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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
DONT BACK TALK ME BOY
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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
DONT BACK TALK ME BOY
Ok I did not read this whole post thread but as far as safety goes heres my tips (aka what i do to stay 'safe' while smoking or doing other business of a private matter)
<If your parents do NOT knock before coming in>
- Open alllll the windows possible and if your room/bathroom has a vent open it/turn it on
- Turn the AC on as high as it can go
- Shut your door completely (or as much as you can - some parents don't 'allow' that)
- Have incense burning at all times that you are smoking
- Blow as much smoke as you can manage out the window or vent fan
- Be some place where people entering your room can NOT see you (or see as little as possible of you)
<If your parents DO knock or otherwise let you know they are coming>
(do all of the listed above that are not substituted here)
- Stuff towels (or T-shirts, pants, sweaters...) under your door(s)
- Strip down to underwear that way if they knock just say your getting dressed (just got out of the shower etc.)
- Put a fan near the door facing into your room (sucking air from outside your door into your room)
- Turn on music to a volume where they can kinda hear it before they get to your room
<Always>
- Have a place to hide whatever you have out within reach of yourself
- Know what the 'story' or 'excuse' is if and when they walk in
- Make sure that nothing about you or your room will obviously catch your parents eye or make them want to 'investigate more' (ie. dont leave the joint u just put out behind your ear, dont put a big pink poster that says 420 on it...unless you already have one and ur rents dont mind ;))
If all this fails, when your parents just seem to find out everything you hide try this:
Find a spot in a hallway where people MUST pass to get to your room
Get a piece of dental floss about 8 feet long (whatever size it needs to be to fit across your hallways) and tape it to either side about 1 foot off the floor and then string keys (old keys preferably) to it, you dont need more than 3-5 or it gets too heavy for tape to hold sometimes. Then when you hear a bunch of keys hit the floor usually accompanied by WHAT THE FUCK!?! you know its time to pack up ur shit and hope for the best :D
My parents dont do that they respect me i respect them, they let me smoke if i keep out of trouble and keep my grades up. my room is also down in the basement off in the cut and they never bother me so life is great for me. sucks to be you
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Originally Posted by robert42
this is roberts solution to everything
yeah, get a huge dildo and suck on it right when he comes in.
this was an awesome post. i read it to muh g/f on the phone and we were laughing a lot. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Killa.Kali
~smokin~~ -_- whoa now im high :D
Sounds to me like ur dad wants to hit it and doesnt know how to tell u.
shut up man, at least hes not mackin on you about it, if my dad suspected, he would search my whole room top to bottom.
sex,or smoking? my intuition says sex too much bizarre shit here,.Quote:
Originally Posted by a. beezy
y does your dad think you smoke pot. has he caught you high or smelled in on you. if he has just tell him. dad you know i do weed so would good will it do you to find me doing it. if you have not been caught yet you are past due because he must think he knows you do it if mult. times a day he checks on you. what would he even do if he caught you? believe me if you act like pots no big deal and you don't care if he knows sonn he'll just say fuck it. but overall my main advice is stop being such a little bitch, if your 16 your dad should not intimidate you so fucking stand up to him. tell him to stop coming your room and tell him your putting a lock on your room because you what some privacy. tell him that the computer is none of his business and most of all stop being a bitch and tell him that him coming in your room pisses you off. don't hold in those feelings and pay quiet kid like a baby. once you know you could physically bet your dad the rules usually change a bit. man up!
Have you ever thought about taking up cooking? Marijuana brownies are nice. Either go to a friend's place or pick a time when the parents are gone. Then you and Betty Crocker can get together. Dad comes in and you are playing video games and having a snack. "Totally innocent" LOL No smoke, no hiding the stash, no hassle.
Betty Crocker is so hot...
thats what dads are for
mate this parent shit is so old, tell them wht the fucj youre doing and tell them you will NOT stop no matter what they say so it is time to accept it, infact your dad obviously knows right, checking if its raining? yeh right, you got blacked out windows?
hey man the answer to ur question is simple dont fukn smoke in ur room go 4 a walk have a good toke and n go home only takes u maybe ten mins if u have a quik puff, and fuk wat ur oldman thinks, its ur life if u wana chuf ur greens go ahead, u only live once man
Damn, LikeM, you took my idea!!!
"Fucken kids, smoking in my house!!!"
Is this advice time?
Crap man, either you tell your Dad and make him deal with it, or you deal with your Dad's reality.
When my father finally addressed the situation he said it was a 17 year jail for just having a joint in Illinois and as he was legally responsible he demanded while I lived under his responsibility I respect his will. Freedom has responsibility. I only lived at home when I had to, and I til this day smoke on walks and outside. He was right, but there are ways.
On the other hand, he may take to better logic. Do you think your parents are so warped that they would drag you to some brain surgeon or rehab and stick you in with Christian workers or something? Then maybe you just should take walks dude.
My mother smoked with me from my 16th year on. The first years were a bit hard. My Dad smokes with his friends but still refuses to ackowledge his use or anything good about it. Go figure.
LOL "judging by your atitude i wouldnt ave given u a door either" LOLLOL tht was funny as fuck for some reason and "computer ok" LOLLOLLOL funny shit!
yeah cookin ins a good one. but i would just state the obvious. like dad, is there something you want to talk about? because you come in every night asking about the computer and nothing is going to happen to it every day. i pulled something like that. let them know im concious of what theyre doin. my dad smokes weed and i smoke some of his every now and then. i think he knows and hes smelled weed on me before but i dont think he cares. :D but my mom is a christain and thinks weed is dangerous and will destroy my brain like coke.
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Originally Posted by Capt. Carl
Shut up yourself, as i stated he has searched my room, he used to all the time, he found out i smoked when i left my cupboard door open (or he opened it) and my pipe was at the front, just sitting there, all new and shiny lol
when you get home, take off all of your clothes
and sit around naked.
pretend you're suddenly into naturism.
after a few times catching you naked your dad will be so embarrased that he will always knock before he comes in.
Haha, good plan, But i think next time i'll try to drop my trousers lol, i would have done when he came in on friday, but i had to put my pipe and lighter in my pocket and get back in from the window in like 2-3 seconds lol.
You just gotta decide what's worse, man; The anger your dad will feel if he catches you smoking, or the shame and embarrassment you'll feel if your dad catches you with your trousers around your ankles with wang in your hand and a smile on your face.
If it was me i'd let him catch me smoking.
This plan gets my vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by bones and small
I'm not gonna test it out for you.
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
Not with me dick out haha, just drop them and say i'm changing (i wear boxers, you kinky bugger;)) lol
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Originally Posted by cook
Sounds like fun, Mr. cook
Oh okay, I thought you were going along with someone's suggestion that you pretend you're knocking one out... lol
Oh lol, nah, just drop me kegs and say "I'm getting changed here! grrr" haha
Yea, that'll probably work.. but again, you gotta decide which is worse; being a man and admitting to your dad that you smoke, or always having to smoke with your pants down. :D
Haha, both my parents know, they told me to stop a few times and i always say "ok" but guess what?
I never do;) haha
Sucks that they are set in there ways of "weed is bad"
3 sheets,
My advice to you is to take up fishing. Leave for hours, get high the whole time. + Fishing kicks ass
It's just so much fun when you lil kids are trying to hide from your folks...tryin to get away with smokin in your bedroom and stuff...and it's even funnier that your folks actually play along...running into you when you return home at night and stuff like that...and it's all based on hypocrisy...You play it like you don't smoke weed and your dad's playing it like he don't know you do...If he really had a point to make he should sit you down and say like "Sonny, I dun like you smokin that shit!" or he should leave you alone...or you should tell him that you smoke weed and that it's just about as harmful as eating large quantities of candy and that you'd appreciate it if you got a lock for your door now that the masks are down...just dun look intimidated...be cool and be real...