Security.I used to do security at this place,we would bring Video games and DVD's to work order pizza and just blaze up,The graveyard shift at least.Awesome job.It was like getting paid to go cruise with my freinds.
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Security.I used to do security at this place,we would bring Video games and DVD's to work order pizza and just blaze up,The graveyard shift at least.Awesome job.It was like getting paid to go cruise with my freinds.
^ You little spammer, get out of here. That's like 2 threads you started for that website plus this one post.
barback no drug test work at a club so hot bitches and loud music and u take lil breaks here and there in the back and take a few hits not to mention making 300 dollars cash a night and only working 3 nights a week cant beat it. well except for that exotic dancer by the way what u doin later lol.
I lay pipe underground in new development areas. and every coffee break me and my buddy go for a drive and smoke a bowl. turns the job from BS to tolerable :P
I'm gonna say the best stoner job I've had was working at a gaming store. Not video games, but an actual table-top roleplaying, MaGic the Gathering card carrying, nerd dungeon kinda gaming store. I was the only girl working there and I wore shorts and bikini tops to work everyday. We sat on comfy couches and played videos games and table top games and got baked out of our minds. Our shop was right down from a ton of food and we could just walk there anytime. :hippy:
??????? are you kidding me? bleach cover up pot? ahahahahah:DQuote:
Originally Posted by snailcanyon
I used to work in a video store that got about 4 customers a day. The rest of the time was spent smoking and watching movies. Now I landscape by myself.
If you have a DUI or anything on your record, they give you the 3rd degree. Too many freaks anymore being teachers. Teachers banging students in grade school, middle school and high school. What a mess. Never heard of that crap in my day. :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by socalgreens1904
And, yes, they piss test teachers as far as I know now. I couldn't substitute 10 years ago because of a DUI even with a graduate degree. :jointsmile:
^^^ By geoducks you mean the clams right?
in a general old time drug store. Soda fountain, cash register, walking drug deliveries, stocking. Lots of chances for smoke breaks. A little 'treat' from the back every now and then.
Shov
selling weed is a great stoner job
..........ive never done it though
being a life guard isnt so bad. haha we get ripped before work and just chill in the sun watching people swim not to mention the raids we have on the snack bar
I'm a volleyball referee for a bar league, it's pretty chill there. Free food and drinks, who's gonna argue?
i havent worked in over 5 years.
typical stoner
werkin in parks and rec
u juss clean up some garbage
then u can smoke kuz ur outside
then u can play handball or basketball
AND your alowed to leave the park 2 get food
AAAANNNNND.... they dont drug test
it gets no better:thumbsup:
^^ they drug test for that here, here their is almost no job that they dont drug test for, even most chains drug test here, like late night stalkers at wallmart or, any job that you have to operate a hand tool, like a drill or a lawn mower, the few things that dont drug test here, are fast food, and more fast food, their are a few private owned, places, but they never hire, and the ones that do usualy have a high turn over rate because of shitty pay. haha, lots of fun here for jobs, .......
i am a mechanic. i blaze all day and jam the stereo. i have never met a mechanic that doesnt get high thats worth a shit. think about that next time you take your car in for service or repairs.
Back in high school my buddy and I got hired at Wendy's. We never got the same work days or hours but mostly everyone smoked bud except for the manager which only came in on Saturdays and Sundays if I remember correctly. But you can't beat getting high in the back freezer during the day, getting high on the roof at night, and getting high in the lobby after the joint was closed. Oh and did I mention that eating during and after the job was a plus!! :thumbsup:
Those were the good times, I don't think I will have as much fun as I did there anywhere else :(
:hippy:
I work at a grocery store. I got to work high all the time. nobody knows. if they do they must not care. i actually do better at my job when I'm high.
i work in law enforcement...:jointsmile:
In october 2009 issue of High Times there is an article called
"Top 10 Stoner Jobs"
These are not in order.
Glassblower
Coffeeshop Owner
Pot Photographer
Willie Nelson Roadie
Oaksterdam Professor
Snoop's Dealer
Medical Grower
Pot Activist
High Times Editor
In this article they list the "duties, pay/benefits, and downside" of the jobs.
Page 13 of High Times October 2009:jointsmile:
My first job was my best stoner job,I was working the counter at the local pizza place. Best friend's dad and uncle owned the place,and everyone smoked except this one hard metal wannabe kid. Well me and my buddy would go out back before our shift(same days and hours every week we worked together,pretty bitching if you ask me) and smoke a joint or a blunt. One day we ended up making a medium pie with like about a half O in it. Best damn pizza I have ever had:D. Fridays and saturdays we'd close the curtains and lock the doors for the last hour or so and just sit around drinking and smoking till close. Not to mention paid in cash weekly,and our nugs guy got hired to be a delivery driver.
Another pretty fun place was this frozen custard/ice cream place,it was pretty cool till winter rolled around. Having to open those windows holding cold shit and liquid on your hands was horrible. But the free ice cream and milkshakes were worth it somewhat. After my first week there,it's me and 2 others closing up for the night. Both of them are all nervous and finally ask me if I toke,which made them real happy when I said yes. We ended up clocking out like after 40 mins of smoking,story telling,milkshakes and ice cream lol.
