" If you choose a job you love then you will never do a days work in your life".
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" If you choose a job you love then you will never do a days work in your life".
Now you're making the job even better, only prob is I'd have to smoke lotsa skunk after a pill. Must admit I have got a lil belly due to my overindulgence in munchies lol, I used to be able to do 300 sit ups in a row!
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Originally Posted by drgreenthumb1238
Porky hahaha only joking. Is wanker classified as a job or a hobby?
Cheeky sod, I only weigh 9 1/2 stone lol!Depends if ya get paid for wanking lol!
9 1/2 stone and a bit of a belly how? You small?
^^yeah cept it would suck when it was hot/hella cold/mega windy ^^
my perfect stoner job......hmmmm this is a toughie. a telemarketer.
"hello"
"hello I am with SBC commu'intense giggleing'nications. and i was, oh shit i just cant do this man"
I love talking to people when im stoned and i love getting called by telemarketers and talking to them when im high. so i think that would probably the best
Oh MY GOD ok well in the time that it took me to write my last reply (the ^^ was to the guy who wanted to be a window washer.) like a million people posted. i feel like a dumbass cuz it took me like an hour to write that.
Yeah I'm only 5ft4 its only a lil bit of a belly lol!
When weed is legalized it will be OFFICIAL MARIJUANA TESTER!
it u mean I
say sorry :p
no, he means it, lol...as in, when weed is leagalised it (it meaning the best stoner job) will be official marijuana tester, lol,Quote:
Originally Posted by robert42
say sorry :p
no i shall not aoplogize u have only voiced a opinion i voiced a fact
*i;ll e-hurt u!*
:p
no sir, i am the voice of reason (stoned reason), lol
A food taster!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brittoker
We have no strippers here??? Damn.
musician, which is my goal as well. nothing sounds better than touring all over the world, playing music while high, and just seeing what places have the best bud.
an ice cream truck driver. only the ice cream will be pot ice cream, and i only cruse arround at night. oh yah i'm gonna need a co-pilot, preferrably a hot girl who likes to get high for free.
id enjoy to own a cafe or a theatre...movies or plays...
id play good mivies too...like the clockwork orange and american beauty...
or a record company...
window washing would freak me out, cause id get the bright idea to do it after taking a few blotters...
id love to own something...not even a chain, but just one of those little places all the local stoners hang out...
like a twisted moxie java...with beethoven and bach playing, crazy designs on the floors...the whole ceiling being a mirror...everything in the whole shop either black or white...
Hands down it would have to be at a pipe/smoke shop. Nice discounts and the boss can't expect you to not be high.