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from dc and i don't care. i still want to go. it's where i got my username from-r&b band from britain.
lol the picture is funny... My girl friend is british and shes great. I love england
BAD
1-Fuckin Traffic Wardens
2-Fuckin RoadWorks (20metre stretch takes the bastards 2 days to tarmac)
3-PhoneBoxes (If your unfamiliar, its red, and has a phone inside, and bout an inch of piss on the floor)
4-Butchers leaving their trucks open (FUKIN STINKS BRUV)
5-People pissing in your pocket on the tube!
What's bad about Britain?
THE 'ENGLISH'.
LoL, LoL, LoL
OH listen to this^, You must be gutted you are living somewhere still stuck in the Dark Ages! Irelands not so bad really, but I would hate to be from Scotland or Wales!
They wish they were English, or that they had the same lifestyle as the English, But its Dying a sorry death in them countrys.
I shouldn't have said anything,
I could see old religious, political and territorial rivalries surfacing.
By the way Ireland is a very prosperous country and rich with a higher GDP than all of Europe, yet it still has the old charm of community about it,
I'm from Northern Ireland and watch British television. I see Britain getting worse by-the-day. It is no joke, happy slapping and all that.
Yea I can understand that but im probably just used to A busy City! It's just these games you persist on playing, HAY THROWING OR PIG CHASING,(i dunno what there called), and the Welsh and Sweats hate us, but we dont care about them!Quote:
Originally Posted by GoGo Ball
ALEXEI SAYLE 4EVER
FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
ALEXEI SAYLE, PETE TOWNSEND, LORD MOUNTBATTEN, MARTY FELDMAN, or ,as marty would say: "Maw'y Fewdman"
At least the Brits and the Irish vote for each other in the Euro Vision Song Contest, otherwise sometimes we would have Nil-Poa.
The Continent is full of the Cheeky Girls, Aqua, Eurotrash and transvestites (the Euro Vision winner and Portuguese Nadia).
We can all at least agree we hate the 'Frogs'.
What a load of pish!!Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVElife
Never once wished I was English, maybe wished I lived further away from some of them tho.
Most irritating things in Britain:
- The level of tax. (73pence from every £1.00 spent on petrol goes to the government)
- The price of housing (Yes, its expensive here as well)
- Crap TV (unless you have sky, then its just more channels of crap)
And nobody likes the Germans, Even if you have never met one, just the fact they are German is enough to put you off!!
Oh and all Jocks think they are William Wallace!
That is a total cliché if I ever heard one and not at all true of Ireland, Scotland yes!Quote:
It's just these games you persist on playing, HAY THROWING OR PIG CHASING
I think it is better raising your kids to have interests in hay and pigs, other than your kids snapping themselves slapping a complete stranger, old, young, male, female they make no distinction, and having a laugh abut it.
Whats the fuck is this The Flame Scotland Thread??Quote:
Originally Posted by GoGo Ball
FFS everyone knows that were more into caber tossing and haggis chasing. Daft bastards!!! PMSL
Scotland is one of the most beautiful countries I have ever seen;
Trees, Lakes, Mountains, Caves, Beachs, Cliffs,
With some of the most awe inspiring architecture in the world, Edinburgh is a beautiful city with the Castle overlooking.
It is a pity though that with all you have the country is riddled with drugs.
lol thank fuck someones able to av a dig at themselves for once lol i give my mate shit about bein scottish all the time but only cos it winds him up so much :D lolQuote:
Originally Posted by stanepoke
theres good points n bad points about everywhere :p chill n smoke up
the weed induced words of hippy lettuce.
so it was uuuuuu who started this :p lol i fart in ur general direction, thats another good english thing int it? monty python? is that english? i canni rememberQuote:
Originally Posted by GoGo Ball
get high
You know next-generation Britain will be a blast with todays youngsters. Lots of young murderers coming about recently.
It would seem babys are the new tamagotchi amongst the British youth these days too.
Sadly, Button Basher, I agree... though I don't think England or Britain or the UK is degenerating any faster or slower then the rest of the world - we just notice it more because we live here.
Anyway, why don't you all shut the fuck up and stop being so fucking nationalistic? :D :)
I don't know if this was already mentioned but I don't get british sense of humor. I never get their sitcoms.
Argh! You've got it all wrong!Quote:
Originally Posted by Button Basher
I agree with a lot of it, but this is where I disagree:
Worst food: Nah, not quite. We've got some good stuff. Yorkshire puddings. Gravy...
Worst music: We have some bad pop music, yeah, but also some damn good music. Muse, Placebo, Kasabian, Kaiser Chiefs... remember the Beatles? We have one of the best, if not the best music industry in the world.
Worst TV: That's not true at all. As with music, there's some bad stuff, but look around the rest of the world... have you seen Japanese TV?? American TV isn't much better. We have some quality programmes.
Lousy Police: I think we've got very good police. They don't think they're some kind of elite crime-fighting squad like they do in some other countries where they all see themselves as some kind of John McClane-ish hero, and they are well trained enough to handle situations without drawing guns on people.
Yep, that's very well put. 15 year olds get pregnant, not by accident, but because they "really want a baby." Then they do it again a few months later because they realise it's easy making their own mother look after their baby, and they get bored of the first one. And no one complains. Doctors don't say "you're fifteen, why the fuck are you pregnant," they say "aah poor you, it must be hard. You're a real hero."Quote:
Originally Posted by Button Basher
It just fits in with my theory that chavs are just humans that run on pure instinct. Once females get old enough, their hormones kick in and it's time to have a baby! Of course, the males have no objection, they get to do what comes naturally to them too - spread their genes everywhere.
It's pretty much the same way that all animals behave.
Yeah, damned drugs. What kind of loser uses them anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by GoGo Ball
Yeah, I guess we're not that bad when it comes to munch.Quote:
Worst food: Nah, not quite. We've got some good stuff. Yorkshire puddings. Gravy...
Beatles yes, but i'm talking about NOW. That's the thing, pop music (ie. music for the public) dominates the industry and it's all just SO FUCKING BAD :eek: .Quote:
Worst music: We have some bad pop music, yeah, but also some damn good music. Muse, Placebo, Kasabian, Kaiser Chiefs... remember the Beatles? We have one of the best, if not the best music industry in the world.
The definition of good music nowadays is anything succesfully manufactured to the point it looks like an ounce of talent was involved in it's creation. Muse, etc are all acquired tastes. Think of Dizzee Rascal, Girls Aloud, the mother-fucking crazy frog, it's a joke, music is dead. There are no music legends, only celebrities, and they're only ever in the paper for having an operation or getting pregnant. :mad:
Then again, I guess that's also the case in America. Oh well... Girls Aloud :eek:!
Well, maybe we don't have THE worst TV, but our TV is still crap. What can I say, I was in a negative mood and scrolled through everything I hate about our lovely country. I should cut us some slack, I compared the humour in Friends with British comedies such as The Office and Fawlty Towers and it was like comedy for the mentally handicapped. Not too complicated now, their heads might explode :D .Quote:
Worst TV: That's not true at all. As with music, there's some bad stuff, but look around the rest of the world... have you seen Japanese TV?? American TV isn't much better. We have some quality programmes.
Gonna have to stick to my guns here. Police in every area of Britain i've ever lived in have been fucking useless. You just never, EVER see them anywhere, and when you do there's 7 of them crowded around some timid pakistani bloke. :mad: BOLLOCKS!! Just my opinion from experience mind.Quote:
Lousy Police: I think we've got very good police. They don't think they're some kind of elite crime-fighting squad like they do in some other countries where they all see themselves as some kind of John McClane-ish hero, and they are well trained enough to handle situations without drawing guns on people.
Sorry if I offended anyone just then, it's late and i'm tired with too much unburnt energy :p !
Got another one:
The ability to spot great musical talent and nurture it, even though an artists home country just cannot see it. Case in point; Jimi Hendrix
yes there are many good musicians that existed or that still exist in Britain
The clash
jimi hendrix
beatles
and more (i dont like the beatles but still..)
1 - crack
The British music industry is still, as I said, one of the best, if not the best. There are so many new and talented bands coming from Britain these days.
the english accent is one of the most annoying accents ive ever heard
Lol... where are you from? There's no such think as an "English accent." It's like saying "American accent," there's so many different kinds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Az.
If you mean the kind of "English" accent you get on TV, I understand, but it's not real.
Americans think all British people speak like Queen Elizabeth, really posh. If they heard me speak they wouldn't know where the hell I was from lol. Britain has got a lot of different accents especially for the size of it. They are so different-
London (cockney)
Scottish
Welsh
Birmingham (Brummy)
Liverpool (scouse)
Yorkshire
Newcastle (geordie)
And many others which I've probably never even heard of.
So Az, which accent is it that annoys you?
lol, not quite mate, only east londonersQuote:
Originally Posted by GTC21
Oops, sorry :o :o :o
the cockney accent annoys me the most....but yeah its mostly all the accents on tv that make me shudder....eastenders, emerdale etc....lolQuote:
Originally Posted by GTC21
wern't pink floyd completly british?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kombucha
best thing tocome out of britain -robert42
the worst thing to come out of britain: America
:p :p :p :p :p
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BUZz UK
Nice one mate. but btw, the libertines are shite!
Well, I used to live in England for two years when I was 12 - 14 years old. I miss England, although I used to get my ass kicked for being "different", but not too often...I dealt with it. The only thing I don't miss is the TV shows (nothing was on)!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BUZz UK
WHY
Evangelists and Neo-Conservatives
Like it or not, America is probably the least liked country in the world. We are all united by a universal contempt for America.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrizzle