meow you fucking dyke, meow. i mean sit on my face you slave youQuote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
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meow you fucking dyke, meow. i mean sit on my face you slave youQuote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
/\ you wanna see an awesome site? www.shitcity.com .... its amazing!!! Defidentally an experience you cant miss out on!
LMFAO! you and your fav site...Quote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
any girls want to send me some pics of them in pigtails?!?!?!
he also likes to look at pics of girls who shit in their own mouth! or horses shitting in their mouth!
yes, what can i say...you turned me on that day, you purebreed you.Quote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
but seriously, PIGTAILS ladies
im not pure... i was brewed together by a mad scientist on october the 13th of 1824. It all happened in Berlin by a guy named Frankenstein. He's now you're mom.
and im your dad...small world. :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
so... you're Frankenstein?? Frankstein is my dad, and your mom... How can u be your own mom??????? NASTY U HAD SEX WITH UR DAD BEFORE U WERE BORN????? CAN I TRY?????????
you always did like experimenting in college...sure, who am i to stand in the way of a lady and her dreams...OH CONAN OBRIEN!!Quote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
don't forget Lois... shes in every movie
speaking of women...Quote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
WHERE THA FECK ARE ALL TEH PIGTAILED SEX FIENDS???????
big bird doesnt call me anymore </3
/\ he still calls me every night to wish me a happy birthday and to sing my halloween carols :dance:
thats me you imbecile!!Quote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
/\ how can u be calling me when ur off da hook? Yeah thats right. I know all about the pirates! Don't try to hide them from me anymore because i already found them twice in your closet! You sicky ricky!
i kinda have a fetish for woman in leather...
or MILFs
lol
also girls asses.
yes.
definately
that's the biggest one for me :-)
Shut the fuck up.Quote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
thank you! :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
Yooo guy, a bitch just told me to shut the fuck up! How about i fuck up the shut? Lick the inside of my ballsack nut crackaQuote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
wait arn't you the wife, you have a ballsack!!!!
I learn something everyday
now i'm being immature
lets close this topic:::
didn't work
shoooort skirttts.. my old gf liked sex in water.. never really got it but w/e if she likes it lmao
short skirts are sexy too, but schoolgirl skirt pwns allQuote:
Originally Posted by Ralz
/\ you elderly pedofile! I'll shoot pictures of cats at you!!!
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...er3/Angel2.jpg
what teh feck are you smoking girl? gimmie gimmie bitsQuote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
NAH BITS YO! DIS BE BITZ WIT A Z!
nah tits, it beh bits yo ima slap tha bits out ya foo, mafukka beh trippin like dat shit...tex mex mexican jumping bean the magical fruit colored rainbow skittles like a pokemon titsQuote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
LMAO!! that last part made me laugh like crazy... nice work :dance:
Anyways, dis nah be yo bits bah be bitz wit z n nah s yo. I bun dat bitz from outta jamaica wit iron maiden yo. N no mexican froot loops with hot cocoa sitting on santa claus with the b-boys.
b-boys? like backstreet boys? are you fucking them again?!?!? i want a divorce if so, last time i got an STD from you after those fuckers..btw bits is mine bits, i made that shit up like you make my breakfast bitsQuote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
nah i mean bitz from the b-boys aka joice. U know, that Canadian guy who was born and raised in Mongolia and Bangladash? I fucked his mom twice in the back seat of a CD player. we span like crazy the whole morning.
you cheating bastard </3Quote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
/\ i couldnt help it dawgy! Planetcheats.com was too powerful against me! I couldnt stop myself from printing off cheats and using them! I'm sowwy! :(
i said something nice too... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by GanjaASD847
/\ no you didnt... you're a big fat fucking liar thats wat u r. i hope you fucking burn in hell for this shit!
Love ya, wifey.
older men....
and nurses....
im also quite into leather and shit. Ladies in skin tight leather are a turn on for me....
ROFL... I like skinny skinny men and heavy chics. I mean, all chics are pretty, but if i'm gonna get down with a girl, i like her comforatable and soft while my men must be lean and hard.
Zomg n Zomg's wife, would u SHUT THE FUCK UP.
euro accents (german mostly) and blonde hair, blue eyes.
and GanjaASD847, you are FUcking hot.
dont be jealous just because i think she is the fucking hottest sex in the world <3Quote:
Originally Posted by zomgs wife
absolutely not but it was great seeing you again, have a nice monkey suit!Quote:
Originally Posted by KeanBean
i dont know what my deal is, i always start standing up, and kissing the girl, then i pick her up and she wraps her legs around my waist, then i lightly, slam her against the wall and go at it. i hope girls like that..
otherwise i have a thing with licking a girls navel area