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I don't know who crash is
If you loved us you would follow the threads better to find out who that was from the content of the thread, ya lazy bum. ILY.
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Yes I have 3 nipples.
Purely slick brush off of turtles response to your brainless wanker comment above. If this was a thread about a real growing issue then that attitude helps nobody.
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If I understand your post.. which I am not claiming I do, you think that i spend all this time on the board just to peddle the dvd
Given the quality of your answers to people on this site I think that part has to be true, you just did it, you donâ??t love us at all. You donâ??t put any effort into following other peoples understand. Youâ??re a butterfly. Quick and easy, in n out. But nothing is thorough or thoughtful or empathetic.
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and I may or may not know anything about plants..
Too cute Garden. That is what I was hoping you could help us to KNOW FOR SURE about you in this thread yes. But go ahead and make everyone think I am a newb who is clueless that you are the Great and Mighty Garden Knowm. I know you have knowledge. I only challenge you to not be so stingy with it.
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and the whole thing is a marketing ploy...
See. Nobody said you were dumb, Garden.
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and if I really stood behind my work I would give you a free video to watch so that you can review it..
I donâ??t want the dvd for free, no. Donâ??t imply I am looking for a handout. You have deficiendies in your English grammar skills and am offering to help you to market your dvd by viewing it and writing a review to see if it would help most new growers.
spare us the razzledazzle cleverness crap for a sec okay.
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is this correct? this is what you are saying?
Basically yes with the exceptions as noted.
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Now that I type all this... I wonder why i need clarification? I don't NEED.
WTF? LOl. Did I friggin miss something?? No. This is true Gardenthink. You actually think you just typed something clever enough to pass as a response. Were your fingers hurting already?
Absolutely right Garden you donâ??t NEED. And note how you simply capitalize words when you are not able to find the correct English to make the point clear to people.
And then in case capitalizing NEED wasnâ??t enough, we add the now standard ILY distraction. makes him seem cool and unshaken and in control. This can actually seem like a sincere â??I love youâ? to newbs, etc., but the dude really does not give a shit about anything but money. The ends justify the means here with the I love you ploy. Itâ??s just smoke and mirrors. And totally irrelevant to the dialogueâ??s purpose. Any dialogue.
Itâ??s like looking up at a billboard and reading I love you. Itâ??s like looking up at a billboard and reading â??Now you know!â? Itâ??s just empty advertising hype until you back it up, Garden. But some peope are dumb enough to fall for it and that is what you are counting on... you are preying upon stoners who will think you are a god.
In the following response you have rearranged my words to make me look less politically correct. Doing this, is also a trick because:
1. Now I have to clarify your deliberate confusion of the points.
2. I get the blame of making people have to read more of this stupid argument - cause youâ??re too lazy to write complete sentences.
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if your answer is yes... I am still a dork, who acts like a guy from pakistan,
I was instead suggested for the readers that your English does not give the appearance that you ever passed an English course in either the US or Great Britain. I did not say that you â??actâ? like a Pakistani. If I did I meant that you write like someone from Pakistan might write if the learned English in Asia as a second language.
In which case I know from experience that people of asian and middle eastern nations do not write very comprehensive English when they are tasked with writing technical information. Your book would be a ripoff if it was true. Do you give a money back satisfaction guarantee? Most likely not.
preying on the unsavvy or wannabee street wise beginners, english is my seond language, and I am one who intimidates beginners.. etc.....
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who you publicly challenge in post 24,
Yes. But lets not leave out the thread now there, slick. http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=34381
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preying on the unsavvy or wannabee street wise beginners, english is my seond language, and I am one who intimidates beginners.. etc.....
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I have to stop... and ask myself, who is talking..? What is BEING talked about...
Uhm you, I thought, but again with the razzledazzle fake confusion here - implying that I am to blame if anybody is tired of reading this shit. Wwwwwwhich only proves my challenge to you in the quote above. Because few average people could or would bother to nail you for the phony that you are. Razzledazzle Man.
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I don't know who or what joe grunge is, or what a guy from pakistan is like.
You should know what grunge is. If you donâ??t then this is another indication that you were not born in the US nor in Great Britain, nor in Canada.
If you were qualified to be a writer for young people of said nations, then you would be familiar with the phrasing of heâ??s Joe This or heâ??s Joe That. Of course, there are caves in all of the above nations so I suppose it is possible that your spent a lot of time in one.
You have to prove to us that you are qualified to write Garden. Not the other way around. I donâ??t want any of your products if I have to make a career out of getting clarifications and details from you.
Many good people older than you and me have generously posted info about cannabis for free. Youâ??re only genius is you are preying on our modern video culture where you know many American kids donâ??t like to read.
