Any tricks for either not making a smell or hiding smells?

You aren't necessarily bound to get caught. You are, however, if you choose to use the wrong utensil. Joints, blunts, spliffs, or anything that continually burns is a no-no. Double-O stoners are better off using either a bong, pipe, one-hitter, sneak-a-toke, or anything that can be *immediately* put out after the hit is taken.

Optional: The next precaution I take is to light a single stick of incense five to ten minutes before the session. I use Nag Champa brand incense; it has a great aroma, and a decent potency. By far the best I've found. Of course, if this would raise suspicion among the enemy (YOUR PARENTS), then this step should be avoided. Many people believe that parents know what's going on if you use incense; mine, however, do not. I tend to avoid using the towel under the door because if someone was to barge in, they'd take one look at the towel and know exactly what it was for. Plus, if the following methods are done correctly, the only smell escaping your room will be that of Nag Champa.

After lighting your piece, always put your finger, a marble, or a coin over the bowl to prevent excess smoke from escaping the bowl, and to save your weed. Overlooking this is, what I imagine, what gets many people caught.

As for the spoof, ("dryer sheets thingy") I use a 20 oz Mountain Dew bottle stuffed with somewhere around thirty or forty dryer sheets. The right amount of dryer sheets is key: too little and the covering of the smell is insufficient, too many and you won't be able to blow the smoke through. Some people add an amount of cologne, or spray to the sheets for better results. In my experience, this was unecessary, but better safe than sorry. Holes were burnt in the bottom of the bottle (as recommended by an ancient mello as hello post) using the cherry (lit end) on a Camel. The smoke is blown through the mouthpiece.

Don't try to hold in the hit for too long; if you cough, your whole operation's purpose has been eliminated. I hold mine in for three to four seconds and blow it quickly through the spoof.

I have a stash of Icebreakers (mints) for when each session is over. I also keep an extra can of Axe (a lot of people use Febreeze or Ozium) close to me in case of a coughing fit, or if smoke somehow escaped the piece.

Mission accomplished. :cool:

lateralus knows what hes talking about, I do the same thing in my bathroom everynight cuz we have an alarm system so I cant go outside to smoke once my parents turn that on. The dryer sheets kill the smell of pot and the smoke just smells like stale dryersheets. The whole thing about extuingishing the bowl and not coughing are extremly importiant too. Also striking a match afterwards helps cover an smell really well.

Use a vaporizer! Make one quick and easy with a lightbulb, and all your problems suddenly go away. Believe me, this one's from experience.

Inscense.

edit: oops

Yeah. A lightbulb vape is actually a wonderful idea for your situation. Easy to build, very cheap, no smell, no smoke, and no coughing.

u WILL get caught by smoking in ur room...everyone does its just a mattr of time..if ur trying to hide it smoke when there not around or somehting...and if its really a must that u smoke...u can spray but remebr to much looks suspicious...and thats how theyll bust you...

Dryer sheets thingy = handled.
Febreeze = handled.
Window = handled.
Vape = handled.
You = blazed.
Your parents = unaware.

the best spray ive used is Lysol Neutra-Air. its similar to ozium but seems to be even better. dont buy cheap ass sprays that just cover the smell, you want something like Neutra-Air which covers it AND actually gets rid of it. i use it in my room after smoking all the time and it works great.

febreeze..either the mist or spray is fucikng awesome too

natures miracle skunk odor remover. it doesn't cover it up it actually gets rid of it from clothes and hands and bongs/pipes/ whatever. It's used for dogs that get sprayed by skunks. also if i was smokin in the woods, i just cover myself in bugspray and that works too.

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Originally Posted by StraightAStOnEr

Anybody else got any good tips on keeping it from the parents and stuff like that. Any ESPECIALLY sneaky hiding places or any just general tricks?

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an old cd player. take all the electronics out. great spot especially for school use

I'm also a toker behind the parents' back... I've been smoking in my room when I'm home for breaks. I have a walk-in closet with a window, so I figured I was set. Usually I waited til they went to bed and just smoked on the porch since me and my mom smoke cigarettes out there anyway. But in the daytime when I just had to get a bowl or two in, I'd go to the closet and do a lot of these pointers.... the match, the window, the incense, the spray, the blankets, the spoof (though I just made one today) but I still go caught. Luckily my parents are realistic enough not to have made a huge deal about it (and also, I'm 20 so not much they can do) but it still made me feel bad and I don't really like lying, especially when I'm not good at it and my mom knew I was lying.

