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wow...you guys are crazy. (that's good!!)) smoke that shit everywhere!! haaha std smoked in the back of a city bus :dance: dude that was so funny that guy freaked out when u lit a joint in his ride hhhhhhhhah
i've smoked next to a busy highway..on several occations.
that made me so paranoid. at the time it was the only place i could go to find a hook up. i tried to convince the group to walk into the dark alleyways to light up but they just thought i was weird.
The most daring I've ever been is walking around the streets of midtown Manhattan in the evening, burning a fattie with my girlfriend and her two roommates. When we walked by people, we'd just put the joint by our side, but you could tell everybody smelled it because they looked back at us after they passed us. But I doubt it's too risky, because New York is one of those towns that's already very liberal, but also, nobody cares about strangers' business because they're so tied up in their own affairs.
In the movie theater :) it was almost empty
I've smoked on a church car park when very drunk with a mate of mine. We sparked the bowl on the steps at the front of the church at about midnight, i thought it would be a better idea to get off the car park as we were lit up like a christmas tree. We walked out onto the footpath and smoked the bowl there. Only after all the weed was smoked did i look at a house over the road, and noticed an old couple staring straight at us! lol :D
when i was younger i worked as a security guard in a little shopping mall.there was an el pollo loco there.i was standing around like securitys do and my friend trouble rolled up on a bike.he had an 8th of some good bud.i wanted to smoke badly but there were too many heads around.i thought since im the master of sneak a toking that i could go to the restroom inside pollo loco.my homie followed me in.there is only a lil room with a toilet and sink.i didnt think anyone saw us go in but they did.we hotboxed that room and were on our way out when the manager started yelling.i knew what was coming.he said that i was smoking weed in the restroom.i was high as fuck and i told him that i dont even smoke that hes crazy.all the while my lil homies just laughing and laughing.i thought that was the end but when i seen lapd roll in i split my job.security sucks anyways and we went home and blazed
I couldnt think of any stupid places I smoked then I read some of these and thought I have done that before such as smoking in the car park at work several occasions, in the park with kids running about near us, in the middle of town at night a cop car actually stopped right next to us then left, ooooooooo and smoking while walking through town and 2 cops just stood in front of us (not too close to us) but they just walked offf.
OOOOOOOOOOOO outside my mates house (other mate very drunk) we were making lots of noise and I was smoking a joint and I didnt realise about 5 of his neighbours were looking at me.
Unexpected shocks like that kill the high so badly lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
I think the killing of a high is sometimes worth the fun of having to run away :D
Quite exhilerating!
Think they were more pissed off my mate was shouting and puking in the street lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Oh yeh, i know the feeling.. most of the mates i used to chill with were very loud and violent and just.. annoying when drunk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
:p
He's usually alright but he had drunk way too much. Because he had bought 3 drinks and wasnt allowed into somewhere with them so he had the choice of drinking them altogether or chuck them. Think you can guess which he chose lol.
Yeah, it's better that way;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
The best "dumb place to smoke" story I know of didn't really happen to me, but I winessed it and was sort of involved. One day back in high school my friend comes up to me between classes and suggests we go smoke a bowl. I told him no way, we'd get busted but he suggested that we just go behind the building at the edge of the school. All the classroom doors opened to the outdoors so the fact that we were outside was nothing unusual.
Anyhow, I still told him I didn't want to do it but let him borrow my pipe. He went around the corner of the building and had me wait close by so I could shout if anyone was coming. After a couple of minutes he comes back around the corner and to prove he wasn't going to get busted he decided to hold in a big hit and blow it in my face. Only problem was it wasn't my face he blew it in. Just as he came around the corner the door opened up, the teacher walked out, and before he realized what he was doing he blasted the teacher with a full hit from about a foot away. The look on both of their faces was classic and they both just stood there in amazement, staring at each other, for at least a minute. Finally my friend takes off running and actually managed to get away.
The best part happened about a week later. We were standing around talking when the teacher comes up from behind my friend, puts his hand on his shoulder and says "Ahh, my smoking friend" . My friend starts freaking out and tells the teacher that he was so scared by what happened he had changed his entire life. He stopped smoking, stopped drinking, and even started going to church. LOL, I don't know if the teacher beleived him or just didn't want to deal with it but he actually let him go and just told my friend that he better not smoke behind his classroom again.
That was almost 20 years ago but everytime I get together with that guy we still talk about that time and laugh our asses off.
I'd have shit myself if i blew a fat hit into a teacher's face! lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
Pretty cool that you remember it in so much detail and still talk about it with your mates :D
in my grandmother's bathroom
under these stairs. it wasn't that stupid, but a lot of people were around and you could smell it. this guy came down and was like.. "dude, you guys got some weed?"(we had a lit pipe...duh!) we were like yeah. he says" can i buy some?" i had a 1/2 ounce on me. i sold him an eighth. these were like 25 year old guys and i am like 15. it was funny
we were drunk and lit a bowl in the middle of the street. we hit it a few times and were liek, hey we are in the god damn street, this probably isnt a good idea
Last new years me and some friends were smoking meth on a really congested road, very wasted that night.
I rolled up a jay and then realized I was late for work so I just blazed that fattie on the way to work, just held it out the window and didnt care. The thing is I always see AT LEAST 1 cop on the way to work and I did that time too but he was in the oncoming lane stoped at the front of the intersection so when i passed him i made sure to blow a hit out my window at him.
all over the university of houston campus one night, with a few friends, and a bong...
on a bench outside in the middle of the jester dorm at the university of texas...that was a daily thing basically my freshman year...it was far enough away where you couldn't tell what we were doing...but still in plain view of people walking by...
never even a close call there, surprisingly.
