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lmfao you cant controll anything but your body with your brain!
all the brain does is temporarily store information, and swiftly relays it to the mind, through your soul and ego.
it takes all the physical body and constantly sends "impulses" to the mind that are a collective of the entire workings of your body.
the brain also aids you in controlling PK, TK, telepathy, empathy, telempathy, etc.
but it is the immagination that actually controlls our universe :) and that isnt in the brain.
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No its the invisible Pink Unicorn that controls all , or was it the flying Spaghetti Monster from Alpha Centauri. Damn it I'm gonna be damned now.....
Please try to stop the collison of the Milky way and the Andromeda galaxy since you'll be around forever ssw ;), Cuz it scares me. :)
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HAHAHAHA there's nothing that can be done about it, and i welcome it's presence, my aim is to ready everyone for it, so they may evolve!!! :D
you afraid of change huh? that's what this gfame is all about, but the more you fight it, the longer it takes!
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GENESIS: I GAVE YOU ALL THESE HERBS AND SEEDS AND YOU SHALL USE THEM AS MEAT.
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hemp seed and tofu are ten times better than meat.
toke pot and grow food. that is the path to divinity.
i need help, i cant do it alone! c'mon everyone!
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Must fight change , grrr ack ugh! Cannot be free thinker grrr ahhh must remain fat bloated (oh screw the description just look at cheney for what im describing) must oppress! must oppress! (said like robot from lost in space the OLD tv series ;) ).
On a serious note though , Im sorry, things have to die for me to eat. I love flesh ....its dirty and gross to some but delicious to me ;). (cept for most fish...excluding halibut and NO SHRIMP!!! YECHHHHH)
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yeah... i love meat as well, but i dont dislike many natural foods really...
i'd prefer a tofu, hemp seeds, refried beans, soy cheese, burrito with all sorts of seasonings after a good bowl or two!
you're eating a lot more in contrast, AND it's much healthier! :D still tastes great! :D
and besides, the occasional Buffalo or Deer isnt bad, as long as we use everything, and not let it go to waste.
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ewww refried beans. Dont forget Moose though moose is good too ;) damn us canuckistanis ;).
Never liked tofu though used to sell it , makes me gag. Dont EVER walk into a warehouse full of the stuff you'll never eat it again ;).
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lol the shit is nasty unless fried properly lol it makes a sort of immitation ground beef if practically deep fried :P yum. with refried beans? mmmmmmm
and then seasonings of all sorts, cyanne pepper, crushed up hemp seed, lots of crushed up bud, thyme, sage.... mmmmmmmm *drool*
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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
lmfao you cant controll anything but your body with your brain!
That's wrong to lmfao at that, because it's true. Look at something as simple as "positive reinforcement". You can control events at a distance. But, oh, yeah, that's right. There's no such thing as energy (to you).
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
That's wrong to lmfao at that, because it's true. Look at something as simple as "positive reinforcement". You can control events at a distance. But, oh, yeah, that's right. There's no such thing as energy (to you).
huh? what? i never said there's no such thing as energy! when did i say that? lol
im saying that thought, and the act of thinking is not something that happens in the brain! and thought observation adds energy to the thought, and if you think your brain can controll the universe enough, it will, eventually, but because one brain controlling the universe is a massive imbalance, you would only retain it for a fractal of an atomic moment before it moved on to another brain for just as little of a moment, and so on, buzzing around the universe of brains at the speed of thought.
it's simple, the "energy" that controlls the universe is a mind, or rather the energy comes FROM the mind.
the controlling of things within the universe at a distance is merely a mind trick, and yes, it can use the brain to aide it in taking controll, but regardless of how it is done, it takes mental effort and dicipline.
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Originally Posted by Stoner Shadow Wolf
huh? what? i never said there's no such thing as energy! when did i say that? lol
im saying that thought, and the act of thinking is not something that happens in the brain! and thought observation adds energy to the thought, and if you think your brain can controll the universe enough, it will, eventually, but because one brain controlling the universe is a massive imbalance, you would only retain it for a fractal of an atomic moment before it moved on to another brain for just as little of a moment, and so on, buzzing around the universe of brains at the speed of thought.
it's simple, the "energy" that controlls the universe is a mind, or rather the energy comes FROM the mind.
the controlling of things within the universe at a distance is merely a mind trick, and yes, it can use the brain to aide it in taking controll, but regardless of how it is done, it takes mental effort and dicipline.
How can you say that it doesn't happen in the brain? Thinking is a mental process. One brain controlling the whole entire universe would be God.
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not a brain,
brain = physical
mind = metaphysical
the mind controlls the brain, but is not a product OF the brain.
telekinisis is a product of the mind exerscising the brain.
the universe is a product of the mind alone. the brain is a product of the mind.
human brains are the houses for gods who wish to be GODS in the PHYSICAL, instead of the metaphysical spirits they always are.
humanity is a melding of the immaginative divinity of a god, and their own immagination, the human body, which exists within their creations, OUR creations.
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The mind comes from the brain. It is not metaphysical but the thought process, itself. Not entirely. I'm done reading your baloney for the evening. The universe is a product of the mind's wandering lost soul.
