Haha, most of these lists are only six rules long. Sweet
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Haha, most of these lists are only six rules long. Sweet
always repay thoughs who have smoked you up in the past.
pass to the right, unless other wise noted.
dealer packs first, then you pack after.
1bong rip,2 hits on a joint/blunt.
if you slobber on my pipe, i'll dope slap you!
weed is a happy drug, if evryone smoked it WE WOULD ALL GE ALONG :)
what!?! man its PUFF PUFF PASS.Quote:
3.) One hit off a pipe, three off a joint or blunt, you fuck up, you're out of rotation.
theres etiquette and then theres petty little rules...why fuss about who gets second, third, fourth, or what ever hit. it almost always causes aurgements and irritation.. YOUR WEED, YOUR HIT....THEN PASS THE DOUBIE TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE... some people i know do the poke poke thing, which ever person directly to your right or left pokes you first gets second hit and it follows rotation.....
and i word from me, a former dealer.......its not always neccessary to smoke us up, but PLEASE!! stay and chat for a while....i hated those priks that were short on the phone and then grab and go in person....nothing pissed me off more! i just droped what i was doing and drove 10+ mins for you!! show some respect, and common curtisty! Dealing, atleast at the higher end, is a full time job, and hard work, constant running around, dealing with people, keeping track of all your shit....it gets to after a while, not to mention the paranioa that comes with it.....imagin be on call 24/7
There was this one group of girls tho that insisted on smoking me up everytime....they even packed their bowls or joints with their own weed and passed it to the person next to them to spark...and i tell you, they got heavy and cheap bags everytime...Treat your suppliers good and they'll treat you the same
i rembered a rule that i had forgotten.
puke outside of my house or you better make it to the toilet.
for some reason ppl tend to puke at my house
and ppl should clean up after they make munchies
Im old now, no more circles of friends...lol Just me and my stuff and TV now. lol Oh and a beer now and then...lol
On the stealing of lighters, the people in my town seem worse than others. I go somewhere with a green and a red bic, and I will leave with a black bic and two purple bics or something.
We get very confused with the lighters, and people just pass the lighters around even though everyone has one, and I myself try to hand people lighters and they dont pay attention so i set it on my lap and use it later and then end up with it.
Wow, strangely enough I decided to look in the pocket and found that I didn't have my blue bic and my flame bic, I now have a black bic with what looks like a sticker of godzilla's eye on it..lol
The packer of the bowl or roller of the joint gets first hit around here, and they usually offer it to the person whose weed it is, and the person will tell them they get the privalege.
Anyway, ya people always have severe rules for blowing into the bowl or bong, mine is you are out of the rotation for the next bowl unless you make me a sandwich.
Roller sparks up and takes first tokes. Then it goes to whoever brought the weed, who decides the toke pass. Joint then travels left around the circle.
The first time I toked ever was with some friends, and I made a "rule" by instinct, and one that stuck. We were boxing my walk-in closet, and one of my buds was wanting to pee, but our last bowl wasn't done. He get up to open the door, and I called out "Hey, don't break the box man!". Its been a rule of our ever since... don't break the box unless its an emergency.
Our "rules" (we aren't strict on most of them...):
1. (one of our strict rules) Don't make people laugh while they are hitting! That shit is uncool to the extreme! Spilled bongs, blown-out pipes, messed up joints, and a lot of caughing are the only results. You got something funny to say, wait a minute for the person to hit first.
2. (another more strict rule) Don't break the box unless you have some kind of emergency. If you're gonna puke, can't breathe well, or pee yourself, thats one thing, but no breaking the box for little things.
3. If you got some green, pack something, even just a small bowl or something. If you got nothing, thats one thing, but holding out is generally not cool. Of course, there are exceptions, but try to pack up something.
4. Pass to the left. Some people pass to the right, but we've always passed to the left. Once everyone's good and stoned, though, this rule is relaxed a lot.
