why are the greeks so damn hairy and sweaty?just curious?
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why are the greeks so damn hairy and sweaty?just curious?
Don't know! It's all "Greek" to me!
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! :D
Hahaha, psycho, man you kill me! :D
they really are a hairy people,love the food though.
Hmm... Nope, still don't know what BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! means! lol
I prefer trimmed nicely or shaved myself! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by amsterdam
hey dont be hard on psycho even the Trojan pic on a box of condoms is incorrect (for what the soldiers wore nothing matches in fact it looks more Roman centurion than anything else)
So be nice to psycho at least hes got a closer guess than the actual manufacturer ;)
Did you ever notice that the condom wrappers always said that they were ??hermetically sealed?? Does anybody know what the hell that means? Apparently, Johnny Carson was onto something, with his Carnac the Magnificent sketches, on the old Tonight Show:
ED McMAHON: Heaven has no brighter star than our next stellar guest, that omnipotent master of the east and former manicurist to Howard Hughes, Carnac the Magnificent...
Welcome once again, O Great Sage... I hold in my hand these envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar since noon today on Funk and Wagnell's porch. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers to these questions having never seen them before.
CARNAC: I must have absolute silence...
May a weird holy man light a Roman candle in your pants.
A: Stick 'em up!
Q: What should the oil companies' new slogan be?
A: Pot luck.
Q: What do you call not getting busted?
A: Burn the candle at both ends.
Q: What does a stupid altar boy do?
A: "Yes man."
Q: What should you answer to everything George Foreman says?
A: Touch and Go.
Q: What's the name of a drive-in massage parlor?
A: 2001.
Q: How many hospitals has Evil Knievel been in?
A: Snap, crackle, pop.
Q: What noise does Mr. McMahon's liver make?
ED: And now I hold in my hand the last envelope. [applause]
CARNAC: May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's hooped skirt.
A: Kirk Douglas, Terhan Bey and Earl Butz.
Q: Name a Kirk, a Turk and a jerk.
God that brings back memories. When I was a kid I peeked at my x-mas presents. Then on x-mas eve I wrapped a towel around my head and did my Carnac imitation. Pissed the folks right off!!
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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
lol, sorry for callin ya an idiot.
i meant it in good faith.
ak-47 mixed with the haze is the shit.
i wish i could try some of your white russian though.
I guess your right, I've been "indoctinated" to beleive I should provide for my child, even though I damn sure don't want to marry her mother. As far as condoms for Uganda, um, lot fucking cheaper than AIDS drugs, who you think will get to pay for those?
I don't think that you should "have" to pay for your child, at least not legally, because you were not married. May I ask if having the child was a mutual decision? In that case, you are morally, as well as financially, responsible for the child.Quote:
Originally Posted by andruejaysin
The idea of a society making fathers the main person responsible for the child(ren) in the case of a legal divorce is a very good idea. Making men the ones to get "custody" is best. It's so simple, though, that most people just dismiss it.
We weren't married, but I knew where babies came from when I nutted in the bitch. It wasn't planned exactly, but I knew she wasn't on the pill or anything. I don't have an order of child support, I take care of my daughter because she's my daughter. I don't want custody of her, not full time anyway.
Unless you want the AIDS epedemic to become a pandemic and sweep the world, then pay your taxes and stop whining. Its not like America hasn't ever cranked out a disease.
At the end of the Revolutionary War, many Loyalists were shipped up to our Northern Neighbors, where their views fit in better. I don't think that the founders of these United States were "whiners", and they would not think highly of a U.S. government administration that forces the citizens to permanently foot the bills, through taxation, for billions of condoms made of rubber that comes from Africa, lubricated with chemicals, "ribbed for HER pleasure", "hermetically sealed" for protection, and finally shipped back to Africa. In fact, I don't think that they'd like ANY type of condom be part of a scenario like this! It's not our responsibility and when, or if, YOU have to make sacrifices to pay extra taxes for crackpot ideas like this, then you might understand why we won't stand for it in the U.S. We??re already overburdened with our own problems, like those in New Orleans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stedric
P.S. I've got no beef with Canadians - we just have different systems, and views (sometimes). It makes for interesting comparisons, in a socialogical sense.
Hahahaha, your point being? So the Founding Fathers wouldn't agree to it, so what? They weren't Gods, George Washington had slaves and Abe Lincoln was an adulterer. They had views that were molded by the times they were raised in, but that was over 200 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
You missed my point entirely, let this epidemic run rampant, and it will be us who pay the price. Stop it now while we still have a chance, whatever the price.
Ich bin ein Deutsch-Kanadisches, my American friend.
[New PMU to Help With Aids CashQuote:
Originally Posted by Stedric
UN Integrated Regional Information Networks
NEWS
September 2, 2005
Posted to the web September 2, 2005
Johannesburg
Uganda is to bring in international auditing firm Ernst and Young to provide temporary management of the money pledged by the Global Fund to Fight HIV/AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria.
The Fund recently announced the suspension of five grants worth more than US $200 million to the east African country, after an audit by business services firm PriceWaterhouseCoopers (PWC) found evidence of "serious mismanagement". Uganda had set up a Project Management Unit (PMU) to deal with Global Fund pledges, but the unit was disbanded shortly after PWC released the results of its investigation.
The BBC quoted Ugandan State Minister for Health Mike Mukula as saying, "We have agreed that [auditors] Ernst and Young act as the PMU, to be able to go through the transition period."
[ This report does not necessarily reflect the views of the United Nations ]
http://allafrica.com/stories/200509020570.html
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"Serious Mismanagement" probably means "stealing". We've been working overtime to help them, and it's time for them to pull together and build a goddamn condom factory, or stop fucking altogether and stick to "heavy petting"!
-B.A.
May just have to send ya my e-mail address when the time comes! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by nicholasstanko
I'll be damned! Someone posted the solution and this is the kicker....developed in Africa!!!!!
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=29950
Now we just need to develop a rectal anti-broomstick handle for Iraqi POWs.