I'm a chronic masturbator.

I think the key is establishing your relationship with Cannabis early on...i.e. when i first met my girlfriend,(2.5 years ago) i smoked a bomb load of reefers infront of and passed some to her, she was sick...too much cider, oops. Like i said, my relationship from cannabis was apparent from the onset, and to this day i choose to proceed to favour cannabis over my girlfriend. I even get too stoned to have sex, not that i can't, i just get too lazy...too many indica strains from holland fuck me over.

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Originally Posted by somebody someone

i heard only one in a million cannabis smokers has a g/f. well done man you are sSPECIAL

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I hope you're not serious. Yes, i too masterbate to internet porn. Mostly on bangbros.com but i've seen like all of the movies lol. I would only jack off once a day tho, never more unless my g/f does it.

The first time I had a date with my wife we sat up until sunrise smoking and watching the snow fall in Cardiff. Far too stoned to even contemplate first date sex.

Got home and my housemates were still up post club waiting for me to come in. Bastards.

i like myfirstsexteacher.com and myfriendshotmom.com
good stuff.

www.bonerfuel.com
www.lolitampegs.com/home.html
www.xnxx.com

they were just off the top of my head

i too am a self confessed internet wankaholic

I'm dopa, and I'm a chronic masturbator too. I masturbate at least 6 times a day and jack off my bed hugging my pellow. When I don't have porno available I jack off to the bitches in da JC Penny cAtologue. I masturbated a gazzilion times and don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

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Originally Posted by Doobie Snax

www.bonerfuel.com
www.lolitampegs.com/home.html
www.xnxx.com

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yeah man. lolitampegs was one of the first places i started surfing

Oh and i love to masturbate over my cousins picture she is hot. :stoned:

Dopa you have problems.

What she's not really my cousin. She was adaopted so it's all goooood.

So if your sister was adopted you would fuck her?

Thats different. An adopted cousin is way different than an adopted sister.

Hello everyone. My name is Caruso329 and I'm a maturbator and lover of internet pr0n as well. My favorite free hangout is www.thehuns.com

If you like to masturbate and <3 intarnet pr0n, then put this in your sig and be proud like me. By the way, its hosted here, so feel free to use my link. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...so329/pr0n.jpg

Fuck.. I forgot you can't put images in your sig unless you're a contributor. Damnit Ron!

wots the fastest speed u can go during sex????

68......because when u reach 69......ya gotta turn around :P hahahaha

god funny, only joking, who wants 2 have sex wiv st0n3r 2nite? offers only once.

Wow that was lame... Haha actually, it did make me smile a bit. Kudos. ":cool:

sorry 2 admit but ya gotta b gay m8

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Originally Posted by st0n3r

wots the fastest speed u can go during sex????

68......because when u reach 69......ya gotta turn around :P hahahaha

god funny, only joking, who wants 2 have sex wiv st0n3r 2nite? offers only once.

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thats hilarious.good joke :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by st0n3r

sorry 2 admit but ya gotta b gay m8

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Eh? Why I got to be gay? Cause I'm not. I love the vagina.

click on ya photobucket link.....blatently use 2 hold cocks

and i think u mean i love virginia.

thats a hand + a penis = happy masturbating time, which is what this thread is about

i love you so much

thanks. i love you too.

anytime sweet cheeks ;)

how'd you know I dipped my ass in sugar?

hello, my name is flamingskullballs, and i am a sexaholic

hello flamingskullballs

my penis shoots projectiles of liquid goo

shoot flamingskullballs shoot

shoot shoot as fast as you can, you cant shoot me im the gingerbread man

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Originally Posted by Dopa

Oh and i love to masturbate over my cousins picture she is hot. :stoned:

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Keep it in the family, tis what i says!

*chases a squirrel with a pitch fork, DINNER!!*

I too love internet porn, but it's lies, you never go blind!!

Peace

Buddy

Just to simplify it...

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Originally Posted by everyone???

Hello, I'm Ganj from Cannabis.com and I love internet porn.

Hello Ganj...I'm Hardon, and I too love the Internet porn

Hello, i'm 3 sheets from cannabis.com and i also like to partake in masturbation.

w4terb0ng
i heart p0rn.

Hello Ganj, hardon...my name is Chowder and I too love internet porn

hello everybody....my name is st0n3r, i AM a stoner. i too love to make conjuctions with my hand and my henry whist beating the stick

Ganj
This is good. Keep it cumming!

3 Sheets To The Wind
I'll cum on you.

Ganj
Bite your insulting tongue

Nochowderforyou
My armpits smell.

dustoned
i have CD-R stacks archived full of movies and photos.