5. ASK BEFORE TOUCHING/PACKING/MESSING WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S GREEN! This is our only nom-negotiable rule, and for very good reasons. People get easily pissed over this shit, and its not cool.
6. Finally, don't bring random people into the circle that no one but yourself knows without permission. It gets rather... quiet when this happens, at least where I com from.
My cousin's stupid bitch girlfriend is a mexican weed-hound - she holds onto that fucking joint forever. I'd really enjoy smashing her face. Amazing; the bitch doesn't even work, so she ought to have very humble smoking habits instead of being a sow! Always practice regard for fellow smokers - and they'll do likewise!
I am an outlaw. And you are allowed to take bics man. If they don't ask for it and you have it your allowed to take it.........And we hardly clear the pipe cuz the next hit will be in a second so who gives a flying fuck. And theres plenty of blowing in faces
It sounds like reefer anarchy, and I like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by llamaman666
Nothing pisses me off more than someone caughing back into a piece. Some newbies dont' know what their in for when they hit a water bong and end up blowing water into the bowl. Stolen bicks are a huge problem in my area. newbies should have to take some sort of class or sompthing before they start group smoking.
I am totally with you Kansas, ideed they should be more "classy" when they smoke.
I use it 95% of the times once in a while while my bitch friends are coughin I'll sneak a lil extra hit. I hate when the gayfers try to steal my lighter or I end up getting one of theres (cause they stole mine) just to find out when I pack a nice salad bowl there no lighter fluid =/.
With the main group I smoke with we have different etiquette or "rules" when we smoke. Because we all started smoking at diff times we are all at diff levels so when I am way gone one person might not be so they take an extra hit or two to get to the same level I am at. Plus we always make up some weird rules everytime we are high and it is fun to see who remembers the rules the next time we smoke.
we always do rollers rights if we're smokin a joint but otherwise everyone gets a fair toke, unless someone keeps comin 2 get stoned an never has smoke themselves. i always steal peoples lighters, it's not intentional like it' force of habit-yeh light your cigarette an then put it in ur pocket.
And you wonder why you always smoke alone...Quote:
Originally Posted by llamaman666
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My biggest pet peeve is when people bum pinch hits off of me and then put the hitter back in the dugout upside down.
I miss IrieAllie ....Quote:
Originally Posted by IrieAllie
I can't believe no one has mentioned cornering the bowl. That is one of the more important ones for me, nothing pisses me off more than someone burning the whole top of a bowl of some good shit. Other than that, if you roll it you spark it, though the rotation doesn't really matter from there, left or right as long doesn't matter just don't mess it up. That's about it, lipping the bowl and mooching aren't really a problem for me, except for a couple people, and they are dealt with accordingly. No one I smoke with is stupid enough to cough back into the piece, we'd all be pretty appalled to see that happen.
Oh wait one thing does piss me off more than not cornering a bowl. If you call me to find you weed b/c you can't find any, I find the weed, cover the money for you and buy it, and drive to meet you, you GODDAMN WELL better be packing one up. Fail this one, and don't expect me to hook you up again.
every time I smoke up in a group.
I never thought of pot etiquette, because I never knew any other way. My friends and I have always practiced it. I've been fortunate not to be around many buffoons.
I quit for like 6 years but I still use pot etiquite. Always have my own lighter(kinda have to bc i smoke cigs) but some things are just common sense.
I only smoke with 2 people now a days. There are 2 brothers who
I screwed up that last post! As I was saying, there are 2 brothers who are neighbors. They never knock, just walk in your house. They only come if they think you have weed (or something to steal). If you have friends over, they'll steal wallets & purses, then break into your friends cars looking for more to steal. They will return (if you can can get them to leave at all) & steal your plants after you go to bed. Then one night...one of them KICKED. MY. DOG!!!!
---- Now I only have one rule.... if I didn't invite you, Dont Come To My House! PERIOD!!!!
That's the only 'etiquette' I adhere to anymore.
As much as any stoner can I guess.