Show your game

I didn't read more than the first two responses. That line is retarded. Good luck with that.

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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud

One of my old buddies had a line:
You may have the pleasure and honor of blowing me and if ya do a real good job I just may stoop as low as to fuck ya.

The son of a bitch would get slapped two or three times and then walk out smilin' with a beautiful lady!!!

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There, somebody fucking posted something i wanted to read, a simple fucking line.

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

If there's anything I've learned in all my years of observing women, the trick is to be a complete and total dickhead. Every asshole I know could pick up a girl in a second, but nice people like me have to wait for a woman who actually respects herself. It seems that everywhere I go, the girls just swarm around the guys who abuse them and use them just for sex. I know women say they care about honesty and sense of humor and intelligence and blah blah blah, but none of that has ever worked for me. I think the secret is to just be a dick to people and kick somebody's ass once in a while. Take it from me...girls just don't want the non-violent hippie kid. Keep up that tough poser shit if you want to get laid, but I don't change who I am for anybody else, so I'll just keep waiting for a woman who isn't dumb enough to be duped by that shit. It's a long, lonely wait, but hopefully it'll be worth it.

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I agree with you

And fuck all you haters, im fo real. G-unit street tough. Come to my hood in miltown and get yo ass shot.

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Originally Posted by mike jones

NEVER EVER USE THIS:

"My love for you is like a snowstorm... 6-8 inches and you can't leave the house for 3-4 days."

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Lololol

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Originally Posted by g unit boy

Whats a nice little line to spit? If I see a good one i'll use it when i walk past this one girl i probably could have fucked this summer. She is really hot and a nice girl, year younger...she's my bros friend,lol. I havent talked to her for a while, i was always high out of my mind when i talked to her on the phone, she always said she wanted to smoke and stuff but we never did. I dont know, i kinda typed a lot. Lol, Do you have a mirror in your pants, cuz i can see myself in them.

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Lol, it wasnt even the girl i thought it was, just kinda looked like her.

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Originally Posted by LonerStoner

Try this: When you walk past her, suddenly stop, scream, and double over. Hopefully she'll stop and ask "What's wrong?" Then you reply, "Oh nothing, I just hate it when I accidently step on my dick, it fucking hurts!" works everytime :rolleyes:

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lololol

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Originally Posted by g unit boy

And fuck all you haters, im fo real. G-unit street tough. Come to my hood in miltown and get yo ass shot.

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Arghahahahahahahahahahaha etc.

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Arghahahahahahahahahahaha etc.

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Im six foot, BUCK65, and i lift weights.

I'm GHoSToKeR, i'm 6'1" and I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach..

What's your point, kid?

Cuz ur bitch ass said im 6'1 175, why would i have to hide behind a keyboard

Suck my dick, if you keep on talkin shit to me im gonna tell my cuz to beat u up.

Can't you do it yourself? Don't you carry a gun?

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Originally Posted by g unit boy

Suck my dick, if you keep on talkin shit to me im gonna tell my cuz to beat u up.

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You are the epitome of a pathetic chav. I've seen more frightening fecal matter after I've ate mexican.

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

I'm GHoSToKeR, i'm 6'1" and I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach..

What's your point, kid?

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BWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! :D

CLASSIC!!!! :D