But there is no way a video can answer as many questions.... or... prove to us I am wrong about your video and have it reviewed. Send it to Zandor. Let him write the review. Let him say whether it is a ripoff or not.
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I don't know what a dork is...
Okay well. Do you know what a mirror is??
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Much of what is BEING said just lands on .... on nothing...
Note Gardenâ??s capitalized word again, plus the, I don fucking know, but it ainâ??t a complete sentence, whateverthefuckitis. It is in fact a logic or a way of brushing off responsible dialogue that came from cultish belief systems like â??estâ?? which flourished quite nicely in northern California. For $600 you can go away from a weekend and they tell you that nothing makes sense and you have the right to not make sense to anybody else and still think you are valuable and a communicating individual. Itâ??s doubletalk. Donâ??t get mezzed by it. It only sounds intelligent in some foreign and mysterious way.
Garden, just knock it off.
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it lands onto an identity... An identity that I don't have so it just keeps going.. i see it pass... what is it.. I don't KNOW...
Right there Garden you are just faking ignorance and confusion for the purpose of weaseling out of the challenge. The lack of complete sentences leads kids to think you are being victimized and that you are confused. When it is you who is refusing to face the challenge and to honestly face my good solid reasons here for making this challenge. You talk in circles. Nice try but itâ??s just doubletalk. Itâ??s just you trying to pretend for the audience that my arguments and words have been too obtuse. Itâ??s a lot to read and I appologize to everybody.
My main bitch is I donâ??t like seeing kids pay for something that will only help them get half way to where they wanna get. There is a good chance if we buy your dvd Garden, that you are only too glad to sell us another one after that because the first one did not answer certain questions.
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I have to stop and make space.... i have nothing for you, nor do I wish to have anything of yours..
That would be the beginning of how you Garden are refusing my offer to help you market your dvd, and my challenge to put it up for review.
Readers: Be your own judge. Garden is too afraid to submit his product for review by me or Zandor.
Garden your primary love is our money. The I love you part is just copy and paste. We are individuals with different levels of need. A good writer would understand that. You do not fool me with your token prince of community sharing. Thatâ??s the ploy. You are a bbbs jammer, plain n simple. If your product was good you could double your sales. But you think you are coming off like a trustworthy person. You are not.
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What does land ON ME.. WHAT I AM.. is someone who wishes to be a part of the cannabis.com community... to interact and support the group...
Then why not do that by sharing your dvd for less money? Why not sell it to us for the current price but let it be reviewed? Why do you answer questions like the person already knows the untold parts of your stupid incomplete answers? Why did you not take the time to find out who crashdamage was?
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I know that spider mites can get really nasty when the temp goes above 80 degrees.
I donâ??t know why you bring the Spider Mite thread into this dialogue but let me point out something that happens a lot and not just by you.
When we all try to help others we may mean very well if we offer our suggestions.
But if the new person on the other end only gets half the detail then it is not good. Sometimes it is worse to give just part of an answer because whoever reads that thread will think that the Great Garden Knowm has answered it so they think that the question is satisfactorily answered.
Zandor can get away with that because when he answers a question he figures other people will read it and also jump in with more details. In Zandors case he is really trying to help people. He is doing it for free.
In my opinion, G, you answer too many damned threads. But few of your answers comprehensive (or complete). Zandor we know has experience and Zandor does not dazzle us if he does not know something. Your posts lack depth because you do not believe reading a lot is fashionable. You think the kids will think you are uncool like me.
But if you truly have knowledge people do not care if they want that knowledge.
Ask many of us here if we know we can count on Garden Knowm to give all the information that Zandor does not have time to give.
The answer will be no.
But you obviously have the time Garden because you post onto threads that have already been sufficiently answered.
I can only think you do that because you do not want any new people to look like more of an authority than you. Which is not fair to those of us can help others with beginner questions.
This is for the readers, Garden.
I had a Spider Mite problem and I had to do research on other sites because Cannabis.com experts like you Garden Knowm were spending too much time arguing about sodomy or arranging dates for sodomy or whatever.
I got my Spider Mite info and bought the best product available for this problem. I used it. It worked better than expected. I answered somebody question about spider mites and you complimented me for it.
Well, on the spider mite issue my experience was more recent than yours and the new product was probably not available when you had your spider mite problem.
So now along comes a newb and reads my post and then reads you or that other guy, and now they wonder if my info was the best info. My info is the most recent. I found Kelthane. I recommended it. Zandor likely reviewed it and did not object.
But you. You make a point out of trying to give all the newbies that your advice is the last word.
And that only makes your authority on anything less credible.
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I also would like to share with you.. REZ.. that... I have maybe once.. maybe once.. suggested somebody take a look at the seemorebuds dvd...MAYBE....
