I'm 18, my girl is 24, it's perfect.
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I'm 18, my girl is 24, it's perfect.
Im 19 and your the milf ive been lookin for (ive seen the picture of your nice ass) plus you smoke. We should hook up maybe smoke a J and maybe have some sex. ha haQuote:
Originally Posted by IrieAllie
Hey, Allie, is this what you were talking about in the Cafe? Lol :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Smokey McPot
I fucked a milf once. Well not a milf, just a really hot older women. This was last year, I was waiting for a friend in a catwalk, so i was smoking a one-paper, and this hot 25 yr old walked up to me, and asked for a lighter. I thought she was gonna pull out a cigarette, but she pulls out a blunt. I was trippin the fuck out. So we sit down, I give her a 1-2 on my spliff, and she keeps sending the blunt in rotation. So we start talking. She asked me the regular, what's your age, shit like that. I told her 19, i had a little goatee goin on lol She bought it, and asked me if I wanted to come over. I did, and we fucked for like 2 hours, best fuck of my life so far. I don't know if she was really high and horny, or if she really wanted to fuck, but it doesn't matter lol
Damn! I am stoned right now, and am flattered!!!!! Baby, you just made my day...well, you and the weed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokey McPot
Hey, MJ....I will take the compliments (or solicitations ;) ) any time I can get 'em!Quote:
Originally Posted by maryjanemama
man, i think everyguy likes MILFS. i know i do haha. theres nothing better than a hot older woman
^ FO SHO
I wouldn't want to fuck a MILF lol.......fuck that man. I don't want old used pussy. I prefer the young hot pussy. My woman has a hot 18 year old pussy, it rocks! Fuck that old shit. I fucked a mother once but her kid kept walking in as i was eating her pussy! so it was sick.
Birth is fucking nasty. This huge nasty placenta thing comes flying out and it looks basically like a big fucking demented brain. It's sick. It's like an alien or something. Birth has always made me sick. I would never want to watch that shit. Women are nasty as hell. They are the dirtiest creatures ever and they should all be locked up in cages! muahahaha......no i'm just kidding. But they are nasty in some ways. even their parts are nasty and full of bacteria. They are goofy looking too with their big boobies and their funny looking cunts. Oh well. lol.....women are hot.but fuck man! that placenta thing is nasty as hell. It's like 10 lbs of hamburger meat and it stinks like shit.
Yeah, ontariogrower, I really believe you're getting laid. :p I'd be willing to bet that the odds of you actually ever witnessing birth are slim to none because you would actually have to have sex in the first place.
The 18 year old blow up doll in your uncles closet DOES NOT count.
"Hey what do you guys like better...nurse or cheerleader....."
"Hi Frank, nice doll you got there."
"Yeah thanks, she's ok."
over her we would call a milf a "YUMMY MUMMY" same difference really. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by maryjanemama
havent ready any of the posts, but i just saw the title and was like hell yeah so its worth a post.
Hey Breukelen advocaat
Is the reason you thing it is "stretched out"
You have to have enough in the first place, I'm not saying that you have a little one
because I don't know you BUT must guys say that because they don't carry a big enough stick to hit a home run.
Women lie Size makes a difference,
Mr Smoky Mcpot just think of it as your nailing future MILF's they are going to grow up and be Mom's someday to.
Enough said.
Forever Your Girl (Frankie Foncett Mix) - 1990
You would think that having kids would make you larger, but I had a 10 1/2 lbs baby naturally, and sex with my husband has been somewhat painful ever since. My son is now 3, I have been to the doctor, and everything down there is fine. And my hubby can't seem to get enough of it, so I am pretty sure that I have "tightened back up". Either my hubby got bigger or I got tighter.
If the girl is doin her kegels, she will tighten right back up :P
I want a H.C.I.L.F.
well obviously you sleep with big fat lazy women.I just had a baby 6 weeks ago and did pelvic floor exercises everytime i thought about them during pregnancy and after.Believe me it is as tight as it ever was even after my second baby.I had stitches even with this baby he was 6 1/2 pounds so not that big.Keep it in shape and it will stay good and look good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
MILFS, I use to be addicted myself.... Ive been with a wide variety, 1 kid, 2 kids and even up to 3 kids with a couple I dated.... They are great for humping, and most of course know what they are doing very well in that department, and the big azz titties are ALWAYS great as well! But remember, MILFS are for humping and recreational use only, you cant have a future with one unless you wanna take resposibilty on of some other MAN's children...
So USE with CAUTION my brothers! Im done with them, Im getting old so Im gonna stick to chicas with no kids, less problems and less drama and MORE time to HUMP!