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lol, first, the brain is a product of the universe, there has to be a universe before there can be a brain within the universe.
second, the ming houses thought, the ego observes thought by entering the mind, otherwise it is thoughtless nothing.
third, egos eventually become divine or demonic, both are fairly evenly matched, but the divine create the power of the demonic; demons use the physical to create, whereas the divine use mental to create.
the mental created the universe and all the brains within it lol and then decided to try and BECOME it's creations, using the human brain. it's a learning process of how to coexist within your own creations, and still retain your divinity. however we're thousands of times more prone to demonic corruption, due to our semi-natural ignorance.
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So, what the hell's the use, anyway? It wouldn't matter. There's nothing to corrode our artificial ignorance. But artificial ignorance will evolve, as will our mind. Our thoughts will come instantly, even telepathically and telekinetically. If you say you're believing in telekinesis, they there shouldn't be any doubt that the entire human population wouldn't be able to, collective, use our "thoughts" (mind) to control the Universe, or at least a small meteor.
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not as we are now, no, but one day we will recognize harmony and soon discover organizational thinking, so as TO controll the universe with ease. or at least get to the point of open mindedness to permit each individual free reign over the universe lol
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Why'd you have to laugh at the end? That sounded good. Okay. lol.
From your post, I see there is hope, now.
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lol everything is a joke! reality is insanely funny! believe me, i am derranged, i see humor in things like war and mass murder, it's hard NOT to when you understand the truth!
i wish to share the joy and laughter of reality with everyone, but unfortunately i can only help those who try to help themselves! i can only try and guide you to the truth, but ultimately, only you can walk the path that leads to it, you cant expect to listen to me speak the truth, and just pass it off as knowing the truth, you have to walk the path of realization before you will ever fully understand, and only then will you see the hilarity of all things evil and "bad" and such.
you will see the worst of possible things as jokes, because you will understand how high above it all we are.
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Shadow...have you ever been in a...well...nut house...? Lol. Does it seem like this forum took a LARGE leap from its topic :)
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hehehe so it has! :eek:
and i already know i am certifyably insane, you dont have to point that out, but im gonna enjoy my freedom and even fight for it.
at least im COHERENT and UNDERSTAND my insanity, which is probably because i smoke pot, if i didnt, i'd probably be a complete nut! lol
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Some images come to mind. :stoned:
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1.your an idiot
2.you hate all othere religions
3.Your nothing better than those Arabian religious fundalmentalsts that blow up buildings.
4.You have bad spelling,grammer,puncuation,and your a red neck.
Thats about it, christians r all of the above.Ps and you support that shrub, Bush.
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I, personally, have never met anyone who has called themselves a "Christian".
I mean, being a Christian, means that you show a loving concern for others and you're humane.
You English have your religions screwed up. (Not to mention, your spelling)
Chris·tian Pronunciation (krschn)
adj.
1. Professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. Relating to or derived from Jesus or Jesus's teachings.
3. Manifesting the qualities or spirit of Jesus; Christlike.
4. Relating to or characteristic of Christianity or its adherents.
5. Showing a loving concern for others; humane.
n.
1. One who professes belief in Jesus as Christ or follows the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. One who lives according to the teachings of Jesus.
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Originally Posted by jahjahjahjah
1.your an idiot
2.you hate all othere religions
3.Your nothing better than those Arabian religious fundalmentalsts that blow up buildings.
4.You have bad spelling,grammer,puncuation,and your a red neck.
I'm sorry, but I didn't read number 4 until I was already counting your errors, such as bad spelling, grammar, punctuation, and the red neck.
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Moreover, the Christianity of which we speak is that which we find realized in the Catholic Church alone; hence, we are not concerned here with those forms which are embodied in the various non-Catholic Christian sects, whether schismatical or heretical.
I. ORIGIN OF CHRISTIANITY AND ITS RELATION WITH OTHER RELIGIONS
Christianity is the name given to that definite system of religious belief and practice which was taught by Jesus Christ in the country of Palestine, during the reign of the Roman Emperor, Tiberius, and was promulgated, after its Founder's death, for the acceptance of the whole world, by certain chosen men among His followers.
If the selection were made by Christ and His adherents, rationalists must tell us how these "ignorant and unlettered men" (Acts 4:13; cf. Matthew 13:54; Mark 6:2) knew the religions of the East, when it was a matter of astonishment to their contemporaries that they knew their own.
II. THE ESSENTIALS OF CHRISTIANITY
(1) The Teaching of Christ
(2) The Teaching of the Apostles
III. THE DIVINE PURPOSE IN CHRISTIANITY
(1) Universality includes both space and time
(2) Christianity is meant to be a perfect religion
(3) God intended, in the third place, that Christianity should be a visible organization.
I don't feel like reading it, but it's here...
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/03712a.htm
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Originally Posted by jahjahjahjah
1.your an idiot
2.you hate all othere religions
3.Your nothing better than those Arabian religious fundalmentalsts that blow up buildings.
4.You have bad spelling,grammer,puncuation,and your a red neck.
Thats about it, christians r all of the above.Ps and you support that shrub, Bush.
I think this might refer to the south. :p
In reality I know 1,3,4 arn't true. I have a friend from High school who was top of her class and when to MIT. Christian as hell and goes on missionary trips all the time. It boggles my mind.
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I think it's time we build a time machine and go back to see what jesus really said, 'cause damned if we have any accurate writings of what really went on.
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Forget the writting, witnessing is so much better.