Nice try G. The link is there. You know kids like to click on links. You know they like to watch vids if it will save them some work or study time. Thatâ??s just a disgaceful pandering to laziness. Like I said Garden you are not dumb. You know what the soft sell is.
This actually explains why all your posts are so short and why you rarely follow up on the threads that you post to. You also know that if somebody posts a question and if you are the first one to answer their post then whatever little answer you give to them, that person will think you care about their problem and think that Garden Knowm is da man. They check your vid link just like I did. And for a while I thought you were cool. Then the next time I posted a question - a detailed question - youyouyouyouyouYouuuuuuuuuu Garden. You were the bully. To a beginner grower no less.
Not only did you NOT answer my question, but you also made fun of me for asking my question in detail.
And that was the moment it became apparent to me that you are might be insincere, self-gratifying and shifty and that you do not give a shit about anybodyâ??s problem except your own cash flow problem. And that 70% of your posts are to get your link more exposure. From that point I began to think you probably rip people off every day with that video, buhhht that you are slick enough to make it not look like a boldface ripoff. How do we see it that way? Because you have all your razzledazzle jive talk est bullshit sprinkled about which tricks us into thinking you are enlightened and literate. You are a little literate. But not as literate as you make kids believe you are.
In fact as an adult, talkin like a halfbake, you are literally encouraging stoners to ignore the necessity of trying to expand their view of life, while they experience cannabis.
You are screwing them on the basis of that charade alone.
None of your answers are complete enough to prove that you care. The I love you stuff is just a deflection trick.
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and I have suggested that people purchase books and other materials... none of which I am affiliated.
Please link me to a post where you recommended specific titles of books or specific links to information, Garden.
Thanks
Nah. You gotta earn the love pal.
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turtle, I know longer wish to flame you
the game has gotten out of hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding............. wanker
finaly............
A waste of bandwidth that is supposed to give the illoooooosion of intelligence.
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you hear something but don't turn around to see what it is look inside who is it that is making all that noise __________________
Nice evasive trick, GK, but it ainâ??t gonna work on us any more. Neither one of these remarks a complete sentence? Iâ??m really trying hard here to believe you are not a dumbass but those remarks are not working in your favor. You are not qualified or adequately educated to attempt symbolism and metaphors. Trust us.
Are you going to submit your book and dvd for review?
If you do and the review is good then you have nothing to fear.
And if it isnâ??t just a bunch of jive talking fluff then wouldnâ??t it be a SMART move, if it made more people buy the book?
And by the way Garden.
This isnâ??t a game.
Your post on the thread in question where you ask that person to email you the picture which you are experienced enough to know you can simply download?????
Why did you ask the person to email you?
What if you are a part of a narc task force with dvd and all, and you are just phishing for email addresses to gather info on people.
You need to be proven legitimate. Otherwise maybe you are correct about the game part here.
Which is why the dvd is probably no value at all which would explain why you will not submit it to someone here for review.
Plus you just donâ??t act very cool in a sincere way. It feels more like a narc trying to act like he thinks cool is supposed to be.
Youâ??re just cruel or money centered too much. I just canâ??t find a streak of genuine-ness and really submitting that dvd for review would just be a smart thing to do if it was any good.
Sorry peeps. The emperor is now nikkid.
Submit the dvd and book G.
And to anybody who did buy the vid please tell us if he then asks you to buy follow up vids from a series of vids.
Again. real sorry but somethin's fishy about his asking for an email addy from anybody without even advising them of security issues. Not everyone who comes here is bright enough to get a hushmail addy and only somebody who did not care about someone's anonymity would flat out suggest that.
I mean. Overall Knowm treats people with at least some amount of superficial respect, He will tell you your grow looks good and you will think he is your friend, but what good does it do you if after you think that, and then he goes and treats you like a dumbass. Or starts in with his stupid flaming shit.
Do you come here to learn how to grow and to learn? And does Knowm ever answer all your questions??
I have looked around and -- shit -- maybe -- I dunno - just looks like razzledazzle bs to me, considering how much of an expert he claims himself to be.
Fuck.
Look. Only thing is I hate to see people mislead.
Submit the dvd and book to someone GK. It's the smart thing to do.
Convince us you have the faith in your own product.
And don't waste my time or anybody elses time telling me if I made some dumb edit mistake in this.
That's my challenge and your refusal will speak for itself.
Otherwise don't keep jumpin in and putting the fizz on every damned thread that didn't ask for your half baked answers. Give full complete answers if you are actually qualified to sell information.
Prove it to us that you are qualified. The number of your posts is no indication you are knowledgable to that extent. 50% of your posts are pure fluff and some of us resent the fact you are posing as an expert.
Submit your dvd and book for review or remove your link from your signature or buy an ad and support this site in a legitimately commercial fashion if you wanna be commerce boy.
That's the way it's done unless your a hack.
