Random References

The THC Ministry claims its foundation in the Religion of Jesus Church.

bullshit mr handman you come right out of a comic book

Mickey " We'll be living in all the oceans now. "
and
Mallory " I do. 'Til you and I die, and die, and die again. 'Til death do us part!.."

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

"Chemicals man, they'll fuck you up!"
"He doesn't do drugs, besides drinking. Bob doesn't smoke weed, he doesn't even take a damn aspirin."
"You know it's funny, the one guy who would never take a pill in his life, OD's on fucking tranquilizers and dies, and I'm the one still here"

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slc punk

"cuz I, kissed the girl, married the girl, carried the girl 2 the cemetary burried the girl"

program not responding

We had two bags of Grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

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Originally Posted by chakruh

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit

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fear and loathing in las vegas.

"This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there."

"and i heard a voice screaming,"Holy jesus!, what are these goddamn animals!""

>.> best movie ever

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

THEY TERK OUR JERBS!

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lmao. southpark

"Just grab it, Maggie, Just grab it"

"It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven."

you've got mail

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

fear and loathing in las vegas.

"This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there."

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you can't slip Spicoli past me man!

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know?...... I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?



p.s. frank went 2 get beerr

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Originally Posted by chakruh

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know?...... I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?



p.s. frank went 2 get beerr

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donnie darko.

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Originally Posted by chakruh

you can't slip Spicoli past me man!

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of course not. hahah

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving

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Originally Posted by chakruh

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving

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apocalypse now.

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

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Originally Posted by king kong bong

apocalypse now.

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

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AHH HAHAHA@SLJ pulp fucking fictionnes

wait wait...

"are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

thats Mr. Blonde

Resevoir Dogs

Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King, why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass.

to protect the sheep, you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf you unda stand?

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Originally Posted by chakruh

to protect the sheep, you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf you unda stand?

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training day.

There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future.

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

don't make me kick your ass! Don't make me suck your dick! don't make me kick your ass! don't make me ...........suck your dick!

"Look, I've found a treasure!"
"Thats not treasure it's soap on a rope"

freddy got fingered!

backwerds man da backwerds man, backwerds man, da backwerds man. I can walk backwerds faster than you can

k heres a tough one

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch

k-pax

No one said where mine was from. :(

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

No one said where mine was from. :(

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the simpsons, great episode where homer gets the tire lock in newyork.
fine release the dogs, and the bees, and the dogs with bees in there mouth so when they bark the bees sting you.

hello hello hello, is ther anybody in there, just nod if you can hear me. is ther anyone at home.

Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for cocksuckers and retards! Now get up off your asses'n go! Go on!

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Originally Posted by dark0ne

the simpsons, great episode where homer gets the tire lock in newyork.
fine release the dogs, and the bees, and the dogs with bees in there mouth so when they bark the bees sting you.

hello hello hello, is ther anybody in there, just nod if you can hear me. is ther anyone at home.

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Well done, is that reference from Comfortably Numb?

Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

"I'm here for the gang bang"

It's already been used as a source, but nobody posted these, seemingly relevant posts:

"You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."

and because I just have to say it...

"A drug person can deal with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth, but no one should be asked to handle this trip"

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fear and loathing, one of my favorite movie

"all work and no play makes jack a dull boy"

"i'm thinking about calling it 'no beer and no tv make homer somthing somthing'"