My advice would be to take lateralus's advice, he for sure sounds like he knows what he's talking about. I was careless and lazy and look what happened to me. Don't follow my path, I'm a failure. Thank god they haven't caught on to me and my friends having sessions late at night... they think we're just chillin on the porch smoking cigarettes... hahaha.

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Originally Posted by WhosGotTheHerb

I'm also a toker behind the parents' back... I've been smoking in my room when I'm home for breaks. I have a walk-in closet with a window, so I figured I was set. Usually I waited til they went to bed and just smoked on the porch since me and my mom smoke cigarettes out there anyway. But in the daytime when I just had to get a bowl or two in, I'd go to the closet and do a lot of these pointers.... the match, the window, the incense, the spray, the blankets, the spoof (though I just made one today) but I still go caught. Luckily my parents are realistic enough not to have made a huge deal about it (and also, I'm 20 so not much they can do) but it still made me feel bad and I don't really like lying, especially when I'm not good at it and my mom knew I was lying.

My advice would be to take lateralus's advice, he for sure sounds like he knows what he's talking about. I was careless and lazy and look what happened to me. Don't follow my path, I'm a failure. Thank god they haven't caught on to me and my friends having sessions late at night... they think we're just chillin on the porch smoking cigarettes... hahaha.

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how exactly did they find out/catch you?

A good hiding spot: take a bunch of old books you don't care about anymore, especially if they've just been in your room for a while, and glue them all together. Then cut out the middle into a big f'in book safe. Doesn't look suspicious, and no one will think to check for it.

Elimin-Odor

glue the individual pages he means... your gonna need to chisel or chop the inside out with a knife,leave the front cover unglued so it will look normal on the outside

If your parents are cool with you smoking cigs in the house, thats the best way to cover up pot. That's what I always did.

No, just glue books together, back to front. The principle is the same as using a single book for a book safe, but this way it can be larger.

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how exactly did they find out/catch you?

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my mom figured it out from walking in my room finding rolled up blankets and clothes by the door. plus she'd always be like "it smells up here. like burning" and i'd always say incense but i think she caught on because i was a dumbass and only lit it when toking. that and i just got really careless and lazy about it.. it was bound to happen, plus my mom isn't stupid, it's pretty obvious if you know me really well.

Kids, just stick to all the pointers just to be on the safe side and no matter what, never let your guard down... your parents are just waiting to give you lectures!

OK,I'm gonna tell Ya'll a purty good method,so get yer printer warm! Let's go:
1) If you got use of a bathroom where a vent is below the window,YEA!
2) Have a candle with scent wax ready to light,after you have gone in,locked the door,filled your one-hitter,and quietly open the window.It,s a good idea to"tweak"the thermostat so the AC will start right fore you go in the can.
3)Toke the few hits,right at the window,blowing out.Therising cool air causes the upper warmer air from the open window to suck out smoke.When you're done,put your gear away(I keep mine in a baby sock,makes it easy,quiet).
4) FLUSH ! While the water and noise is goin,close window,blow out candle,have breath spray ready,I even pour a bit of Pinesol in the bowl and use the brush,then wash them hands,and walk on out.
This works well for me,but then again,I got the vent under the window.
Jack Saturn

if uve got a ps2 its got sum expansion thing at the bak which is perfect size 4 an 8th. or u can get a stash lighter thats like a clipper but hollow. U cant fit much weed in there but it actually has a flint so if u bring it out with u no1 will know not even if u got searched by the police

natures miracle skunk odor remover. it doesn't cover it up it actually gets rid of it from clothes and hands and bongs/pipes/ whatever. It's used for dogs that get sprayed by skunks. also if i was smokin in the woods, i just cover myself in bugspray and that works too.
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its probly not the best idea to light lighters covered in bu spray

i like the Febreze Air Effects spray. That shit works great. I don't really have to bother covering up the smell, though, as I'm usually smoking with my dad. My mother isn't really interested in it, but doesn't care.

Wise man say use a dugout and wunnie. Just hold your breath until hardly any is left -- no odor at all if you blow it into the bathroom exhaust fan.

<---- huge dugout fan

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Anybody else got any good tips on keeping it from the parents and stuff like that. Any ESPECIALLY sneaky hiding places or any just general tricks?

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My neighbor is the typical Marijuana is the devil type, since i smoke in my back bathroom i use the dryersheets in an old toilet roll. ONly thing is make sure you buy your OWN dryer sheets, cause you'll rip thru them quickly and mom will notice that her dryer sheets are gone in a week. They loose the "clean laundry" smell quickly and need to be replaced about every 2 bowls. The smoke that comes outta the tube smells strongly of the dryer sheets. Even if i walk into my bathroom days after smoking it still smells like clean laundry. Should do good masking the scent in your car since the upholstery will soak up the scent more than my bathroom does.