Probably my favorite job was working third shift at a gas station.....with dummy cameras due to cheap ass owner. I'd come in toked up at 10,deal with the usual customers till 11:30 and go take a bowl rip in the bathroom with the big utility fan or the back room. Do my side work which took an hour,hour and a half tops. Basically at 1 am when alcohol is cut off,the store was my play ground. I would smoke joints or my bong outside on the wooded side where the pumps are off at night. Also I brought my laptop in and I'd be playing video games or I'd have a friend or 2 in the booth watching a movie with me as well. Best part is I've made friends with 2/3 of the police force out here,all because I shoot the shit and give a free coffee out lol.
i say best stoner job is lissening to music guy dude dudes !!! :rastasmoke::hippy::rasta::jointsmile::smokin::pim p::rastasmoke: am currently lissein to boom biddy bye bang lol
with the fugeese :D MySpace - Gabrielle (( MILF )) ;) - 18 - Female - Coast Guard City , Michigan - myspace.com/gh_cheerleader_0o hit me up am in my ferrari check me out i smoke blunts all day bang bang haahha aya y oj da jucieman:smokin: ..*remix*.. oj da jucie man aye aye okay quarter pound half a pound okay ..... dope game easy but the rap game crazy aye aye okyeQuote:
Originally Posted by Xyz505
I own a working corn farm with over 400 acres.
No one to deal with except family unless I go into town. :thumbsup:
I could get away with a small outside or greehouse grow, but what would be the challenge in that? :greenthumb:
M.P.
really now:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barney Trouble
I love working at U.nited P.ot S.mokers
:greenthumb: that would be my dream stoner job, being a farmer. i grew up on a cattle ranch, and know its a lot of hard work, but it seems like a fun now looking back. writing software is not a bad gig either if your like me and love to write code after some herby. :) it just makes it funner. :D :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by MerryPrankstr
Working as a forklift driver at a world famous brewery. :thumbsup:
It was wicked.
i worked as a pool guy for about a year and a half. not the cleaning part but more fixing pumps/breaks in pipes/electronic screwups. rode around all day (usually put close to 200 miles a day in on the road due to the size of the company i worked for, we had pools all over GA and SC) as long as i got all my shit done every day my boss didn't care how i did it, and never checked my time sheets (had to write down the time you got to and left every house) so i would just add 20-30 minutes to every stop, by the end of the day i had an extra 2 to 3 hours (not to mention an hour lunch break that could be taken whenever i felt like it) to do what i wanted haha. got plenty of tips, twice i got the horny housewife offer (took it once, the second lady looked like java the hutt) never got drug tested...
only complaint i had against that job was it absolutely blew during the winter. it would be 15 degrees and everything i touched was wet, usually covered in ice on cold days. during the summer though, that job was the best you could get. smoke, ride around listening to music, get paid a couple hours extra every day than you actually work, stop and get some food whenever you feel like it, get laid, if i felt like it i could stop by the house during my extra time and take a little nap.... ahhh those were the days :jointsmile:
I use to do Lev.2 tech support for netgear, and get stoned all day long, but then they sent the entire call center over to India...:mad: oh well, I still got my weed. :smokin:
working with a local contractor doing roofing flooring and built a house in that summer. on the way to work would burn a joint, work for a little bit, stop burn another joint, work some more burn, lunch which was always 2 hours and would get baked before and after it. smoke a few more times in the afternoon, then go drink beer and smoke and play pool all night haha.
fun when on a roofing job, twice had someone stop for the day because they were to stoned to be on a roof.
now im in collage for an electricain, and half my class burns, so we all hang out together. what better job can you have then school? always time to burn between classes, and always lots of weed around.
Totally agree. I work for the federal government. Unbelievably, I have never been subjected to a urinalysis and there are no randoms. My boss is based in another state and I am the only person from my organization at my post of duty. As long as I get the job done (which I do well), I get no interference or micro managing. Days go by without even hearing from my boss. I can pretty much come and go as I see fit and can take as many smoke breaks as I want (tobacco). I usually blaze a little cannabis in the morning before work and in the afternoon when I get home.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSmokingMonkey
gotta say the best job is landscaping... or growing :) -J
I imagine the guy who prerolls joints for coffee shops got a pretty nice job..
lol, and the guy who scouts talent for strip clubs! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLocks
It is illegal for anyone other than the owner of a mailbox, or the postal carrier, to put anything in a mailbox.Quote:
Originally Posted by PurpnCoke34
If you have flyers that you want to distribute, do it the honest way. Pay for postage on them, and send them through the mail.
Do not put them in or on other people's mailboxes; that's a federal offense.
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Originally Posted by FortyTiL5
Yes, but he's getting high while he's doing it so it's ok . . . :rastabanna:
I understand the humor, maybe I am being a bit to serious but in all reality, with current law, and knowing "stoners" in jail facing real time away from their friends and family, when the only "crime" was that they liked to get high like me and you.
This post just helps that "stoner stereotype". If you really want to get serious.... lol smoking pot and vandalizing "Federal USPS" property, will get you two federal felony's. With the right judge and jury, that is about a 10 year minimum sentence in a federal prison!
Not to bring anyone down, but value your freedom, understand the law, and have a good time doing what you do. Just don't take things for granted! Most important, lesson to learn, don't do stupid shit that will get your freedoms taken away! Pot is really expensive in jail!
earlier this year i worked for a vegetarian/vegan cafe that was owned by a dealer, was fucking ace! Everyone who worked there was a stoner and as long as you got the work done it didn't matter if you came in completely up on coke, having an acid trip or high as a kite.
Then it got taken over by two other dudes, one tight as a badgers arse and more of an arsehole than one who did absolutely no work ever and the other was cool, stoner, raver, organizer of free parties.
If it hadn;t have been for the fuckend who disliked me for whatever his dumbass reasons were i'd still be working there, god i loved that job! Never short of drugs at that place!
are you putting the flyers on the mailbox itself? i hope not cause if caught it is federal time your taking a risk on doing. its considered tampering, you might wanna ask your boss if he will pay your legal fees if you get caught-up, and yes it does actualy happen. my parents work with the u.s.p.s. for 30 plus years. :hippy:Quote:
Originally Posted by PurpnCoke34