i've named every pipe i've ever had.
my first pipe was a little POS soapstone pipe. i named it 'stone cold steve austin'
then i got a nice glass bat that i named 'liberace' after my friends goat who died earlier that day
i named my hookah 'aquaman'
glass bubbler = 'aunt jemima' because it looks like a bottle of pancake syrup
fish-shaped spoon = 'koi' because i bought it with my friend named coy, and its a pipe shaped like a koi fish
standard glass spoon = 'pinball' i don't know why to be honest
blue/yellow bat = 'scoutmaster' because blue and yellow are cubscout colors and we blazed driving past a bus full of cubscouts the day we bought it
we have the same routine for naming our pipes. we get stoned on the way to the headshop so we can make a good decision. then we smoke a bowl with the new piece (or pieces) on the way home. then once we get home we smoke another bowl and sit the piece on the table and discuss a name for it.