These kinds of threads tend to piss me off because they're usually started by some 13 year old kid who lives in fear of his mother, and doesn't want to get his ass paddled red. There is no magic bullet; when you smoked weed, it's going to smell. If it's that much of a problem, then the only thing to do is to smoke outside. If you have a cunt neighbor, then you should tell them to fuck themselves. Enough said!

Have to agree with my boy 1e64: this is a pointless, idiotic thread that reeks of schoolboy fear. If mommy is gonna get mad, then don't smoke around her. Fuck all of this "dryer sheet in a toilet roll" nonsense; smoking is about relaxing. Quit until you're older, otherwise, deal with it.

i have to say the dryer sheets in the toilet paper rolls is one of your best options (or as it is called up here, a "dube tube") but i would only recomend using one with a pipe with a silencer, if you dont have one (say you are using a glass pipe or something) then a marble works fine. the point of the silencer is to prevent the bowl of bud from burning to much between hits and lessens the amount of smoke that is produced this way, therefore the majority of the smoke in the air (as well as smell) has gone through the dube tube. If you dont have a silencer just drop a big enough marble into the bowl after your hit, this will put it out and prevent smoke from escaping the pipe, then for your next hit just take the marble out and relight. If you are smoking in your parents home and trying to hide it i really wouldn't susgest that you smoke joints unless your parents are away since there will always be some lingering smoke no matter what you do. Also if you really wanna cover up the smell spray some Axe or Tag around the room because it is very potent stuff and over powers any other smell easy, and if asked about it all you have to say is that you smelled a bit. I hope this helps and good luck

p.s. the dube tube and marble methode can also be applied with bubblers and bongs

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Have to agree with my boy 1e64: this is a pointless, idiotic thread that reeks of schoolboy fear. If mommy is gonna get mad, then don't smoke around her. Fuck all of this "dryer sheet in a toilet roll" nonsense; smoking is about relaxing. Quit until you're older, otherwise, deal with it.

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Don't get all mad because your favorite smoking partner is daddy. Not everyone has that luxury.

Spray cologne on ur lightbulb in ur room and turn it on the heat from ur lightbulb will spread the smell anround your room

I have the BEST spot. Although, you need a PS2. Open up the big ol' compartment in the back, for the hard drive. It's huge, it's hidden, it's fucking perfect.

And FUCK all that "immature schoolboy shit". My parents are cool with it now, but back in the day, half the fun was sneaking around in the middle of the night, getting stoned in the woods across the street.

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If your parents are cool with you smoking cigs in the house, thats the best way to cover up pot. That's what I always did.

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Same here

I have this same problem, and since I can't ventelate the room I have my methods...

See I can't smoke outside because of neighbors, and my landlord lives 2 houses down, and if I ever got caught, I lose the apartment....

What I do is use a pipe, smoke to my hearts content, and when I take little breathing breaks, I spray some air freshener, or perfume into the fan....

then when I'm done I smoke a cig halfway, and open the window so that way it smells like flowers and cigs like normal....

and its good cuz if my neighbors caught the smell coming from my window I'd be fucked, especially since my house and the neigbors are like 2 inches away from each other, and our windows are REALLY close...

I say use a fan, and some kind of deoderizers and spray them periodically into the back of the fan.....

its works for me...

stashing is not my bag cuz my dad never goes into my room, so I just put everything into a food container under my bed.

Do you happen to have a computer in your room? Because I know that on most computers you can take off a panal and just hide it in there. Hmm.. let's see.. I have a wooden box with a key on it, and I just put my shit in there. I told my parents that my porn was in there, and that they shouldn't go in there. They believed me, so it works well. Also, you can just put it in a pair of clothes that you don't use (in the winter put it in your shorts pocket, in summer put it in a jacket or something). Hmm... what else.. If it's a sorta small amount you can hide it nearly everywhere.. I used to put it in this metal mint box, and it really didn't look weird at all when I was carrying it around.. if you smoke cigs you can put it in there, my all-time favorite place, however, is I have a futon with a big sheet over it that acts as a cushion cover. You can sort of untuck the sheet and you basically have this little pocket thing that you can fit whatever you want in there. I can fit my bong, pipe, weed, lighter, scissors, tape, glue, etc all in the same place. Works great. You really can't even tell, honest.

Hope that helps, man. Happy smoking.