOL just becuase it's schwag doesn't mean it's shitty or is real leafy or stinky nor does it look like an uncleaned mess. Man I have never heard schwag described like that :D It can be real thick, sticky, and hard to break apart and it can also be leafy, lightly fraganced, and break aprt when you touch it.

Schwag isn't shitty just another high. when you smoke shcwag you get more of a downer high, you could describe it like that. you feel more like sitting around listening to music and just chillen. When smoking high or mid grade bud you get more of an upper high. You want to move around a little bit if not, going out and do something. schwag if not always is compressed usually into a brick because (like you said) it comes from other countries.

PEOPLE have always told me that schwag is just shitty weed and they dont know how I smoke it, I just say dude you must not know weed to well becuase some of the best I have smoked was Schwag!!
Some people though dont like the high that schwag gives you, and I can understand that.

You see we call things either high or mids. And of course we use the words Indo's and KB's and shit. But dank has always been just good weed. not meaning high grade or anything just some shit that got you STONED!!

You usually cant see the crystals on schwag so yea it aint as potent but dude I have gotten fuckin blowed on the shit time and time again!!!! :stoned: :D

lol... I don't know... Schwagg just doesn't do anything for me... the first time i was introduced to it was over a year after I started smoking pot every day... and when you smoke dank everyday and then smoke some schwagg it doesn't do much for you lol. I almost wish i had just smoked that the entire time i've been smoking reefer... it'd be a cheaper habit and it'd still fuck me up... but yeah... it's just that schwagg isn't for everyone lol.

ohh yea definitley, if you go from smokin high grades for a while to some good ole schwag then it's gonna take a little bit to get you high, like one of my friends just started to smoke schwag and he said he didnt like it too much neither when we started to make him :D you may like it you just have to open your mid lol.

But I have met just a couple case where people didnt like schwag altogether

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Originally Posted by erceg

non manacured and same a few sec later manacured,but this is my special weed ,

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Looks great man, can't wait to try it out. When I start my grow I'll keep you updated and email you some techniques I think will be pretty killer. I have some ideas and I'd like to hear what you think about them.

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Originally Posted by passit420

at least you got the green

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shit aint green..

it's still weed though and you can get high off of some kind of amount from that sack!!

Holy shit, there is way too many words to read for a cannabis.com post.

Relax babydolls, if it gets you high, who cares?

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Holy shit, there is way too many words to read for a cannabis.com post.

Relax babydolls, if it gets you high, who cares?

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Well put.

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Originally Posted by Bman719

This coming from the same person that posted:



You obviously didn't know the definition of dank so how the hell can you be talking like you know what shit is. I'm not saying that brown weed can't get you high... but I am saying, that you don't know the real meaning of dank, so you can't bitch at some dude when you don't know what dank is. Hell, you said that the weed posted on this thread looked like the "dank" you got. Dank is usually always green (it can be purple, i've seen it look orange as well, and white when covered with trichomes, and I've seen blue, hell, a bunch of colors... but i've NEVER seen dank brown)... but do you really think it's fair that you bitched this guy out, when we all treated you with a bit of respect even though you don't know what dank is. Not cool. Learn what you're talking about first before you start bitchin out someone else when you don't have a clue in the first place. Not trying to be mean here, just saying, any type of weed can get you stoned, we all know that, but chances are Dank is going to get you way more stoned then schwagg... or any weed that's brown. That's just my 2 cents though...

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thank you and yes there is no brown dank also how can i tell you about good weed when youve been smoking for years? ive been growing it and smoking it for years i know good weed when i see it and the stick cooment a good dealer pulls big sticks before he weighs it so when you figure out what dank is and smoke it then tell me about how you know wtf youre ralking about

and a good grower doesnt let males in with the crop

I've kind of gotten lost within this thread and have forgotten what the original point was...

But, you guys are quite correct about premium unmanicured bud:

It protects the trichomes during handling thus preserving the bud's potency.

A little leafage in my guy's OZ amounts to less than 1g and the benefits are priceless.

This shit is so strong that even the leaf alone is better than most mid-grades out there.

Fire up and be safe!

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Originally Posted by heavymetal101

Schwag isn't shitty just another high. when you smoke shcwag you get more of a downer high, you could describe it like that. you feel more like sitting around listening to music and just chillen. When smoking high or mid grade bud you get more of an upper high. You want to move around a little bit if not, going out and do something. schwag if not always is compressed usually into a brick because (like you said) it comes from other countries.

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Not to burst your bubble, but it seems you just described the differences between INDICA and SATIVA, not Shwag and high grade weed.

i got some bomb-ass schwiggity today! perfect, solid buds with a delightfully sour smell. best twenty-five dollars i've spent in a good while.

click on the pics to enlarge them. pretty good outdoor.

An oz of that shoud be $60 any where in the US.

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Originally Posted by BoyNamedSue

click on the pics to enlarge them. pretty good outdoor.

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no way! :p

before i grew my own the only time i seen bud was when some mate grew it back then all we got in scotlan was resin shit resin for £120 an oz now people are paying £180 an oz of poor quality bud

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Originally Posted by jahjahjahjah

An oz of that shoud be $60 any where in the US.

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For shitty dirt weed maybe... but NEVER will be for dank.

I was posting this for the guy that posted his shitty weed, he got ripped off, he paid over $100 what the hell man.

this is all i smoke

i always liked smoked ribs...