i dont see why not :P its suprisingly easy to grab someones head
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i dont see why not :P its suprisingly easy to grab someones head
IMO you should just walk up to him look him right in the eys and start pounding him face in and throw in a couple of headbutts, if you end up getting chinned, grab his face with your hand and put it through a window or bottle the bastard and to finish the the prick off make him bite the curb oand stomp on the little fuckers head like in amrican history x.
I hope it all goes well mate
it may be easy to grab a head, the rest of it depends on whether or not he is actually fighting back / how strong he is/ whether he knows how to throw a punch (most people dont) lol
and just for the record, twisting the arm away from the body will open the centerline, leaving the opponent an opportunity to counter strike with the opposite hand, no matter how much pain one arm is in, the other one still functions just fine... not that it matters, you could sit here and debate possible outcomes for the rest of your life ... to reference poly again, hes exactly right you won't learn jack about fighting by reading here :P on top of that, you can theorize a million different scenarios but how you think it should happen and what actually happens are 2 different things
:P just throw me a bone :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
sorry bro, just tryin to give ya the truth :D
if your near a college look for a intramural club or something to get ya started, once you have studied in a group for a while, and got the basics and a good handful of forms down solid, you can progress (in kung fu anyway) by learning new forms from video... but having a partner is always best, and for some forms downright neccesary
kung fu and tai chi are great, but thats just my opinion, and im a bit biased :)
i want to take up muy thai, i just don't have the time
Bra, I support you 100%, me and my boy Anthony got screwed for $300 so we found out where he lived and busted in his house at 4 in the morning after they had a rolling party, we fucked their world up.
thx man
im a very predictable fighter this is what i do every time i get into it. spear him to the ground put your knees on his shoulders and got to town on his face throw in a headbutt or 2 stand up and do the stomp on his face and ribs and if you want too get on top again and repeat.
what? give me the truth? about what? lol im just looking for physical conditioning through martial arts :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mightymarijuanabuds
i should just wander around Salem looking for people to fight i'd get more experiance in that way -_-
*sigh* it'd be a lot easier if i knew someone who could (help) teach me :(
the truth, its difficult to find QUALITY instruction anywhere, esp. for free :D
if theres nothin near ya, id suggest some of the mentor's (bruce lee :D ) books
'Chinese Gung Fu: The Philosophical Art of Self-Defense'
is a must, its a short read, with good illustrations , diagrams, etc, covers most of the bare basics of kung fu
also 'The Tao of Gung Fu' and of course 'Jeet Kune Do' are also great resources, also you can buy alot of good video resources linked somwhere from shaolins.org .. but nothing comes close to real hands on instruction :twocents:
yeah... but the real hands-on instructions cost money i dont, and likely never will have...
well then start readin :) those books all have good exercises in them
look around, you never know if there is a local club or something where you can get in free or very cheap
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Originally Posted by 50BagOfGreens
Simple answer? No. Although it also seems that I'm much better at choosing my friends than you are. Live and learn man. Have the foresight to avoid situations where you get screwed over. But back to the main point, how would fighting this guy solve any of the above problems?
Oh, and if you have to fight, you should take Joy's advice and catch his punch midair, and then twist his hand off... That would be sooo cool. You'd probably make friends because of how cool you are even! So maybe I'm wrong, maybe violence IS the answer!
:thumbsup:
He's totally right SSW, martial artists move in circles in much the same manner as stoners... You can find people practicing tai chi or kendo in the park, or kung fu at a local gym. If you choose to find a good, small, local school you can get great instruction for prices that wouldn't dig too deep into your mj habit :thumbsup: . I've found most schools worth studying at want to teach, and want devoted students, so they'll work with you. If you're serious, start looking around...Quote:
Originally Posted by mightymarijuanabuds
so you know, 50bag or whoever the creator of this thread is.. you have 420 posts
i just read the entire thread. wow :rasta: .......
very cheap isnt even an option... -_-Quote:
Originally Posted by mightymarijuanabuds
and how the hell am i gonna find anything? just walk into random buildings in the streets? im too self conscious -_- lol
search online, look in local papers/ magazines .. go ask or look for flyers in local gyms / health clubs etc
i go to school for traditional chinese medicine there are lots of flyers for tai chi on my campus... but any college campus is a good place to start, at my last school, there were flyers for all kinds of free clubs, kung fu, karate, tai chi, judo, etc
lift alot of weights, and then just flail your arm around at his face
hell yeah nightprowler! lol.. but really, muscles won't do shit for you in a fight except slow you down unless you know hot to use them. really, the bottom line when it comes to fighting is that whoever is more pist is gonna win. its all about rage.. if you really want to beat the shit outta someone, regardless of their size, stature, or fighting skill, your gonna win.
yay 420 posts :)
how to win a fight...