!0 feet away from school behind sum trailers. If anyone walks up the back stairs we'de be easily seen. But we dont care :D
not really a stupid place but messed up anyway, i rolled a joint at a friends house during the 1st and only party he ever had, a really paranoid chap that never ever smoked in public.
basically i rolled it, lit it up, looked up and 2 pigs walked straight in the fucking door.
the best outdoor smoke i had was at the back of an open roofed double decker sight seeing bus driving around barcelona, spose there wasnt much risk really cause they dont really give a shit about smokin in spain.
stupidest place was hitting a pipe in a cinema years ago, some old guy complained, they stopped the film for a while and asked some chavs in front of me to leave. ha ha.
lol good storyQuote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
my mate blew smoke in a cozzers chevy.we were smokin on the project's roof(never a-gain) and i didnt know the roofs had silent alarms and my friend kept opening the door(that bastard got away).my ex mate keeps sayin the boys are comin,the boys are comin like hes fuckin paul revere.chuffed up shit is that they did come.my mate took a final hit and chucked it out the door.the cozzer came up the steps and grabbed us and at that point my mate blew a cloud of smoke in his chevy.it was chuffin priceless.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
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Originally Posted by pisshead
Haha awesome... my friends and I have smoked there (but we're in high school).
I don't consider it dumb, I felt safe at the time. But yeah, my high school's front door will open when locked if you just pull really hard. So, naturally, one night me and my good friend walked right inside and blazed a fat bowl right in the middle of the commons, at about 3 in the morning. Gooooood times. Shit, I still live right down the road, I should do it again even though I don't go there.
Truly dumbest time was at my 8th grade final field trip to Wild Waves (a waterpark). Me and that same friend just walked behind this little L-shaped wood fence that hides one of those big green electric box things. So we both got our first fat rips when some faggoty-ass khaki-short-wearing homo comes around and he's like, "Yeah, you to just thtop right there!" But my friend, being the crafty bugger he is, instantly crumples up the tinfoil pipe and stomps it into the dirt.
So, we had to sit there while two cops and the khaki fag searched through the dirt, KNOWING it was there, but they never found it. We still got busted. We got suspended for the last 3 weeks of middle school. Fucking priceless.
you shoulda gave that khaki fag a wedgie. speaking of wedgie's, i witnessed one where the older kids hung my friend by his knickers from a stop sign. now that was chuffin priceless.
lol right by a police station
About 7 years ago, I was at my friend's house, who lived by our Sheriff at the time. So, one night real late we went outside and smoked a joint while sitting on the hood of his patrol car. It was totally crazy..I know. :stoned:
So one time me and my girl go to some random golf course. I live near the city .... st louis that is. So we go about 10 minutes west where it is just a small booming suburb. Anyway, we find this golf course and go into the middle of it. This golf course has a road which goes around it. So imagine a big circle of road with a huge piece of golf course in the middle of it... like a perimeter. Anyway, we blazed for a little bit out of a bowl. Then we look up and a car is shining its brights at us about 1500 feet away, we think nothing of it. So we just kept smoking and headed back toward the road behind us.
Suddenly, she asked me for my phone. I gave it to her and she started to yap away. Then all of the sudden, i look to my left and see a big spotlight looking onto the golf course! I tell her to run, and we duck behind this big hill so when he passed behind us he couldn't see us. We were about 15 feet from the road and the hill went from the road
down to the green. So she keeps talking on the phone and this cop is right behind us shining his brights over our fucking head! She is talking, then the spotlight turned off. I look around. It's quiet, then i hear the car door close. I get paranoid and she finally throws down the phone and says "what?" really loud. I look to my right and see the COP.....................
driving away down the road....
The door that closed was actually my friends looking for us ont he golf course. SCARY SHIT
ummm... on the porch in back of the nun's house in college...
my friend and i smoked a small joint on the back of a bus on a field trip to the state park thing
my friend smoked a little in the school bathroom but thats a little too much for me
smoked a cigarette packed with weed in front of school
smoked another packed cigarette in front of this corner store
hotboxed a car on a busy street in traffic(didnt now there was gonna be traffic)
rolled up a joint inside of mcdonalds
damn i just realized im a dumbass...
dumbest...??? ummm
aunts house.... uncle is a cop
me and 3 friends were all on acid 1 night and we all just sat down smoked 2 grams out of a bong sitting in the middle of the fucking street in front of my friends house. Our judgement was pretty impaired thinking back on it, but we didnt get caught.
walking round the streets toking even walking past the odd copper with a J on the go without them noticing
we also had a lung hidden in the toilets so we could go hit it when in class
ahhhhhhhh the good old days lol
or if you smoke outside, and a neighbor sees/smells it, and calls the popo..Quote:
Originally Posted by somebody someone
well i burned down this guys house and he died i guess that was kinda dum
haha yeah.
actually come to think of it, the best place ive ever blazed is sittin on the lock in camden.. not so dumb really as every other person is doin tha same but it was really different.
the best place i lit up was in a hotel in manchester. We hotbox'd the room, nd wheneva u came out the lift u got a Big waft of weed. The entire floor was stinking!!
rite outside my class before school started and in a police station parking lot