THE BIGGEST THREAD WITH ALL THE STUPIDIEST QUOTES POSSIBLE FROM CANNABIS.COM

Kraloth.......

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nah i have the reading age of an 19 yr old and im 13 and im dislexic



FUCKIN' HELL, what a numb skull!

holy hell. i forgot about this thread. it was even funnier now than the last time i read it. i couldn't stop laughing hysterically for like 5 minutes. by far the funniest shit i've read here since i joined. should be on the wall of fame. er...shame?

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you should change the boy to a monkey, and the joint to cocaine...... there a nice family story about an axe weilding monkey all wacked out on the white man.

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posted by me.

This one is great! had me going

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Originally Posted by Thehulkster321

Does anyone have a clear explanation for what a lid is?

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Originally Posted by Edgar

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did anyone try it lol?!?!?!

i saw a really funny one once..... i can find it to quote it but i can remember it

"If the average penis size is six inches and the average vagina is eight inches deep than that means theres over two miles of unused vagina in new york city alone"

I found this pretty dumb.

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Originally Posted by Annamalistic

High...I am looking for an alternative way to using dope..and wondered if anyone has ever snorted dope and got high from it?? Ive tried eating it..steaming a bud and eating it with veggies, but didnt seem to work, Im not into dope cookies, they can get quite out of control..and take too long to come on..any suggestions?

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Snorting it? Cookies take too long to come on, but steaming a bud with veggies? No, that doesn't take long at all. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Openmind559

How long does it take to hang oneself?

> Is it painful for long?

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Is it painful for long? Well, its not painful anymore once youve died...

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

I cant decide whether that bit of hash looks like a black mans (very small) penis, a dog turd or a little Christmas swiss roll.

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Lmao! You never fail to make me die in laughter

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Originally Posted by LIP

Lmao! You make me in laughter never fail to die

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I wouldn't call it stupid, but cruel.

Sorry, LIP :smokin: .

i officially love this thread. its official

lol beach guy... Now i look like a retard! I like it tho lol!

Fuck, i just took 4 hits from my 2 foot bong, filed up with ice and freezing water, and smoked a nie cigar and now im listening to trippy music. I feel great, like im on top of the world. I love this feeling. Everyone is your friend.

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Originally Posted by flamingskullballs

sad thing is i can read the first line...

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sad thing is, i can read the whole damned thing.. :eek:

edit: anyone mention nugget of nug or dick in clorox yet? :D

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Originally Posted by Tmar.aLL.DaYmar

holy god dude, why the hell was that ermitonto guy banned? his post on the second page where he made fun of that dyslexic kid is the single funniest thing ive ever read in any forum.

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he's still on the boards, under a diffrent name now.... i'm not sure why the account is banned but he said awhile back he changed his name.

I remember this one dude said his joint "turned off".Hahaha like some sorta switch.Lateralus had it in his sig.

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Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn

I remember this one dude said his joint "turned off".Hahaha like some sorta switch.Lateralus had it in his sig.

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lmao i remember that... it was something like "so i'm smoking a joint and it turned off????"

prays nobody posts anything about her, bwahahaha.....

I got quoted last weekend on my ex's book of memorable and stupid quotes.

In reference to tripping on LSD (she never tripped before):

"There is no reason to be afraid, it'll change your life forever."

This is from a guy I know, not someone on this forum, but anyway.. "I knew he was a snitch, that's why I charged him $35"

A lid Is 15 buck's Worth

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Originally Posted by sweetnhighz

prays nobody posts anything about her, bwahahaha.....

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OMG i am so on freakn on crack or somthin....wtf did i just say? instead of her put a ME.....lmao!

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Originally Posted by LIP

lol beach guy... Now i look like a retard! I like it tho lol!

Fuck, i just took 4 hits from my 2 foot bong, filed up with ice and freezing water, and smoked a nie cigar and now im listening to trippy music. I feel great, like im on top of the world. I love this feeling. Everyone is your friend.

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that feeling is alerting car thieves and murderers to your location right now. for your sake i hope you aint in the ghetto son. :D

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Originally Posted by Tmar.aLL.DaYmar

holy god dude, why the hell was that ermitonto guy banned? his post on the second page where he made fun of that dyslexic kid is the single funniest thing ive ever read in any forum.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

I believe he means can of LAGER.*

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Simple as that. Oh yeah, I FORGOT TO LAUGH.

"Smoke weed"

dunno who says that 0_o

Heres another thats just popped up on some thread about a bumblebee...

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Originally Posted by stoneberg

i wanna get a sloth stoned

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Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn

Lateralus had it in his sig.

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Yes he did. :)

Haha, I read that on your sig before and read the thread aswell.

I thought Stephielamb's thread about menthol cigarettes was funny as hell. You can find it here http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=46691

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Originally Posted by LIP

Whats this world comming to if kids cant even get shrooms or acid???

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That's one from me a while ago. I think Kush Over or someone with part of the name Kush has it in their sig :)

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Originally Posted by rastabill89

Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner? Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work?

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Haha i found this one funny

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Originally Posted by LIP

That's one from me a while ago. I think Kush Over or someone with part of the name Kush has it in their sig :)

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Mm, maybe?

Perhaps?

Could it be?

I'll have to remember that quote. I think George Washington said it, though.

"Man, what's the world coming to? I can't even get some fuckin' acid, or shrooms! Martha, get me my pipe and some weed, damnit!"

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

more :D (and if u have funyn quotes that are stupid than go ahead, in fact any funny/stupid quotes are ok lol)

just want a good laugh cmon guy search a bit... im doing all the job!

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im doing all the job! roffles!!!! im doing all the work?

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Originally Posted by ripped86

I just jacked a half ounce of catnip and I was wondering if there was any way that i could get really high off of it. PLEASE HELP

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I don't know why this pisses me off, but it does.