-keep your momentum moving forward, make the asshole keep backing up
-hit hard, hit a lot
-aim for the nose, a good shot to the box and anyone will tear up and let their guard down.
most importantly, if you want to win fights, you need to be able to take hits. you might win but that doesnt mean you wont get your ass kicked in the process.
ya i took karate untill brown belt (1 away from black) and he is rightQuote:
Originally Posted by JackNoble
one time i was playing hokey and got a puck to the solar plexus and I couldnt move 4 a wile so try for that wen he is not xpecting
then after u kik his ass get high :rasta:
this is a VERY effective technique.
ok first, walk up to him and start talking shit or w/e.
then, out of nowhere, put ur hand in his face. He will then automatically put both his hands on his face to try to remove your hand from his face.
When he does that, you drill him right in the solarplexus (in the middle-front of your chest, where your ribs start to seperate. [basically, its directly in the middle of ur nippples,] when you hit him there, you WILL knock the wind out of him for at least 5-10 seconds.) when hes got the wind knocked out of him, he will be DEFENSELESS. so when he bends over trying to get breath, beat the fuck out of his face.
trust me, this WILL work. i am a amatuer boxer and i have gotten many knockouts by hitting my opponent in the solarplexus.
LOL.. i have been trying to ignore all these fighting tips, but this one is just too funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by d00d989
both hands will not automatically go anywhere, unless he is a big pansy or he has no real fighting experience
a one handed strike can be blocked by one hand before it ever reaches the face, and if he has studied any form of martial arts, a single block can easily close your centerline and become a grab, which can easily become a lock or throw, once the centerline is closed there is no chance of counter attack until it is re-opened, the chances of which are slim against a smart/experienced opponent
again, you'll never learn anything about fighting by reading a bunch of kids shit talking online... it is kinda amusing though :D
all bold text my ownQuote:
Originally Posted by d00d989
ROFL
keep ur chin glued to your chest...keep swingin!~
OK, let me get this straight...you want to kill someone because he said bad things about you...are you stupid or what? Haven't you ever heard of the sticks and stones thing? And what if you meet up with him and he whips out a piece and you aren't lucky enough to be killed on the first shot...now you get to spend the next 40 years drooling and shitting on yourself while your mom slowly dies from the inside out. He said bad things about you...boo fucking hoo. You're offended and your feelings are hurt. Newsflash...you don't have a right not to be offended!! See a shrink and grow some self esteem. The people who count will know it's nothing but bullshit. Who cares about what others think.
I agree there is a time and a place for violence...namely, self defense and if you ever do take any martial arts classes you'd better keep your "I'll kick your ass" mentality to yourself or your teacher (at least the good ones) will throw you and your ass out the door in a heartbeat and probably keep you money too.
Now assuming you manage to graduate from high school, good luck trying to maintain that attitude, hold down a job, avoid beating your wife, kids (gods forbid you should ever breed) and pets and eventually committing suicide or ending up in prison getting butt punched for the rest of your days.
In other words, stop and think before you do something stupid.
mang just use your size too your advantage. Stay in control and just throw punches untill the bitch cries, always worked for me. DO NOT kick in the nuts or in shins or anything pussy like that :P you can if your desperate but i rekon that shit is really lame lol but anyway, bye :dance:
Go for the throat. People can't fight very well if they can't breath.
excuse me, but am I the only one missing somethign here-
THIS IS A CANNABIS FORUM- NOT A FIGHTING FORUM.
Lets keep this forum stoner friendly, and peaceful :)
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by mexicanpress
SLJ to your left, john travola to your right.
I gotta agree with the others who say don't fight if you don't have to. Its just not the right way to go. I also have to agree with those who have said that you really can't learn to fight on the internet. I studied martial arts for a while, culminating in two years of full contact Muy Thai. When I first saw this post I though "Yeah, I know all kinds of stuff I can suggest" but learning it and practicing it over and over is way different from reading it once and doing it. So, I won't recommend any specific moves other than give a few general points
1. Be aggressive, as fucking scary as you can be. Being psychologically intimidating is very powerful. If the other guy thinks your some fuckin nut who's gonna kill him he'll always be on the defensive.
2. Always be on the offense until its over. None of this "I hit you, now you hit me" shit. To many fights are lost when someone delivers a good blow but then backs off and loses the momentum. Hit once then hit him again, and again, and again until its obvious that the fight is a done deal.
3. If the fight goes to the ground you want to be the chick. Whether your on top of him or he's on top of you, you want your legs wrapped around him. This will give you leverage and therefore the advantage.
Good luck
Punch to the throat could prove useful...then smoke a blunt...how's that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shai Hulud
read the whole thread before makeing accusationsQuote:
Originally Posted by bonsaiguy
was up 50 bags.fuck all the lames dog.do what you feel you gotta do.youll know.you did good by just getting down with no thoughts or hesitation.fuck it if you get whopped.as long as you fight hard youll get respect from yourself and others
I did read the thread, I don't believe I made any "accusations",
and I stand by my final point...Think before you do something stupid.
^read it again dumbass
edit: oh and thank you friendowl
i won 2 jujitsu ground fighting medals (gold and bronze) in the only 2 competitions i fought in. just sweep behind there legswith your legs while pushing there shoulder with your hand. that fucks them up if you do it hard enough