BizzleLuvin
hello ganj, im bizzle and i love internet porn

3 Sheets To The Wind
Twinks are shit

SensiRide
ooooh cool thread, can I join in

3 Sheets To The Wind
Get to it, honey! llol

Ae...
Man porno for my 14 year old mind I still watch but I have to hear her her moans...I was never the same again.

cook
i love to jerk it off

Hey, Im Sensi, and I love to riiiiide

BizzleLuvin
i go to the local porn shop

colton
i dont mind the occasional Barclays now and then

3 Sheets To The Wind
Bobby Dazzler all the way!

RodZ
Hello im RodZ and Im a masterbaholic

king kong bong
i love to bash the bishop.

Ganj
The chronic masturbators of Cannabis.com. We are.

skarz
Yea, internet porn rocks

Ganj
The problem arises when I become too aroused by a video and blow off some nickel children before I can even see what the other videos have to offer.

scarface123
i luv to jerk off to internet porn

vipper of vip
prefer

blastfast
Hello my names Chris, i actually jerk me off

HannabisTheCannabis
As soon as I turned the computer on I was all over myself.

king kong bong
ahahahah

Smokin EnDo
BEST FREE PORN SITE = 89.COM
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Whos Carl
Hi im Colin i wank thus making me a tosser of the highest order

mrdevious
YOU SEE masturbators!

FLAVAFLAV
Hah, your fuckin badass.

BabyFacedAbortion
I load.
Uhh..

king kong bong
i want to direct porn

mellow mood
im also a chronic masturbator..

chakruh
"You will see his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off a rape victim

somebody someone
i heard one
well done man you are sSPECIAL

blastfast
I fuck me over.

Reefer Rogue
Yes, i too masterbate to internet porn.
my g/f does it.

vipper of vip
The first time I had a date with my wife we sat up until sunrise waiting for me to come in Bastards.

king kong bong
i like myfirstsexteacher

Doobie Snax
i too am a self confessed internet wankaholic

I'm dopa, and I'm a chronic masturbator too.

BizzleLuvin
yeah man

Dopa
Oh and i love to masturbate

Whos Carl
Dopa you have problems.

Caruso329
Hello everyone. My name is Caruso329 and I'm a maturbator and lover of internet pr0n as well.

st0n3r
only joking, who wants 2 have sex wiv st0n3r 2nite?

st0n3r
sorry 2 admit but ya gotta b gay m8


hello, my name is flamingskullballs, and i am a sexaholic

I too love internet porn, but it's lies, you never go blind!!
Peace
Buddy

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im jake and i jerk off alot

hey i am missmarley and i love lesbian porn :)

high, im stoner, and i love anything that has to do with sex...


i need help...









who wants to fuck my brains out? :D

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Originally Posted by bi-sexual friend of mine

Guys ruin porn when they're in it :)

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Lesbian porn? Fuck your brains out?

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Originally Posted by Smokin EnDo

BEST FREE PORN SITE = 89.COM

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Fo shure ma nigga! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:



But whats even better is real sex, its been a while since i had it but oh well...

free6.com is my haunt....



for obvious reasons i dont think i need to share :)

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Originally Posted by SensiRide

Hey, Im Sensi, and I love to riiiiide all night, especially to dodgy german pornos ooh yaaaa :cool:

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Lol, they are more like comedies than pornos, ooooooohhhh yaaaaaaaa, was machst du??? Then the bloke goes, Yeah! maks du!

I want to know german

I am JadohX and I <3 pr0n way too damn much. Does not help the weed we usually find can/will make me horny enough to screw damn near anyone with a pulse.

I'm gonna say it, I jerk off everyday and fuck everynight. But, lately, I haven't been fucking, thus jerking off seems pointless.

I love watching internet porn :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Yeah, that would be my preferred method.

I didn't start jerkin off 'til I was 13 comin on 14. My mate's were on about it one day in school and I thought to myself "I gotta try dat out!". I got home and tried it and it was great fun to start with but after a while it got a little samey! If ya know what I mean. I was real curious and unsure about it at first but soon got used to it. I didn;t even know about cum 'til I first came myself dat day and wondered what da fuck it was but soon realised it was normal. I used to do it about 3 times a day and had a really high sex drive and felt horny 24/7! Before I discovered that, I felt horny shitloadz more than usual and kept on thinkin' I need a fuck! LOL! Itwas such a relief once I got into jerkin'! I don't know where I'd be without it. All I gotta do now is find dis girl who really fancies me n fuck her coz I know she's down 4 dat! I'm bi, so I got more choice out there 2! LOL! I'm still a virgin but my mate will sort dat problem out 4 me! :D :rasta: