haha damn straight, weed over sex
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haha damn straight, weed over sex
if u wtch nature documentaries and fink wow i wish i was there with a fat zoot, and then u say it everytime it changes seen evan on ur own, then ur probably a stoner or schitzophrenic
Umm....i didn't....what?Quote:
Originally Posted by porky
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Originally Posted by Jake0steve
dont worry, let him have his fun :D
if your little sister has ever called your parents to tell them it smells like "funny cigar smoke" outside of your bedroom, you're a stoner.
If you say "well going camping with my dad is boring so ill be high while I do it" or mowing the law....I dont think so im getting high and mowing your might be a redneck I mean er stoner
You might be a stoner if you run out of papers and ask for a bible :D
You might be a stoner if you ever got lost in your closet and realized you were looking at the floor looking for the door knob.
you might be a stoner... if you get caught smoking by the cops, got 4 random drug tests and after each one you smoked until the next one and hope to hell that you passed ... only to find out that you did ........ somehow!?!? you might be a stoner.
PEace
if the only reason you stop at a stop sign is to hit a bong, you might be a pothead
im 42 yrs old dude ive had way more than my share of women in my day... and i still have a good strong right hand grip..of coarse i would choose weed over a women now ..the weed give's you so much and doesnt ask you to take out the garbage or to talk and cuddle after sex or yell at you when you spend the rent money on going to a concert or spend it on weed and weed doesnt get angry at you for having differant weed.....now if i was still in my 20' or 30's it would deff. be another story...Quote:
Originally Posted by NightProwler
id say youre a stoner if you make the same mistake of walking too close to someone over and over and over and over.. and you feel sorry every time.
If you are high and eating food while trying to get to this message board, so it takes 20 minutes to find it, you might be a stoner.
Its tuna fish, too..
If you have calluses on your hand where you grip and twist your grinder, then I'd say you probably are a stoner...
if u read this agree with practically every1 then try and add 1 and cum back the nxt day and realise it made no sense then ur a stoner.
Oh and if u watch kids programs and think loads of the jokes r made for stoners wen its really 4 10 yr old kids
dude.... alll most alll of these are true mor me.... like maybe 40 out of 56....
if u ever sit in the rain and think that it sounds picturesque then u might be a stoner.
you might be a stoner when you start a small fire in your room and laugh for half an hour while your sister is sleeping just outside your door.
If you try to unscrew the top of every coke can you pick up... you might be a stoner.
If the pencil holder on your desk is full of an assortment of different sized pens and non of them work...you might be a stoner
If you've spent more money on Pot and/or any Pot related objects than food...you might be a stoner
If you decide to a have a permanent tattoo of a Pot leaf etched into your back...you might be a stoner..
When you get someone's business card...specificly because it's the right kind of material for a filter...you know you might be a stoner.
if you pull up to a stop sign and wait for it to turn green....you might be a stoner
if seconds after you get busted by the cops you turn to your buddies and say well get buddy on the phone lets go pick up....you might be a stoner(true happening)
you might be a stoner if you look at some food and say wow i wonder how it would be if i was high
you know you're a stoner if you're bobbong and make a special little post for every idea that pops into your head at any moment.. or wait.. thats not a stoner.. thats a jackass.. sorry wrong word.
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Originally Posted by Takahashi
uhhh... what?
come again shitface?
Takahashi, why do you have to be like that? This is an easy-going board where people don't criticize each other for insignificant, asinine shit.
apparently he was criticizing the fact that i posted 4 "..you might be a stoner" all within a few seconds or minutes of eachother...
well sue me for not being a JACKASS and actually coming up with half funny lines.
if you have ever driven to a 7-11 that was 15 minutes away for doughnuts... at 3 in the morning(true story) you might be a stoner.
hahahah excellent comebackQuote:
Originally Posted by BobBong
this actually happened to me and my buds...
if its a friday night and you just sit on a couch for 5 in complete silence doing nothing because your dealer hasnt showed up yet
i meant to say 5 hours
you know your a stoner if you go on a family vacation for a weekend and the second you arrive a holiday in your scoping out places to excape for a pleasant burn
your prolly a stoner if your trying to put away clothes while watching tv..and it takes you 45 minutes to put away one shirt..true story..
you may be the child of a stoner if you leave the house after toking up with some friends to go toke somewhere else and when you come back you cant find the bong that you thought you left sitting in the middle of the floor..*wink*.. so you search your fathers basement and find it sitting packed and halfway burnt behind the couch..lol..
u might be stoner if... you come on this board and forget your password ... *cough* yep thats just happened to me lol.. i had to reset it .
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Originally Posted by Stella Blue
y not just stay loged in???? i havent loged out in so long that i for got u even needed a pass word for this plase.
u might be a stoner if everytime you come to school, people are always telling you to try and touch your nose, even if they know you ran dry weeks ago O_o (try story)
when all the magasines on your coffee table have little rectangles torn off the covers, you might be a stoner.